Kind of a slow day here so far here at the White House, so I thought I'd take a break from reading the casualty reports and check in on my good friends here at the TD Forum. First of all, I want to tell you guys how much I appreciate y'all sticking up for me on here every time one of those liberal sycophants tries to say bad things about me. I love you guys!
For some reason, I guess some people (fortunately not too many down there in NW 'bama) who just don't seem to share my "vision". Like that pba guy, Kindred Spirit, EdEKit -- and I especially can't stand that paranoid Peace Brother character. But don't worry, I've got a National Security Task Force and they have all of their phones tapped and I'm sending down a goon squad to rough them up a little bit.
I realize that my popularity isn't too good lately, but I really don't care what others think -- except for the big oil executives, and the insurance, health care and other lobbyists. I don't take MY marching orders from the American people. Can you imagine? Some of the people on here were complaining about the war in Iraq.... saying that they didn't want to sacrifice their sons and daughters for "the cause". I really can't stand it when people actually try to think for themselves. What do they think I am here for? They sometimes forget that I AM THE DECIDER! I am counting on you -- my little minions -- to attack anyone who dares to question my judgement. Call them names -- diagnose them with mental illnesses -- whatever it takes.
Oh well -- gotta run -- my secretary just told me that the head of Exxon/Mobil is on hold on one line and I got the head of AIPAC (American Israeli Political Action Committee) on another line. Don't want to keep them waiting....
I'll holler back at you from time to time and check in on y'all once in a while. In the meantime -- you guys keep up the great work down there in Alabama! Oh, and God Bless you all and this once-great country of ours.
GWB, aka Double You
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