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So, I uttered the unforgivable incantation of denying the Holy Spirit a few days ago, thereby damming my immortal soul to hell for much longer than a long time.

Nothing happened as far as I know. It was quite a non-event. But I wonder what would happen if I also denied the evil spirit? You know, Satan. The Evil One. Beelzebub. Randall Flagg.

Let's find out shall we?

"I deny the evil spirit."

Hello? Y'all still there?
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Originally posted by Skeptik:
So, I uttered the unforgivable incantation of denying the Holy Spirit a few days ago, thereby damming my immortal soul to hell for much longer than a long time.

Nothing happened as far as I know. It was quite a non-event. But I wonder what would happen if I also denied the evil spirit? You know, Satan. The Evil One. Beelzebub. Randall Flagg.

Let's find out shall we?

"I deny the evil spirit."

Hello? Y'all still there?



He don't care, he already has you, that's all he cares about.
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All dressed up with nowhere to go, walking with a dead man over my shoulder.

The other day I denied Thor. Before you could say Ratzencracker Kabbibbler, I was struck by lightning, walking down the street. I was struck by something last night in my sleep.


I thought you didn't like Oingo Boingo?

By the way, never try to karaoke that song after a few beers. It was a disaster. Presidents of USA "Kitty" was much funnier.
This is great. Skep is going around hacking off every powerful creature known to man with DF as an accomplice. There is no hope. Skep and DF hacking off everyone. Next thing you know they'll go through the Egyptian gods. I saw that movie Stargate. We'll all be screwed for sure. Some dude will come flying down in a pyramid, open a warp hole, and enslave us for eternity. Those dudes had glowing eyes and talked real funny. When he placed that glowing thing on your head it looked like electricity melted your brain.

You know, maybe Skep is in collusion with that guy. Maybe he is running off all the other gods and has some kind of connection with the flying pyramid. Be wary. The invasion is coming and Skep is going to melt your brain or something.
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It will be you all that won't be able to stand the heat when this life is over!


And that, friend, is precisely why I am making fun of the whole silly thing. That is such a primitive, hateful notion. The human race has grown far beyond those primitive notions.

I don't need "saving." Neither do you. You only have one life. Why not live it without fear of some evil boogerman that will eat your soul upon death.

Cheers.
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Originally posted by LMM:
I thought that was Scientology? Wink
Are you 'cleared'?
What's your theta?
Big Grin
Ugachucka, chucka, chucka, ugachucka.
I can't stop this feeling!


Now I have to go get audited again. Sounds a little like the IRS. Wait, I think I am on to something. The IRS is a cult. Let's all deny them. Wait, that will get us in jail. Well, it rhymes with hell.
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Originally posted by BlueKitty:
WHY? are you saying these things?

Don't make fun of MY HEAVENLY FATHER!!!!

Hi BlueKitty,

The reason Skeptik is playing all these childish games is that he loves to argue -- and when he cannot find someone with whom he can argue -- he will run around hitting at people until someone will play hop scotch with him.

He is lonely, cannot relate to folks in the real world -- and arguing with Christians makes him feel as though he is someone.

So, we just pat him on the head and pamper him; then, move on and dialogue with adults.

You will get used to him. Just change his diaper and pat him on the head. Then, look elsewhere for real discussions.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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Originally posted by BlueKitty:
WHY? are you saying these things?

Don't make fun of MY HEAVENLY FATHER!!!!

If your HEAVENLY FATHER can't stand the heat, he had best get out of the kitchen.

Hi David,

He is the Kitchen -- and you, my Friend, are just a moldy piece of bread dough. Yet, even with you -- He could make something. Too bad you are not intelligent enought to give Him a chance. Keep in mind: the key words are "free will" -- so, you make the choice -- moldy old dough -- or spiritual being.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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So they came in the house roughing me up a little. I got a big bright light in my face. At first I thought it was that light they all talk about at death. Then this deep voice asked me something about geese and flying. When I said I didn't know anything they hit me with something. Hurt like hell. I could taste the iron of the blood in my mouth. One last kick in the groin and they decided it would take me a while to recover. Then one of them said something about not being worth it. As they left they said something about watching me and my little flock of geese. Thanks for screwing me over DF. I didn't even get a chance to talk.
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Originally posted by DeepFat:
As if procutions weren't bad enough.

Anm, let me warn you that if you live your life around a superstition, you might waste the only life you'll ever have.

There's probably no god, so relax and enjoy life.


DF

Im not superstitious. Smiler

I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is.

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