I wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday for tomorrow!
I know you'll be as Flossy at 40 as you were at 25.
Not long ago, you posted that your mom said you are handsome and quite a catch. My motto is "Momma's ALWAYS right!"
Therefore, in honor of the birthday boy, Vick and I have decided to extend our warmest invitation to you to join our menage a cinq. We would then be a menage a six! You and DeepFat get along just fine, so I think we'll be able to work it out.
Really, it would be just about the best thing you could ask for in a birthday gift. There's myself and Vick, at your service.
We do so hope you'll accept our gift. What sayest thou?
So Happy Birthday, Mental!
With "birthday love" from me and Vick,
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