Since the invention of Viagra, Pfizer has started to test a whole new line based on it's success, look for these modern wonders soon, at a pharmacy near you.
DIRECTRA: A dose of this drug, given to men befor a car trip, causes 78% to, when lost, stop and ask for directions: This is compared to the control group, of which only .02% did the same thing without the medication.
PROJECTRA: This new drug is still in the experimental stages, but shows promise in actually getting married men to finish household repairs and projects before starting a new one.
COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 83% of middle aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hair style. Further tests are needed to see if it has a simular effect on noticing new clothes.
BUYAGRA: This drug brings on a strong urge in married and attatched men to suddenly buy their sweeties expensive jewelry amd gifts within hours after having taken the prescribed doseage. Still testing to see if the effects last longer then local stores limit on return policy.
ANTI-SPORTAGRA: This drug makes men actually want to turn off televised sporting events and actually converse with their families.
FLATULAGRA: This drug turns men's noxious gases back into solids, double doseage is recomened for long car rides.
FLYAGRA: This wonder drug shows great promise in treating men with O. F. D.
(Open Fly Disorder) Especially useful for men on Viagra.
LIEAGRA: This drug cause men to be truthful when asked about their sexual affairs: Will be on the market soon in Regular, Grand Jury, and Presidental strength.