Gays

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Sez blue...almost!:It makes me sick to see a good looking, hott man that prefers another man instead of a woman.

Makes me sick too.

Jeezus blue! Next time use the quotation marks!
I thought YOU were making the statement.

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Originally posted by semiannualchick:

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Originally posted by INVICTUS:
Unobrectum, blue is still right about the two women being in the
game, or two lesbians, I like lesbians. A common bond.
I like bonding common.Iv

Ok, men, I have a question. What is it about seeing two women getting it on together that turns you on? It makes me sick to see a good looking, hott man that prefers another man instead of a woman.
I mean, come on, such a waste of a sexy body when a woman could be enjoying it.

i'll take a whack at this one.

as guys, we find a woman attractive.
so... 2 women are twice as attractive.
when we realize that woman 1 is attracted to woman 2, that brings pornomotry into the mix. not pornography.. that's juts people getting freaky on video. i'm taking about pornomotry..
attraction for girl 1 plus attraction for girl 2, multiplied by number of years you've looked forward to seeing this, times the square root of the ages of the girls aded together, divided by the number of guys in the room, then factor in the cosign of the hotness of the girls, 1-10 factor, and multiply by chance in percentage 1-100 of getting caught by parents, sibling, buddies, roomie, spouse, or offspring.

keep repeating this formula in your brain and you might have a chance of 'staying at the party' longer than 2 minutes. better than baseball anyday.

Guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc. I need your help. I think I'm gay."

The doctor says, "Are you in a homosexual relationship?"

Guy says, "No."

"Well." says the doctor,"Do you have any homosexual fantasies?"

Guy says "No sir."

"Well, why do you think you're gay?" the doctor asked.

"Well Doc," he says, " my daddy was gay."

The doctor replies, "Sir, I assure you that homosexuality is not hereditary, and your father being gay has nothing to do with you being gay."

"But Doc," the guy says, " I got three brothers and they are all gay."

The doctor says "Well, that is a remarkable coincidence, but that still does not make you gay."

The guy says, "Doc my grandad and two uncles are gay too."

The doctor exclaims, "My God man. Tell me. Is there anybody in your family who likes women?"

The guy says "Yes sir, My mom and two sisters."

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Originally posted by hothead:
Gays seem to cry that they can't get married. There is a reason for that, Its not Adam and Adam or Eve and Eve!!!!! Maybe they need to focus on saving their soul!!!!!

Man, did this clown pick the right avatar!

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Originally posted by hothead:
Why don't we just call them ***ETS, thats been their name forever.

He can't spell, either.

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Originally posted by bluetick:
I really don't have a problem with two guys being gay. That just puts two more women back in the game.

Too bad you are sitting on the bench.

Whats up with the short one sentence posts? Too hard to type with one hand in Opies pocket?

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Originally posted by bluetick:
It makes me sick to see a good looking, hott man that prefers another man instead of a woman.

Makes me sick too.

Ok, men, I have a question. What is it about seeing two women getting it on together that turns you on?

That is hard to answer. Why is the sky blue?..Why do birds sing?..Why does the sun keep on shining? Maybe they look like they need help and my generous nature kicks in and I want to do all I can to help them.

Well Bluetick, I certainly can't speak for all the "Hott" men cause I certainly don't feel I'm one but there are plenty of men that have the same identical thought when they see two very attractive lesbians. To answer, or attempt to answer, your question I could only offer up a guess. Could be that it makes them feel that they have just increased their chances 100% as far as finding someone that won't reject them (even though neither most likely care for men). Could be, also, that they have that, supposed, every man's fantasy and figure if they had a girl that like other girls that maybe they could then have TWO.

Fair question but I just don't know. Most likely ten different, straight, men would give you ten different answers and each be valid for that one person. I just wish I could remember the comedian that had a dialog about lesbians. Went something like this ... Man sees these two beautiful women at the end of the bar and when he makes a play for one she responds no thanks I'm a lesbian. To which the guy responds Lesbian, what's that? That means I don't like men at all. That means I adore women. See this lady here beside me? I want to take her home and make love to her all night long. The guy's hand starts trembling as he says ... I think I'm a Lesbian too.

I'd most likely be able to remember who it was if it wasn't so late/early. Could be Lewis Grizzard or Larry the Cable Guy but who knows at this time.

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Sez blue...almost!:It makes me sick to see a good looking, hott man that prefers another man instead of a woman.

Makes me sick too.

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Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
Jeezus blue! Next time use the quotation marks!
I thought YOU were making the statement.

I think this is the only time in the religion section that you know who hasn't been in the discussion preaching to us.

he's probably not completly certain what we're talking about. it could look like ancient greek to him...
i'm sure he noticed one of his trigger words at hte top,,, gays.. but since them we've all moved on to concepts he understands as well as a fish understands interprative dance

Good morning, nagel.

There could be a thread all about a man's reaction vs a woman's reaction about homosexuals. I have never met a woman that ranted and raved about lesbians. Most are like me, it's just the "ugh, another woman, why"?!! But the majority of men get so worked up over gay men. They say they're going to hell, how "sick" they are, and how they need to "repent". Even all of peter's rantings mention the anus. If he's addressed lesbians I missed it.

People like peter and bill will say others "choose" to be gay so they get what they deserve. This is the same attitude they have about atheists. What they "deserve" is to be treated according to the way they treat others, and what they do sexually is no one's business but them as long as they aren't harming anyone. One question I ask bill and he never answered was just how homosexuals affect his life. If you disagree with a person's "political policies" that's one thing, but to drag their lifestyle into the argument is pointless. And I hate to tell you this but there are gay Republicans and gay Democrats. Same as there are R and D atheists.

A- AAAAIIIIEEE?

Sounds like ma ol' friend the Reverend Burfoot Smacknuggets has been through here lately.

I've only been gone for a few weeks and I missed all the funny stuff.

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Originally posted by semiannualchick:
Good morning, nagel.

HI lady!

sorry.. i left after that post and didnt' see you being friendly

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Originally posted by Jennifer:
There could be a thread all about a man's reaction vs a woman's reaction about homosexuals. I have never met a woman that ranted and raved about lesbians. Most are like me, it's just the "ugh, another woman, why"?!! But the majority of men get so worked up over gay men. They say they're going to hell, how "sick" they are, and how they need to "repent". Even all of peter's rantings mention the anus. If he's addressed lesbians I missed it.

People like peter and bill will say others "choose" to be gay so they get what they deserve. This is the same attitude they have about atheists. What they "deserve" is to be treated according to the way they treat others, and what they do sexually is no one's business but them as long as they aren't harming anyone. One question I ask bill and he never answered was just how homosexuals affect his life. If you disagree with a person's "political policies" that's one thing, but to drag their lifestyle into the argument is pointless. And I hate to tell you this but there are gay Republicans and gay Democrats. Same as there are R and D atheists.

well, for me, i don't see sick. i juts see somethign that doesn't interest me, and i don't really want to witness it.
BUT, i don't really want to witness a jackson pollock painting either.

i personally am in favor of equal rights. period. we shouldnt' even have phrases like 'gay rights' or 'minority rights' or womens right. there should be one set of rights, and it should apply to everyone.
there is no such thing as 'fluffy middleaged straight white-guy with glasses rights', so i reject the concept of gay rights because they exclude me, and are therefore elitist and un-equal.

1 set of rights
they apply to all people
no exceptions
period.

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Originally posted by thenagel:
he's probably not completly certain what we're talking about. it could look like ancient greek to him...
i'm sure he noticed one of his trigger words at hte top,,, gays.. but since them we've all moved on to concepts he understands as well as a fish understands interprative dance

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Well, it probaby will bring him in, it got jimiH and opie

and I don't want to talk about shemales.


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Originally posted by bluetick:
Whats up with the short one sentence posts? Too hard to type with one hand in Opies pocket?

Sometimes one sentence is all that it takes to deflate a windbag. Plus, since you have to move your lips when you read, I don't want to wear you out.

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Originally posted by INVICTUS:

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Originally posted by thenagel:
he's probably not completly certain what we're talking about. it could look like ancient greek to him...
i'm sure he noticed one of his trigger words at hte top,,, gays.. but since them we've all moved on to concepts he understands as well as a fish understands interprative dance

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Well, it probaby will bring him in, it got jimiH and opie

and I don't want to talk about shemales.


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then why did you bring up opie and jimiH?

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Originally posted by thenagel:

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Originally posted by INVICTUS:

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Originally posted by thenagel:
he's probably not completly certain what we're talking about. it could look like ancient greek to him...
i'm sure he noticed one of his trigger words at hte top,,, gays.. but since them we've all moved on to concepts he understands as well as a fish understands interprative dance

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Well, it probaby will bring him in, it got jimiH and opie

and I don't want to talk about shemales.
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then why did you bring up opie and jimiH?

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I'm still wondering about that male mannequin they stole from
"Gentleman's warehouse".

I don't think its for the HOV lane. It might not have anything to do
about having the same last name.

But now whos whos, I don't know.


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Originally posted by INVICTUS:

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Originally posted by thenagel:

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Originally posted by INVICTUS:

quote:

Originally posted by thenagel:
he's probably not completly certain what we're talking about. it could look like ancient greek to him...
i'm sure he noticed one of his trigger words at hte top,,, gays.. but since them we've all moved on to concepts he understands as well as a fish understands interprative dance

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, it probaby will bring him in, it got jimiH and opie

and I don't want to talk about shemales.
.

then why did you bring up opie and jimiH?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm still wondering about that male mannequin they stole from
"Gentleman's warehouse".

I don't think its for the HOV lane. It might not have anything to do
about having the same last name.

But now whos whos, I don't know.


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Yo mama got a ticket for driving in the HOV lane. She didn't see that V up there.

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Sez jimi (who can't see me...)Yo mama got a ticket for driving in the HOV lane. She didn't see that V up there.

Man! Jimi got him with that snappy post!
Jimi is a "killer"...so, posters beware!

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Originally posted by CageTheElephant:

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Sez jimi (who can't see me...)Yo mama got a ticket for driving in the HOV lane. She didn't see that V up there.

Man! Jimi got him with that snappy post!
Jimi is a "killer"...so, posters beware!

Yeah, especially if you're 12 years old and schoolyard taunts upset you!!

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Originally posted by CageTheElephant:

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Sez jimi (who can't see me...)Yo mama got a ticket for driving in the HOV lane. She didn't see that V up there.

Man! Jimi got him with that snappy post!
Jimi is a "killer"...so, posters beware!

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Yeah Cage, he shot me down. But whats important is why jimi took that

3/8 drill bit to that mannequin? And why does his "Partner" opie hide in
the closet and watch?

Is jimi cheating?


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Originally posted by JimiHendrix:

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Originally posted by INVICTUS:

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Originally posted by thenagel:

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Originally posted by INVICTUS:

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Originally posted by thenagel:
he's probably not completly certain what we're talking about. it could look like ancient greek to him...
i'm sure he noticed one of his trigger words at hte top,,, gays.. but since them we've all moved on to concepts he understands as well as a fish understands interprative dance

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, it probaby will bring him in, it got jimiH and opie

and I don't want to talk about shemales.
.

then why did you bring up opie and jimiH?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm still wondering about that male mannequin they stole from
"Gentleman's warehouse".

I don't think its for the HOV lane. It might not have anything to do
about having the same last name.

But now whos whos, I don't know.


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Yo mama got a ticket for driving in the HOV lane. She didn't see that V up there.

OH NO YOU DI'NT!
Oh SLAM, YO!
Jimi is Da Bomb, BizNiches! Fo Shizzle!


( side note.. why does snoop dog carry an umberella?
Fo Drizzle...)