What is self erecting?
Katzenjammer
what are the disagreeable aftereffects from the use of drugs (especially alcohol)!
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Disjoint
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Disjoint
What was that hippie smokin'?
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concurrent
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concurrent
what is the status of the Alabama attorney general!
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Deep Freeze!
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Deep Freeze!
Where did I hide the body?
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stopwatch
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stopwatch
what do people do when they see me dancing?
backlash
backlash
what is the outcome of a salsa babe post!?!?
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Grape Nuts!
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Grape Nuts!
What do you call a chance meeting between an angry woman's boot and the family jewels?
poppies
poppies
I have to confess that I missed the start of this thread & thought you'd all lost your minds. I hope my answer wasn't too violent? It was supposed to be funny, but probably not so much to the guys. Sorry!
What do you call people who love the color purple? (Better?)
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POPPIES!
quote:Originally posted by TheBaldGuy:
Grape Nuts!
What do you call people who love the color purple? (Better?)
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POPPIES!
What stopped Dorothy in her tracks?
flash light
flash light
What did I search for in complete darkness on Monday night when the transformer blew?
pedantic
pedantic
Input from Geddon: Who is BeternU?
wind bag
wind bag
What is the chamber of a bagpipe?
showmanship
showmanship
What is a boat full of male performers?
shrubbery
shrubbery
What is a planting of shrubs?
medallion
medallion
What is that gold thing Deep Fat won at the Olympics?
squeegee
squeegee
Lenny's pal.
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molybdenum
DF
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molybdenum
DF
atomic element Mo, essential nutrient in soil - I admit it I had to google it.
calling card
calling card
What is an item that many Hispanics buy by the cases?
esoteric
esoteric
Describes the secret squirrel society.
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog the Bounty Hunter
The reason I get up every morning. *snicker*
Hiney Wine
Hiney Wine
What did Justin Wilson say at the end of his cooking show?
Honey Pot
Honey Pot
An illegal gift for your sweetheart?
(asking for it with this one)
Alabama Crimson Tide
(asking for it with this one)
Alabama Crimson Tide
The second best football team in Alabama.
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Lug nut.
DF
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Lug nut.
DF
anybody who thinks alabama is the second best team in the state!
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lunch meat
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lunch meat
What causes me to have migraines?
inimitable
inimitable
Elvis...they try and they try, but only the original made women lose their minds.
hara-kiri
hara-kiri
What is a horrible idea, any day of the week?
curmudgeon
curmudgeon
A man in need of a good woman, that or a good smacking.
widget
widget
a wurfer wirl fwom Wawifornia.
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emotional sauce
DF
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emotional sauce
DF
What is found in heavy doses in Arthur Crudup's "I'm in the Mood"?
hebetude
hebetude
What is brain dead?
nonchalant
nonchalant
why someone says "meh"
Pythagoras' Theorem
Pythagoras' Theorem
Pythagoras' Theorem: Revealed!
Heap Big Indian chief had his three squaws sleeping on animal hides in his tepee. The first squaw slept on a cow hide, the second squaw slept on a horse hide, and the third squaw slept on a hippopotamus hide. Bye and bye, they all became pregnant and presented the chief with his heirs. The squaw who slept on the cow hide had a son, the squaw who slept on the horse hide had a son, but the squaw who slept on the hippopotamus hide had twin sons...
Pythagoras' Theorem: The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides
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Head and shoulders
Heap Big Indian chief had his three squaws sleeping on animal hides in his tepee. The first squaw slept on a cow hide, the second squaw slept on a horse hide, and the third squaw slept on a hippopotamus hide. Bye and bye, they all became pregnant and presented the chief with his heirs. The squaw who slept on the cow hide had a son, the squaw who slept on the horse hide had a son, but the squaw who slept on the hippopotamus hide had twin sons...
Pythagoras' Theorem: The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides
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Head and shoulders
What's left after a shark attack.
(How did an Indian chief get a hippo skin?)
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hatband
DF
(How did an Indian chief get a hippo skin?)
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hatband
DF
Marty Stuart & Travis Tritt are not in a what?
Bully
Bully
What does my 2.5 yr. old granddaughter leave as she exits the rest room?
bling bling
bling bling
Don't don't deriver deriver.
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dogwood
DF
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dogwood
DF
What flower is associated with Easter and represents the crucified Jesus
jelly beans
jelly beans
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