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Guess which state our fellow countrymen would like to see kicked out of the Union -

Which state has the ugliest people, the best or worse sports fans :

http://www.businessinsider.com...ut-the-states-2013-8

Hint, Alabama made at least one number 1 ...

 

 

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― Thomas Paine

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Originally Posted by direstraits:

I was informed by a lady, that the general IQ and demeanor of the population increased when I moved from Atlanta to Alabama.  Perhaps, if QD and Crash were to move from Alabama to Mississippi, they would simultaneously raise the average ID and looks for both states.

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dire, i could teach you classes on being a "southern gentleman". i promise! your wife would sign you up in under 3 seconds. i can provide references.

Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
 
Originally Posted by direstraits:

My wife passed away 7 years ago..

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Originally Posted by semiannualchick:

dire, I'm so sorry.

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I kinda feel like a fool by extending my sympathy to you. I'll have to look for the post but didn't you just recently mention a restaurant that you & your wife had eaten at?  

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I believe I mentioned dining out with a lady.  However, we are not married. 

 
Originally Posted by direstraits:

My wife passed away 7 years ago..

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Originally Posted by semiannualchick:

dire, I'm so sorry.

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Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
 

I kinda feel like a fool by extending my sympathy to you. I'll have to look for the post but didn't you just recently mention a restaurant that you & your wife had eaten at?  

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Originally Posted by direstraits:

I believe I mentioned dining out with a lady.  However, we are not married. 

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No, you referred to her as "the wife".

Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
 
Originally Posted by direstraits:

My wife passed away 7 years ago..

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Originally Posted by semiannualchick:

dire, I'm so sorry.

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Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
 

I kinda feel like a fool by extending my sympathy to you. I'll have to look for the post but didn't you just recently mention a restaurant that you & your wife had eaten at?  

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Originally Posted by direstraits:

I believe I mentioned dining out with a lady.  However, we are not married. 

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No, you referred to her as "the wife".

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I'm sorry, but I even did a search for those words and find no reference to my referring to taking my wife to dine.  I did not lie about her passing.

Originally Posted by Contendah:
Originally Posted by seeweed:

Guess which state our fellow countrymen would like to see kicked out of the Union -

Which state has the ugliest people, the best or worse sports fans :

http://www.businessinsider.com...ut-the-states-2013-8

Hint, Alabama made at least one number 1 ...

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Poll Question:   Which survey system is the least credible?

 

Winner:   SurveyMonkey

 

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A Russian, an American, an Egyptian, and an Israeli are walking down the street when they are approached by SurveyMonkey.

 

SM says "Excuse me, I am taking a public opinion pole on the meat shortage."

 

The Russian asks "What’s ‘meat?’"

 

The American asks "What shortage?"

 

The Egyptian asks "What’s ‘public opinion?’"

 

The Israeli asks "What’s ‘excuse me?’"

 

 

Originally Posted by Contendah:
Originally Posted by uandurine:

I'm pretty darn ugly; I bet I'm pulling down the rating for the whole state.

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I am exceedingly handsome, so I cancel out at least some of your ugliness!

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Now, children, let this be a lesson to you.  Don't buy your crazy uncle a fun house mirror and hide his glasses. 

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