Subject: Are You A Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife/husband
> and two small children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
> knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
> cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
> seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
> do you do?
> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
> him to attack?
>
> Could we run away?
>
> What does my wife/husband think?
>
> What about the kids?
>
> Could I possibly swing! the gun like a club and knock
> the knife out of his hand? What does the law say
> about this situation?
>
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my children?
>
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
> content just to wound me?
>
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
> family get away while he was stabbing me?
>
> Should I call 9-1-1 ?
>
> Why is this street so deserted?
>
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
> make this a happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
>
> This is all so ! confusing! I need to debate this with
> some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
>
>
>
>
> .................................................................
>
> Southerner's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click.....
>
> (Sounds of reloading)
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
>
> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>
> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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