FUN WITH BANANAS!

Hey uhhh as a male I think maybe.....ahhh the heck with it....How about fun with Fried eggs!

I guess fried eggs are ok -- I like my eggs scrambled myself -- but I do like bananas and berries...for breakfast...

walnuts are also very good with a banana.

if one is nuts enuff to chose the wrong banana they are in for a life of pain; bananas can be fickle to.

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Originally posted by JohnRebsMistress:
if one is nuts enuff to chose the wrong banana they are in for a life of pain; bananas can be fickle to.

Some bananas need to be sliced and diced, right?

Only if sliced and diced by the wife and be made to leave other women alone. Tired of his begging; his excuses; and all the flowers he leaves for me at work. slathered in hot hot thick chocolate would be good too.

I always enjoy a good banana split.

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JohnRebsMistress

Posted 03 September 2009 08:56 AM Hide Post
Only if sliced and diced by the wife and be made to leave other women alone. Tired of his begging; his excuses; and all the flowers he leaves for me at work. slathered in hot hot thick chocolate would be good too.

In love with the wrong person

That gives a new meaning to Banana Split!!! he, hee, hee, lol

He's leaving lots of flowers? That means he's feeling very scared that you're going to tell his wife, or he owns a florist shop on the side and gets them for free...lol.

maybe i should dice the flowers up with the hot choclate syrup and mix his banana split with them? i am sorry if i sound upset here but it is because i am . looking for a showdown with him before next wednesday . not looking forward to it neither .

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Originally posted by autumn1964:
I always enjoy a good banana split.

There you go talking about cracks again... Just say no to crack!!!

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Originally posted by JohnRebsMistress:
Only if sliced and diced by the wife and be made to leave other women alone. Tired of his begging; his excuses; and all the flowers he leaves for me at work. slathered in hot hot thick chocolate would be good too.

I dont understand..... why are you screwing around with a married man for as long as you have said?..... That is insane on your part!.....I am not trying to be ugly but if you have been with him as long as you said..... then you would know by now he is not going to leave her for you...... good luck to you!......

Uh this is about bananas.... dont eat married bananas.... only trouble in that!....

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Originally posted by DixieChik:
I guess fried eggs are ok -- I like my eggs scrambled myself -- but I do like bananas and berries...for breakfast...

Berries. I enjoyed two different varieties of berries this morning with my oatmeal: blueberries and raspberries. Very healthy. They say the more colorful berries contain the antioxidants. I don't know about all that; I just know they were tasty berries.

Had some nuts on there too, more specifically, some pecans on the side, actually. I just couldn't decide if I wanted berries or nuts or both this morning, so I put the berries and nuts on the side (where they belong) and just enjoyed them all at my leisure.

I'm not gonna let anyone trump me on my own thread!

It's official: WIP's gonna meet Satan one day.

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Wild Irish Prose
Everybody Knows My Name

Posted 03 September 2009 03:02 PM Hide Post
I'm not gonna let anyone trump me on my own thread!

WIP it good!

Remember in the Deck thread, I think banana's were mentioned. You have the spade on the banana!!!

I had to throw away some bananas the other day; they were too old. I don't know about you, but I just don't get any enjoyment out of old bananas; they're mushy. Mature, ripe bananas, on the other hand, are enjoyable.

Even old bananas can bring delight, if they are prepared properly.

did y'all see the video about how to properly open a banana?

Ray Comfort notwithstanding (as is his usual situation), one should open a banana from the bottom... the end that was not attached to the bunch.

Squeeze the end together gently, and you'll find it opens enough to grasp one or more of the peels. Then, it opens so easily.

Try it. And think of your Brother DeepFat every time. Sorry if I've changed your life, I know other ways, too. Ask if you're curious.


DF

[QUOTE] Try it. And think of your Brother DeepFat every time. Sorry if I've changed your life, I know other ways, too. Ask if you're curious.[QUOTE]

OK, I'll bite, I'm askin'?

W1, don't say I didn't warn you.

Next time you're in a restaurant or bar, ask someone directions to the Men's room.

He will point and gesticulate as he gives you directions. Everyone in the joint knows what y'all are talking about.


Then, ask someone the directions to Nashville. He will keep his hands in his lap.

It takes gesticulation to find a room 30 feet away, but none to find Nashville?


DF

Well now, I believe that may call for a little experiment!!! LMAO

lol.......

DF, I am probably the exception that proves the rule on that one. I simply cannot talk without my hands. If you tied them to my sides, I'd probably be struck mute.

And, if my other half, who also posts on here should read this....don't you even dare.

TDB! Good to see you here again!

Still, you don't point to Nashville.


DF

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Originally posted by TopDownBeemer:
DF, I am probably the exception that proves the rule on that one. I simply cannot talk without my hands. If you tied them to my sides, I'd probably be struck mute.

And, if my other half, who also posts on here should read this....don't you even dare.

I don't get struck mute -- I just can't stop laughing when people have tried it...

Hey Mr. DF! I stayed away for too long. So now I'll do this and crackbook too. I can also guarantee you, if I were giving directions to Nashville, I'd be pointing. From here, I'd just point east and say it's about 2000 miles that way!

i like my nanners with a little fudge, whipped topping, a cherry and some nuts. maybe a little pineapple.

Carmens Toilet (snicker)

Welcome to the threads Carmens Toilet and (welcome back, apparently) TopDownBeemer. Love the avatar.

TopDown,

How about giving us a pun, double entendre or witticism about bananas?

A terrific recipe for banana pudding would be acceptable, too.

Good to see you TopDown!

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Originally posted by Carmens~Toilet:
i like my nanners with a little fudge, whipped topping, a cherry and some nuts. maybe a little pineapple.

Carmen's toilet.....i bet that fills you up!

knock knock who’s there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock who’s there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock who’s there?
banana
banana friggin’ who already!?
knock knock who’s there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn’t say banana?

mommer,

You are at least twenty-seven kinds of awesome.

Good to see you back TDB !!

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Wild Irish Prose
Posted 05 September 2009 12:51 PM Hide Post
mommer,

You are at least twenty-seven kinds of awesome.

oh, gee

Whoa! My 'bananas' are slipping (Get it? ). Can't have that.

Just had a banana for snack. Had to pull the tip off the banana because it was bruised and didn't look very tasty.