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Kind of a slow day here so far here at the White House, so I thought I'd take a break from reading the casualty reports and check in on my good friends here at the TD Forum. First of all, I want to tell you guys how much I appreciate y'all sticking up for me on here every time one of those liberal sycophants tries to say bad things about me. I love you guys!

For some reason, I guess some people (fortunately not too many down there in NW 'bama) who just don't seem to share my "vision". Like that pba guy, Kindred Spirit, EdEKit -- and I especially can't stand that paranoid Peace Brother character. But don't worry, I've got a National Security Task Force and they have all of their phones tapped and I'm sending down a goon squad to rough them up a little bit.

I realize that my popularity isn't too good lately, but I really don't care what others think -- except for the big oil executives, and the insurance, health care and other lobbyists. I don't take MY marching orders from the American people. Can you imagine? Some of the people on here were complaining about the war in Iraq.... saying that they didn't want to sacrifice their sons and daughters for "the cause". I really can't stand it when people actually try to think for themselves. What do they think I am here for? They sometimes forget that I AM THE DECIDER! I am counting on you -- my little minions -- to attack anyone who dares to question my judgement. Call them names -- diagnose them with mental illnesses -- whatever it takes.

Oh well -- gotta run -- my secretary just told me that the head of Exxon/Mobil is on hold on one line and I got the head of AIPAC (American Israeli Political Action Committee) on another line. Don't want to keep them waiting....

I'll holler back at you from time to time and check in on y'all once in a while. In the meantime -- you guys keep up the great work down there in Alabama! Oh, and God Bless you all and this once-great country of ours.

GWB, aka Double You
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LOL !!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!!!! Let me say something while you're trying to sound like a big shot. I hope you enjoy all them people , the traffic , the cost of living up there all you want to. LOL !!!!! LOL !!!!!!

Also I hope you enjoy seeing all the famous people such as Larry King from Larry King Live and other actors.

A word of advise if you enjoy all the classy type people hang arond up there Memorial Day weekend you will see plenty at the finest hotels around.

I'll just stay in Killen , AL where there's alot less going on. When I decide to go somewhere I'll just go to Center Star, AL the next capital of Alabama if Montgomery ever disappears on the map. LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by dogsmaster:
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Originally posted by Double You:
They have a saying back in Texas -- "Fool me once................" I forget how the rest goes...

"I realize a lot of people are trying to put food on their families" -- I made that one up myself.....


Fool me once shame on you , fool me twice shame on me.

Thanks DM -- i guess i had a brain fart....
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Originally posted by _Joy_:
LOL

Good one, Double You. Hey, while you're not busy, could you possibly take that throne & put it...nahhh. Smiler



LOL!!!!! Oh Double YOU... that was good.. but let me warn you, IF by chance you wanna bug my phone, you better not worry about taking sleeping pills or nothing,... I just happen to be one of the most boring persons in the USA!!! I will bore you either to sleep or tears, take your pick! LOL!!! The tears part would come when he finds out that I still disagree with ALL that he is and has been doing for the last 4 years!!! LOL!!!

Joy... GREAT comment!!!

And the FOOL ME ONCE coment by GWB was a classic It was:

"Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice... uhhh, errr... well just don't do it"...

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Originally posted by _Joy_:
LOL

Good one, Double You. Hey, while you're not busy, could you possibly take that throne & put it...nahhh. Smiler



LOL!!!!! Oh Double YOU... that was good.. but let me warn you, IF by chance you wanna bug my phone, you better not worry about taking sleeping pills or nothing,... I just happen to be one of the most boring persons in the USA!!! I will bore you either to sleep or tears, take your pick! LOL!!! The tears will be because I STILL will disagree with the way the country has been handled the last (at least) 4 years. Big Grin

Joy... GREAT comment!!!

And the FOOL ME ONCE coment by GWB was a classic It was:

"Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice... uhhh, errr... well just don't do it"...

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Originally posted by Double You:
Jus' wanna send a shout out to my good friend Sassy Britches... I know ur out there.... Next time you're up this way, stop by and I'll give you a "private tour" of the Oval Office....

Yours truly,

GWB



Sassy Britches.. DONT DO IT... IT IS A CLINTON TOUR!!!!!!

And you don't sound like the type to like cigars.. Wink
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Originally posted by Kindred_Spirit:
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Originally posted by Double You:
Jus' wanna send a shout out to my good friend Sassy Britches... I know ur out there.... Next time you're up this way, stop by and I'll give you a "private tour" of the Oval Office....

Yours truly,

GWB



Sassy Britches.. DONT DO IT... IT IS A CLINTON TOUR!!!!!!

And you don't sound like the type to like cigars.. Wink


Dang you Kindred -- why'd u haf to go an spoil the surprise????
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Originally posted by Double You:
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Originally posted by Kindred_Spirit:
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Originally posted by Double You:
Jus' wanna send a shout out to my good friend Sassy Britches... I know ur out there.... Next time you're up this way, stop by and I'll give you a "private tour" of the Oval Office....

Yours truly,

GWB



Sassy Britches.. DONT DO IT... IT IS A CLINTON TOUR!!!!!!

And you don't sound like the type to like cigars.. Wink


Dang you Kindred -- why'd u haf to go an spoil the surprise????



OOOPs, you know how we women are, we cannot keep THAT kind of secret!!!! lol
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Originally posted by Double You:
Jus' wanna send a shout out to my good friend Sassy Britches... I know ur out there.... Next time you're up this way, stop by and I'll give you a "private tour" of the Oval Office....

Yours truly,

GWB


I might as well go look at the ceiling of Florence High School gym that will be similar to looking at the oval office. I've seen the oval office twice and rest of the White House 3 or 4 times where the public is allowed.
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Originally posted by Double You:
Jus' wanna send a shout out to my good friend Sassy Britches... I know ur out there.... Next time you're up this way, stop by and I'll give you a "private tour" of the Oval Office....

Yours truly,

GWB


Why sure, I'll do that. I might even be able to arrange a hunting trip with the VP for you. Just a shot in the dark, that is...Nothing too good for my old friend Pees Bruther.
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Originally posted by Double You:
I'll need to borrow a gun for the hunting trip since I don't own one -- they rejected my application to buy one -- said something about I was suffering from paranoid delusions and split personality/schizophrenia... Can I borrow yours Sassy? Will you be "packing some heat" when you come to visit???


Nope, peas, if you can't own one of you own, I ain't giving you one...you'll just have to get the bird.
Oh, by the way, it seems no one has heard from Peace Brother these past couple of days. I guess that goon squad I sent down there must've "neutralized" him. Now if they can only silence a few of those other psychopants down there....

Oh well, gotta run -- got some more casualty reports coming in.... Y'all have a nice day!

Yours truly, GWB, Your Commander-In-Chief
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Originally posted by Double You:
Oh, by the way, it seems no one has heard from Peace Brother these past couple of days. I guess that goon squad I sent down there must've "neutralized" him. Now if they can only silence a few of those other psychopants down there....

Oh well, gotta run -- got some more casualty reports coming in.... Y'all have a nice day!

Yours truly, GWB, Your Commander-In-Chief


Peas is still around...he's just been pretending to be a human being for the past couple of days. He's not real good at it, since it takes a little intelligence. You have a real nice conservative day!
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Originally posted by Sassy Kims:
Peas is still around...he's just been pretending to be a human being for the past couple of days. He's not real good at it, since it takes a little intelligence. You have a real nice conservative day!


He's pretending to be Bush,no intelligence needed to do that,just has to be a really good actor to pretend to be that stupid.
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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
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Originally posted by Sassy Kims:
Peas is still around...he's just been pretending to be a human being for the past couple of days. He's not real good at it, since it takes a little intelligence. You have a real nice conservative day!


He's pretending to be Bush,no intelligence needed to do that,just has to be a really good actor to pretend to be that stupid.


I guess it's possible that none is needed to pretend to be Bush...there's been idiot actors portraying presidents for years.

Your implied statement that Bush has no intelligence has no merit. It's unproveable, illogical and nonsensical. No individual could rise to the level he has without intelligence. Maybe he hasn't performed in the office as YOU want, but that doesn't mean he isn't intelligent.
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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
Bush has proven his stupidity over and over again.He has risen to the level he is at by riding his Daddy's coat tails.



YW!!! So glad to see you AND your humor AND your intelligence on this post!!! Loved your replies Smiler

I think some people didn't get all the "jokes" on here, lol
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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
Bush has proven his stupidity over and over again.He has risen to the level he is at by riding his Daddy's coat tails.



You have only made another subjective statement. It still has no merit, is unproven, illogical and nonsensical. You don't win an election and unseat an incumbent Governor, then will a smashing reelection, then get nominated for President of the Untited States TWICE, and win the election TWICE by being stupid. Once again, maybe he hasn't performed the way YOU want, but he isn't stupid. You are making unreasonable judgements based on your prejudice against him. Grow up, quit attacking the person. Debate his policies and actions if you wish, but this hateful, childish, tantrum throwing, "Bush is Stupid" rant is boring.
I am so sorry to bore you,if you don't like what I post- Just don't read it.If you don't think Bush is stupid check out: Stupid Bush Quotes on the internet.He stole the first election and sorry to say there just wasn't anyone any smarter than him running in the second election.I don't throw tantrums.I only state how I feel or think and I don't expect everyone to agree with me.I just don't like politians in general.
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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
I am so sorry to bore you,if you don't like what I post- Just don't read it.If you don't think Bush is stupid check out: Stupid Bush Quotes on the internet.He stole the first election and sorry to say there just wasn't anyone any smarter than him running in the second election.I don't throw tantrums.I only state how I feel or think and I don't expect everyone to agree with me.I just don't like politians in general.


YW.. I totally AGREE with ya... they don't like it, dont read it... but what you said what RIGHT on the money..

People are seeing it too, well, nearly 75% are anyway, lol... the others still love that sand to put their heads in, hehe
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Originally posted by Sassy Kims:
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Originally posted by Double You:
I'll need to borrow a gun for the hunting trip since I don't own one -- they rejected my application to buy one -- said something about I was suffering from paranoid delusions and split personality/schizophrenia... Can I borrow yours Sassy? Will you be "packing some heat" when you come to visit???

I hope I'm not misinterpreting your post here Sassy... But I just want you to know that I am quite used to people giving me "the bird". As commander-in-chief, people give me what I call the "one finger salute" everywhere I go. It's just that somehow I expected a little more dignified behavior from someone of your obvious sophistocation. (I hope I spelled that rite, but if I dint I know I can count on you to set me straight.)

GWB, Your President

Nope, peas, if you can't own one of you own, I ain't giving you one...you'll just have to get the bird.
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Originally posted by Sassy Kims:
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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
Hey!This guy is an imposter,he can spell and put together a sentence.


Peas can't spell too well, there's no such word as "psychopants".


Wow Sassy, don't tell me you are an English teacher in addition to being the resident sickiatrist for the TD Forum?? If so, perhaps you've heard of "poetic license", where one might intentionally misspell a word? All of us liberal mental defectives here really appreciate it when you throw your two cents in. Keep up the good work!

Oh, and by the way, I'm really proud of you for not letting all the good-natured banter bother you. Speak your mind! And don't let all those sub-human commie liberal psycophant "imbasills" get under your skin. Atack, attak, atak!!!

GWB, Your President
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Originally posted by Double You:
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Originally posted by Sassy Kims:
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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
Hey!This guy is an imposter,he can spell and put together a sentence.


Peas can't spell too well, there's no such word as "psychopants".


Wow Sassy, don't tell me you are an English teacher in addition to being the resident sickiatrist for the TD Forum?? If so, perhaps you've heard of "poetic license", where one might intentionally misspell a word? All of us liberal mental defectives here really appreciate it when you throw your two cents in. Keep up the good work!

Oh, and by the way, I'm really proud of you for not letting all the good-natured banter bother you. Speak your mind! And don't let all those sub-human commie liberal psycophant "imbasills" get under your skin. Atack, attak, atak!!!

GWB, Your President


DY... I don't know you, but you just may end up being our "class clown" that ends up saving the forum from all the battles... Gotta admit, you ARE funny!!!

Nothing wrong with silly, funny, fun posts sometimes, right??? Big Grin
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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
Hey!This guy is an imposter,he can spell and put together a sentence.


Imposter? How DARE someone call me an imposter! Truth be told, I have a secretary that I "dictate" all of my TD Forum posts to, and he (yes HE) corrects my misspellings and grammatical mistakes and translates my "Texas Speak" into English.

I can't believe the AUDACITY of some people. Next thing you know they'll be questioning my sexual orientation just because I happen to enjoy dressing myself up in Laura's lingerie.....

GWB, Your President
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Originally posted by Double You:
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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
Hey!This guy is an imposter,he can spell and put together a sentence.


Imposter? How DARE someone call me an imposter! Truth be told, I have a secretary that I "dictate" all of my TD Forum posts to, and he (yes HE) corrects my misspellings and grammatical mistakes and translates my "Texas Speak" into English.

I can't believe the AUDACITY of some people. Next thing you know they'll be questioning my sexual orientation just because I happen to enjoy dressing myself up in Laura's lingerie.....

GWB, Your President


Good Morning Peas,

Satire is the greatest form of comedy. Keep trying, someday you'll be funny. Not yet, but someday.

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