Cage, I need to borrow your snoring drooling Homer Simpson. This one comes up, what, about three or four times a year?

God loves you Unob.

LOL

From a re****ble source of course:

An unbeliever's thoughts about the Bible, Quran, and Book of Mormon

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GOD KILLS--------YOU BET HE DOES.

GUESS WHO'S ON MY PRAYER LIST

Iv

Not only does God make it his business to kill.

JOY the elder of the Alabamian sex forum has taken a new twist.

She is supporting death wishes herself’

FirenzeVeritus is wishing I would die and Ubu is threatening to strangle me to death.

Ubu is threatening to come on my property to carry out deeds against me.

If anyone doubts this go over there and read for yourself. If I come up dead it very well could be at the hand of these two dudes. Fire, since I can’t get on over there would you please report yourself and Ubu to Forumotion as making felonious threats against me? Then go to the police and turn the two of you in.

In case anyone believes anything rramlinn/buffalo/deep dot fat/caped/magpie/whatever says at this point, I haven't read anything Ubu has said concerning magpie, but I said something to the effect if thoughts could kill, I'm sure the parents of the then 17 year-old he accused of exposing herself would have already done him in. Apparently it doesn't do any good to report here since nothing is done, unless the TD is in the mood.

And if you're looking for sex, I doubt the Alabamian Forum is the place to find it...might want to check Magpie's twisted mind.

We already know 'your' truth.

Been there, done that.

How many did Jesus kill in the NT?

The post fails basic theology 101, but it would be pointless to try and use that argument. So let's look at it this way.

If God does not exist, then the actual number killed is 0. No Satan either, big 0 there too.

That means 100% of the body count is due to humanity itself.

Therefore it's not God or religion that is evil, it's us. Right?

A lot of hoopla about a god that doesn't exist sums up the whole religious movement.

Fire baby I didn’t accuse the youngster. The adult witnesses related the story. You sound like you think its appropriate behavior.

You are guilty of a lot you don’t admit to over here. You appear as I’ve been told an old gossip talebearer.

BTW Who is the author of Margaret’s Musings? Is that you?

What he calls a death threat ... http://alabamian.forumotion.co...wn-at-td-forums#3636 ...he is referring to the "if looks could kill" post.  Please feel free to look around the forum, which will refute the rest of his lies.

TVT Admin, this member has been reported and is still here.  If you allow his lies about me & others (which is breaking your own rules), a link revealing his lies about me will be my rebuttal from now on.

Fails Nash?  How many men, women and children were killed in the Flood, Nash?  Soddom and Gamorah?  What "falls" here?

If you believe in the God of the Bible, then you must accept that God did these things as described in the Bible.  Then you must pretend to still worship such a capricious and evil monster.

No, you could not conclude that "man" killed all these people.  God was clearly involved here. Man could not cause a global flood or kill all the first born babies in Egypt.  So either those storied are myths or God actually did do these things.  Which is it?

The last conclusion?  From a rational standpoint?  They are all made up stories used to motivate early man into aligning themselves with the church. Most were based on stories from other civilizations such as the Epic of Gilgamesh.  Someone may have seen the aftermath of an earthquake at Sodom and Gomorrah and attributed it to God just as some idiots insisted when the Tsunami hit Japan recently.  It is perfectly understandable how these stories got to be attributed to God.  We humans have always been good storytellers.  
 

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Joy, we all know this person is unstable and irrational.  I did not for one second think you had done anything even resembling what he has accused you of.  So don't sweat it, friend.

Can't read, can ya? The author of that blog gives her name. Oh, I forgot, we're all the same and we promote hedonism. That adult witness? She's the one who is Elvis' daughter, had an affair with Mac Davis, had ET register the cemetery three years ago, and is being watched by cameras on the top floor of the Residence Inn?

If you don't like Joy, Margaret, or me...what can I say...we're all in good company. We write for public consumption so we are fair game. A 17 year old girl is not. What in your twisted mind do you not understand about that?

Apologies to my friend Uno. Carry on (uh, did I just say that on this topic?)

Thank you so much, Unob.  I agree; and he is not actually worth my time.  That was more for TVT and anyone he has or will target with thin skin.

Firenze Veritus wrote:

I think I missed wishing rram dead, too, but I may have said something about killing him...you know softly with his own kind words or something.

Bluetick wrote:

Just read magpies latest slur to this forum. Is it wrong that I picture my hands around his throat, his eyes bulging out, and his face a lovely shade of purple? Thats not wrong is it? I mean really. Is it?It is obvious, maggotpie, that you are coming here to read our forum. Ubu did not threaten to strangle you, nor did I. It was me however that expressed a desire to do so. Please give credit where it is due. I thank you in advance for your cooperation...............Just a quick question.....what did I do to you that made you start hating me? I tried to remain civil until you wouldn't allow it any longer.

I have nothing against you Bluetick since you asked. Or fire or ubu or anyone over there. Seriously fcol. Where are your brains?

just the aggregate of ignorance you all practice and know nothing about me.

You guys are certifiably nuts.

Intellectually you guys blow my mind. i cannot imagine any group being so gullible and stupid. I'm just using you idiots for entertainment. You haven't a clue about me and neither does Joy. pitiful pitiful. I have led you guys around by the nose until it is no longer funny.

 

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un, You know God could have stopped all of it, He didn't.

You believe he didn't, and you also believe he will judge every human ever born.

It's either that or shut the hell up about what doesn't exist. You act a fool.

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What you cannot seem to grasp, Magpie, is that when others are civil to you, it's because they are good people.  It is not because you have fooled anyone.  They remain true to themselves and who they are DESPITE who they know you to be.  People are not fooled by you; they tolerate you.  Since everyone has a limit and your hatefulness is limitless, at some point, you exceed that limit and they are done with you.  You also cannot seem to grasp that this is your own doing, your own fault, the consequence of your own behavior and that you have no one to blame but yourself.  It is yourself you should evaluate and target with criticism, not others, because you are the source of your issues.

OH good lord Joy hun you are trying to be a Psychologist now. That’s my job.

Go on back to work. I apologize for getting you riled up.

Back LMM. Back!!!ubu and dog tick!!!!! Back in the cage!!!! And don’t be callin’ Joy every time I post. She’s trying to work. Good grief.

Uh, no, just stating the obvious, dear.

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Your post could apply to Bill Gray too, except the part about people being done with him.

Semi!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by _Joy_:

Joy dear, does this mean I'm forgiven???pretty please????

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You're missing it. Like I said, basic theology 101 and you're missing it. I'll let you use your logic, reason, and problem solving abilities to see if you can figure it out.

Every example you've given about how God is a "capricious and evil monster" comes from the OT and the Torah.

So would you say that Jews worship an evil monster?

You also completely skipped my last question.

Sorry, we interrupt this message for a public service announcement.

Joy dear, does this mean I'm forgiven???pretty please????

Thank you for your patience.

That BLAMED cat again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To get back on topic.

So would you say that Jews worship an evil monster?

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No idea what you're talking about there.  I'll always answer your questions.

(* Unless, of course,  it's all BS and ten all this makes sense)

Of course I would.  I also put Muslims into the same boat.  And probably a few other religions that I am ignorant of. 

 

So say it then. It will appear pretty anti-Semitic, but if you believe it then say it.

Do I really need to remind you that Jesus clearly stated a number of times that he came up uphold the old law, not dispense with it?*

So many things wrong with this whole post. I'll limit my response to just this one error.

He didn't say "uphold", He said "fulfill". Two completely different words with two completely different meanings. Matthew 5:17-18

Like I said, basic theology 101. You don't get it.

When BG says things like "if we came from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?", he sounds really dumb. Why? Because he doesn't get it. You and I both went to college (I'm assuming you did) and studied biology. We know why that statement is wrong. He doesn't because he doesn't want to.

It's the same thing. Discussing theology with you is like discussing evolution with BG. You make really bad statements and you don't see why they're wrong. You don't get it. Until you want to understand theology, you never will. Until then, the things you say sound silly.

But the story of the bear attacks makes such a sweet child's story: A precious "must read".

Children Story Tales

She Bears Attack!

http://childrenstorytales.com/she-bears-attack/

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Yes, sir?

And do I need to remind you that Jesus sicked some bears on 40 people and had them slaughtered? 

 

Does it really matter? I mean come on-OT NT the point remains that in the bible story jesus wanted people to love and follow the god of the ot.

That was also after he just cleansed the water.

¹⁹Now the men of the city said to Elisha, "Behold, the situation of this city is pleasant, as my lord sees, but the water is bad, and the land is unfruitful." ²⁰He said, "Bring me a new bowl, and put salt in it." So they brought it to him. ²¹Then he went to the spring of water and threw salt in it and said, "Thus says the LORD, I have healed this water; from now on neither death nor miscarriage shall come from it." ²²So the water has been healed to this day, according to the word that Elisha spoke.

 ²³He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, "Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!" ²⁴And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys. ²⁵From there he went on to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

She Bear Attacks!

Everyone is aware that a mother bear will fight to the death to protect her cubs. Few people would want to encounter two mother bears at once. It happened once upon a time near the city of Bethel which was located just north of Jerusalem. Today it is known as the Arab village of Bitan.

Now it came to be that the prophet Elisha had left Jericho and was traveling to Bethel. As he was walking along he was approached by some forty two young people who began to mock him. You see Elisha had been a follower of Elijah and God had taken Elijah up in a whirlwind. Elisha saw this miracle and asked Elijah to throw him his coat which Elijah did. Now Elisha was picking up the mantle of Elijah and working for God as he beloved friend had done.

“Why can’t you do miracles like Elijah? He did great miracles but you can’t do any. You are just an old bald headed man. Go on up old bald headed man. Go up like Elijah!” The young men taunted the prophet laughing at him and making fun of him.

It often happens that when young people come together in gangs bad things happen. So it was with this gang. They had always been abusive to any of God’s prophets. They had been born in Bethel and King Jeroboam had created an idol calf for the people to worship. When God is absent from anyone’s life corruption is sure to follow.

“Let’s see you go up into a whirlwind you old bald headed man. Let’s see if you are as good as the other so-called prophet. Let’s see if God thinks as much of you as He did Elijah!” They mocked.

Elisha wondered why these young men were outside the city and trying to cause trouble. He had done nothing to cause this onslaught. He was trying to show all the people that they were worshipping an evil god and should turn away from such. He was only doing God’s work for God was the one who performed the miracle with Elijah. Yet the taunts continued as the gang followed him.

“We want to see you perform a miracle if you CAN!” The men continued as they laughed and jeered. “We heard others talk about you and Elijah. They said you are a miracle worker. Let’s see you go up into the heavens in a whirlwind!” They scoffed.

Elisha finally became irritated. Turning around he looked directly at them and said.

“I call down a curse upon all of you in the name of God!” He pointed his finger in the men’s direction.

Suddenly God stepped into the picture to protect His prophet.

A thunderous growl sounded. As the young men looked around they began to scream.

“It is two she bears coming out of the woods. Everyone run for your lives!” They screamed.

Now the she bears came out of the woods running, angry and hungry. The bears were in a full run at a speed of about thirty miles per hour. The young men tried to out run the bears but they could not. All forty-two men were mauled and eaten by the she bears. Elisha had cursed the gang but God was the one who sent the judgment against them.

It is not a wise thing to taunt a servant of the highest God. When you taunt one who is chosen of God you are also mocking God.

“These young men wanted to see the same power that had taken Elijah up into the heavens in a whirlwind. God granted them their wish.” Elisha mumbled as he continued his journey.

Be careful about making fun of others for God is watching and will always defend the righteous.

Question: Why did the forty two men become food for the bears?

Written by Sybil Shearin

Taken from (2 Kings 2:24)

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Now sybil did clean it up a bit, and made the bear food men, Wonder why? Why not tell the kids the story the way it is in the bible?

I've already answered that. https://www.tnvalleytalks.com/d...7#225482136288369757