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I’ve been reading something very interesting — Stephen Hawking’s latest book about anti-gravity.
I just can’t put it down.
quote:Originally posted by DeepFat:
Two atoms bump into each other.
One says "Are you ok?"
The other says" No, I lost an electron".
"Are you sure?"
Priceless!!!quote:Originally posted by PapaTim00:
there are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who dont.
quote:Originally posted by PapaTim00:
hmmm... a christian math teacher... she took it literally when she read go forth and 'multiply'
quote:A rabbi, a primitive baptist preacher and a bishop walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a f'in joke?"