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GOD to Bill...You're FIRED!

CageTheElephantCageTheElephantPost Master
Although you seem to represent me...your methods are with fault.
While I would strive to get my message across...in a loving, thoughtful way, you seem to have ill intent to the ones whom need a Savior.
You jest,and mock.
And while I would welcome you to Heaven...It will be lonely...and boring if it is just U...and I.
So...due to your "hell and brimstone" approach...You no longer can work for me...


ps If you can get Hads lips removed from your azz...he is fired also! Big Grin
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DHS-86DHS-86Hall of Famer
quote:
Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
Although you seem to represent me...your methods are with fault.
While I would strive to get my message across...in a loving, thoughtful way, you seem to have ill intent to the ones whom need a Savior.
You jest,and mock.
And while I would welcome you to Heaven...It will be lonely...and boring if it is just U...and I.
So...due to your "hell and brimstone" approach...You no longer can work for me...


ps If you can get Hads lips removed from your azz...he is fired also! Big Grin



Cage, that is hilarious! Big Grin
H HadEnough (Guest)
quote:
Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
Although you seem to represent me...your methods are with fault.
While I would strive to get my message across...in a loving, thoughtful way, you seem to have ill intent to the ones whom need a Savior.
You jest,and mock.
And while I would welcome you to Heaven...It will be lonely...and boring if it is just U...and I.
So...due to your "hell and brimstone" approach...You no longer can work for me...


ps If you can get Hads lips removed from your azz...he is fired also! Big Grin


Thing is, your not God. Amen. So you cant speak for him!!!!
Your not even close to being God, and your sure no Donald Trump. The way I see it, you have no power at all to do anything but whine on here, want some cheese? Big Grin
Mr. HooberbloobMr. HooberbloobOld Faithful
quote:
Originally posted by thenagel:
quote:
Originally posted by HadEnough:
Thing is, your not God. Amen. So you cant speak for him!!!!
Your not even close to being God, and your sure no Donald Trump. The way I see it, you have no power at all to do anything but whine on here, want some cheese? Big Grin


So - you think donald trump is god?


That high brow humor too much for you, eh? Let me break in down for you. The Don says "you're fired" on his show the apprentice. Clear as a bell now?
semiannualchicksemiannualchickOld Faithful
quote:
Originally posted by HadEnough:
Thing is, your not God. Amen. So you cant speak for him!!!!
Your not even close to being God, and your sure no Donald Trump. The way I see it, you have no power at all to do anything but whine on here, want some cheese? Big Grin


Let me try to explain this to you in a way you'll understand.
Cage wasn't saying he was God. He was imagining what God might be thinking & would say in the case of Bill Gray & his obnoxious & rude way of judging anyone that doesn't believe the way he does.
I found his post to be true & very funny.

(Cage, if I'm wrong, feel free to
correct me, Wink )
H HadEnough (Guest)
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Originally posted by Mr. Hooberbloob:
quote:
Originally posted by thenagel:
quote:
Originally posted by HadEnough:
Thing is, your not God. Amen. So you cant speak for him!!!!
Your not even close to being God, and your sure no Donald Trump. The way I see it, you have no power at all to do anything but whine on here, want some cheese? Big Grin


So - you think donald trump is god?


That high brow humor too much for you, eh? Let me break in down for you. The Don says "you're fired" on his show the apprentice. Clear as a bell now?


Thank you. Big Grin
H HadEnough (Guest)
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Originally posted by semiannualchick:
quote:
Originally posted by HadEnough:
Thing is, your not God. Amen. So you cant speak for him!!!!
Your not even close to being God, and your sure no Donald Trump. The way I see it, you have no power at all to do anything but whine on here, want some cheese? Big Grin


Let me try to explain this to you in a way you'll understand.
Cage wasn't saying he was God. He was imagining what God might be thinking & would say in the case of Bill Gray & his obnoxious & rude way of judging anyone that doesn't believe the way he does.
I found his post to be true & very funny.

(Cage, if I'm wrong, feel free to
correct me, Wink )


Let me try to explain this to you in a way you;ll understand chickie.
cage shouldn't try to imagine how God thinks. I can guarantee to you God likes Bill preaching his word more than he likes cage bashing it or his people.

It doesn't take much for you to think something is funny does it. Roll Eyes
Go play with you barbie dolls and stay off the forum. Razzer
I'll loan you my G.I.Joe. Wink
DHS-86DHS-86Hall of Famer
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Originally posted by HadEnough:
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Originally posted by semiannualchick:
quote:
Originally posted by HadEnough:
Thing is, your not God. Amen. So you cant speak for him!!!!
Your not even close to being God, and your sure no Donald Trump. The way I see it, you have no power at all to do anything but whine on here, want some cheese? Big Grin


Let me try to explain this to you in a way you'll understand.
Cage wasn't saying he was God. He was imagining what God might be thinking & would say in the case of Bill Gray & his obnoxious & rude way of judging anyone that doesn't believe the way he does.
I found his post to be true & very funny.

(Cage, if I'm wrong, feel free to
correct me, Wink )


Let me try to explain this to you in a way you;ll understand chickie.
cage shouldn't try to imagine how God thinks. I can guarantee to you God likes Bill preaching his word more than he likes cage bashing it or his people.

It doesn't take much for you to think something is funny does it. Roll Eyes
Go play with you barbie dolls and stay off the forum. Razzer
I'll loan you my G.I.Joe. Wink


You're right! Cage shouldn't try to imagine how God thinks. That is Bill's job. Roll Eyes
thenagelthenagelPost Master
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Originally posted by semiannualchick:
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Originally posted by HadEnough:
It doesn't take much for you to think something is funny does it. Roll Eyes
Go play with you barbie dolls and stay off the forum. Razzer
I'll loan you my G.I.Joe. Wink


No, it doesn't...I'd rather laugh than cry.

Thank you but Barbie doesn't like G.I.Joe....she likes Ken. Razzer
When will I be allowed back on the forum? Confused


i thought ken was gay?
has he not come out to barbie after all these years?
KEN!! KEN!! Stop living a LIE, Ken!!
H HadEnough (Guest)
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Originally posted by thenagel:
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Originally posted by semiannualchick:
quote:
Originally posted by HadEnough:
It doesn't take much for you to think something is funny does it. Roll Eyes
Go play with you barbie dolls and stay off the forum. Razzer
I'll loan you my G.I.Joe. Wink


No, it doesn't...I'd rather laugh than cry.

Thank you but Barbie doesn't like G.I.Joe....she likes Ken. Razzer
When will I be allowed back on the forum? Confused


i thought ken was gay?
has he not come out to barbie after all these years?
KEN!! KEN!! Stop living a LIE, Ken!!


Ask chickie about the gay things, I think her sister is gay. Wink
CageTheElephantCageTheElephantPost Master
quote:
quote:
Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
Although you seem to represent me...your methods are with fault.
While I would strive to get my message across...in a loving, thoughtful way, you seem to have ill intent to the ones whom need a Savior.
You jest,and mock.
And while I would welcome you to Heaven...It will be lonely...and boring if it is just U...and I.
So...due to your "hell and brimstone" approach...You no longer can work for me...


ps If you can get Hads lips removed from your azz...he is fired also!

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Sez HadEnough:
Thing is, your not God. Amen. So you cant speak for him!!!!
Your not even close to being God, and your sure no Donald Trump. The way I see it, you have no power at all to do anything but whine on here, want some cheese?


Ah...but Had, I believe I'm GOD...so, therefore I am. Isn't that the way it works for you?
You believe you are a Christian. Right?
You believe you are saved. Right?
I can't prove you are wrong.
Can you PROVE I am NOT GOD?
S savinforarainydayHall of Famer
I read this and my heart aches. One day we will realize God's holiness. Moses and that crowd would not even say His name out loud. How irreverent and sinful we have become as a people that we would presume to know what God thinks about a person. For God so loved the world that he GAVE His only Son that whosoever believes on Him should be saved. I believe therefore I am saved and my life is changed from what I was. It is not I who have decided to change myself but it is God working in me that changes me. All of you who express that Christians have hurt your faith in God ...have you considered that we are all human and that will not be an excuse when you see God. We will only answer for what we have personally done with Jesus...whether we believed or mocked HIm or if we were indifferent.
I can't know who you are on the inside deep down just as you don't know me ...or Bill for that matter. But God will judge perfectly one day. He knows our thoughts and intentions. We won't be judged on our actions or words but on one thing ..When God sees me does He see Jesus, perfect and Holy, or does he see me, sinful and ungodly.
FM Former Member
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When God sees me does He see Jesus, perfect and Holy, or does he see me, sinful and ungodly.


In my opinion, I doubt that He will see us as either- rather, as humans, imperfect.
We can strive to be more like Christ, but we will never be perfect and Holy as He is.
And I believe that He will and does see our sins, we will answer for them.
So, I guess He will see something in between.
Just my 2cents...
Billy Joe Bob GeneBilly Joe Bob GeneHall of Famer
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Originally posted by savinforarainyday:
I read this and my heart aches. One day we will realize God's holiness. Moses and that crowd would not even say His name out loud. How irreverent and sinful we have become as a people that we would presume to know what God thinks about a person. For God so loved the world that he GAVE His only Son that whosoever believes on Him should be saved. I believe therefore I am saved and my life is changed from what I was. It is not I who have decided to change myself but it is God working in me that changes me. All of you who express that Christians have hurt your faith in God ...have you considered that we are all human and that will not be an excuse when you see God. We will only answer for what we have personally done with Jesus...whether we believed or mocked HIm or if we were indifferent.
I can't know who you are on the inside deep down just as you don't know me ...or Bill for that matter. But God will judge perfectly one day. He knows our thoughts and intentions. We won't be judged on our actions or words but on one thing ..When God sees me does He see Jesus, perfect and Holy, or does he see me, sinful and ungodly.


Jehovah! JEHOVAH!!

I remain unsmitten.

saving, god sees you as born in sin and filth, unworthy, dammed, and beneath contempt. But wait! He has a plan for you, and the entire universe is made for your pleasure. You may attempt redemption from the loathsome sin in which you were born, unlikely as that is, but rejoice! All existence is here and circles around your unworthy head.

And I have a bridge in Kansas City for sale.
semiannualchicksemiannualchickOld Faithful
quote:
Originally posted by savinforarainyday:
We won't be judged on our actions or words but on one thing ..When God sees me does He see Jesus, perfect and Holy, or does he see me, sinful and ungodly.


quote:
Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
What??
Not judged on "actions or words"?


Cage, I don't get that either. If we're not judged by our actions and/or words, what in the world are we going to be judged on? Confused
rramlimnnrramlimnnPost Master
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Originally posted by CrustyMac:
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Originally posted by rramlimnn:
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Originally posted by CrustyMac:
HE,

People like you are the main reason I don't go to church anymore.


Crust, are you sure you want to reveal that?
LOL You might wanna try that again.


Help me out.


Crust.

........that you are indecisive when left alone to think for yourself.

You wait for the actions of others to justify a decision for you.

If the decision turns out to be viewed as wrong ; you nor others can blame yourself .

I may try that myself sometime.
CrustyMacCrustyMacOld Faithful
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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by CrustyMac:
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Originally posted by rramlimnn:
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Originally posted by CrustyMac:
HE, People like you are the main reason I don't go to church anymore.

Crust, are you sure you want to reveal that?
LOL You might wanna try that again.

Help me out.

WHICH WAY DID YOU COME IN?


BUTT OUT

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CrustyMacCrustyMacOld Faithful
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Originally posted by CrustyMac:
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Originally posted by rramlimnn:
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Originally posted by CrustyMac:
HE,

People like you are the main reason I don't go to church anymore.


Crust, are you sure you want to reveal that?
LOL You might wanna try that again.


Help me out.


Crust.

........that you are indecisive when left alone to think for yourself.

You wait for the actions of others to justify a decision for you.

If the decision turns out to be viewed as wrong ; you nor others can blame yourself .

I may try that myself sometime.


I take full responsibility for my actions. I think for myself. You are mistaken. I would like to throw something else in here to match your obtuseness, but you are the master, my friend.
Bill GrayBill GrayOld Faithful
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Originally posted by CrustyMac:
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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by CrustyMac:
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Originally posted by rramlimnn:
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Originally posted by CrustyMac:
HE, People like you are the main reason I don't go to church anymore.

Crust, are you sure you want to reveal that?
LOL You might wanna try that again.

Help me out.

WHICH WAY DID YOU COME IN?

BUTT OUT

Gee, Crusty,

I apologize! I did not realize this is YOUR private discussion.

But, at least I am happy you appreciate my graphic art. What is that old saying, "Imitation is the greatest form of flattery!" I never knew you held me in such high esteem. I am truly honored!

Y'all come back now, ya heah?

Bill

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S savinforarainydayHall of Famer
quote:
Originally posted by semiannualchick:
quote:
Originally posted by savinforarainyday:
We won't be judged on our actions or words but on one thing ..When God sees me does He see Jesus, perfect and Holy, or does he see me, sinful and ungodly.


quote:
Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
What??
Not judged on "actions or words"?


Cage, I don't get that either. If we're not judged by our actions and/or words, what in the world are we going to be judged on? Confused


Your own righteousness is as filthy rags (think menustration) according to scripture. Only Jesus is a perfect sinless sacrifice for our sins.


A lot of the time we as Christians are terrible examples of Gods love and goodness. That doesn't mean God is failing ....it means that as Christians we are not following Him very closely.

John 1:12

"As many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name!"


You must receive Jesus' death on the cross as
a sacrifice for your sins. We cannot be good enough or holy enough to gain favor with God. He only recognizes your relationship with Jesus. So what is your relationship with Jesus? He doesn't care how much you go to church or how much you give or who your parents are or how much good you have done in the world or if you curse, smoke, are a prostitute or whether you are a drug dealer for that matter...Have you accepted Jesus's death as your only hope for a relationship with God? That's it. Without Jesus we have nothing.
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