God didn't like prideful zealots drawing attention to themselves with public prayer,  punishes Brooks football team with beating.  Film at 11.

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Originally Posted by EvilGenius:

God didn't like prideful zealots drawing attention to themselves with public prayer,  punishes Brooks football team with beating.  Film at 11.

The poor little atheist's ears must be really hurting from all that prayer.  It's amazing how someone with such thin skin can type on a keyboard without hurting themselves.

Originally Posted by lexum:

so jimmiah does believe in God and prayer after all.

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He said, over a year ago, he was a Deist.

 

And Vic is wrong again. Hasn't broken his 100% record yer.
And lexum, you prayer was answered. Who are you praying for tomorrow, so we will how to bet?
Originally Posted by lexum:

How absurd. I'm praying for BAMA to win.

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I'm not a sports fan but I heard Bama lost. Why wasn't your prayer answered?

Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
Originally Posted by lexum:

How absurd. I'm praying for BAMA to win.

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I'm not a sports fan but I heard Bama lost. Why wasn't your prayer answered?

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the LSU fans prayed hardest.

Originally Posted by JimiHendrix:

Praying gets exactly the same result as not praying.

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oh yes it does jimboe

quote:  Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
I'm not a sports fan but I heard Bama lost.  Why wasn't your prayer answered?

Hi Chick,

 

Although I am a Bama fan; I must say that all my prayers were heard and answered in the affirmative.  I prayed that it be a good, exciting, memorable game.  I prayed that no player would be seriously hurt.  And, I prayed that an SEC team would win.   SEC STILL RULES!

 

And, Alabama is still in the running for the national championship, again.  Actually, this is better.  It takes the "Number 1" pressure off the Bama team and lets them concentrate on winning the big one.

 

All of my prayers were heard and honored by God.  Now, all I can say is, "Praise God!  Thank you, Lord, for answering my prayers regarding this great game!  Amen!  Amen!  Amen!"

 

Isn't God awesome?

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

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Bill, my question wasn’t for you.  In case you didn’t notice, Lexum said he was praying for BAMA to win. Bama lost!! His prayer wasn’t answered.

quote:   Originally Posted by semiannualchick:

Bill, my question wasn’t for you.  In case you didn’t notice, Lexum said he was praying for BAMA to win. Bama lost!!  His prayer wasn’t answered.


Hi Chick,

 

God always answers the prayers of His children, all Christian believers.  His answer is either "Yes" -- "No" -- or, "Wait a while, My child." 

 

Obviously Lexum's prayer answer was, "Wait a while, My child."   So, we just wait until Bama wins the national championship.

 

So, my Friend, you see -- my prayers and Lexum's prayers were answered.  Alabama is still very strongly in the running for the BIG ONE!   And, being "Number 3" is a lot less pressure on the team than being "Number 1" and having everyone gunning for you.  Isn't it wonderful how God is taking care of our Bama team?

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

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Well, sounds about like a god bill would worship. One that can't be bothered to protect all the suffering children, old folks, and other assorted good people but he can get in the middle of a ballgame. LOL!!

So, Bill, you prayed that an SEC team would win the Alabama-LSU game?  And your prayer was answered!!! How exciting! For your next prayer, you can ask the Good Lord to make water wet.

Originally Posted by Bestworking:

Well, sounds about like a god bill would worship. One that can't be bothered to protect all the suffering children, old folks, and other assorted good people but he can get in the middle of a ballgame. LOL!!

 

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 I really have to thing Bill is being fecitious. For the record, God cares little about who wins football games. He does care about whether or not people will die and face eternal judgement. That care and concern for his creation (man) drives his every action.

 After that, he is concerned about conforming his children into the image of his son Jesus. In heaven, everyone will be like Jesus. He wants us to get a head start.

 

Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!  Great thread!

 

Nah, god just rewarded the other team for being more pious.  Skill, training, heart... means spit.  God decides who wins, and the loser is ****ed to hell forever.  Oh, wait, I'm thinking of something else.

 

Never mind.

 

 

DF

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