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God Bless America!

Taking a look at this short list of foods from which most of us will be eating to our utter fill, is there any wonder why the rest of the world wants to share in what we have?

Is it not entirely evident that we are so, so, very, very blessed, when the rest of the world lives on less than US$20/month?

Your Favorite Thanksgiving Foods

Are you going to have:


  • Turkey,
  • Ham,
  • Roast,
  • Potatoes,
  • Stuffing,
  • Casseroles,
  • Macaroni & Cheese,
  • Cranberry Sauce,
  • Deviled Eggs,
  • Tea,
  • Coffee,
  • Wine,
  • Beer,
  • Milk,
  • Gherkins,
  • Raw Vegetables,
  • Salad,
  • Biscuits,
  • Cornbread,
  • Olives,
  • Rolls,
  • Pie,
  • Cake
.

Will it be:

  • fried,
  • baked,
  • beef,
  • sweet,
  • pan baked,
  • baked,
  • spiral cut,
  • pork,
  • Irish,
  • stuffed in bird,
  • uncut,
  • with boiled eggs,
  • boiled,
  • w/o boiled eggs,
  • with gravy,
  • au gratin,
  • w/o gravy,
  • sour cream,
  • butter,
  • margarine,
  • cream cheese,
  • green bean,
  • jellied,
  • with relish,
  • with onion,
  • boiled,
  • hand-made,
  • without relish, w/o onion,
  • with paprika,
  • with mushroom,
  • from a box,
  • w/o paprika,
  • w/o mushroom,
  • with water chestnuts,
  • w/o water chestnuts,
  • sweet,
  • hot,
  • red,
  • domestic,
  • white ,
  • unsweet,
  • cold,
  • white,
  • import,
  • chocolate,
  • iced,
  • regular,
  • blush,
  • small batch,
  • whole,
  • hot,
  • decaf,
  • sparkling,
  • major manufacturer,
  • 2%,
  • cream,
  • table,
  • sugar,
  • fake sweetener,
  • fake cream.


Will you also have:

  • sweet,
  • celery,
  • Waldorf (fruit),
  • canned,
  • sweet,
  • dill,
  • carrots,
  • spinach,
  • handmade,
  • regular,
  • homemade,
  • radishes,
  • 7-layer,
  • shortening,
  • rolls,
  • storebought,
  • cucumbers,
  • 3-bean,
  • lard,
  • pone,
  • broccoli,
  • pecans,
  • mix, stick,
  • cauliflower,
  • walnuts,
  • with dip,
  • raisins,
  • w/o dip,
  • oranges,
  • cranberries,
  • pineapple,
  • apple,
  • banana,
  • black,
  • storebought,
  • with bacon bits,
  • green homemade,
  • without bacon bits,
  • real, fake.


Will you be enjoying any:

  • Sweet Potato,
  • Chocolate,
  • Pecan,
  • Coconut,
  • Pumpkin,
  • Red Velvet,
  • Apple,
  • Cheesecake,
  • Cherry,
  • layer,
  • Lemon Ice Box, sheet,
  • Key Lime,
  • storebought,
  • homemade.
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