In re: Has anyone seen anything like this?
by jarrodn82
Posted 22 November 2008 09:39 AM
LinkPosted 09 December 2008
02:33 AM CST
LinkDon't get me started!
EEeeeeyooowwww!
I verily detest insurance companies!
They are, IMO, vermin, a scourge upon the Earth! They are liars, swindlers, cheats, thieves, crooks, chiselers, snake oil peddlers, charmers, soothsayers, hoodwinks, insidiously intrigant deceivers, predaceous extortionists, Bacchanalian bamboozling cabals, pseudonymous financiers, rapacious masquerading monetizers, bankers' bastard brethren, all whom are lower par than pond scum, with a stench rivaling the putrid effluvia of rotting flesh.
I'm not sure I was vehement enough.
Denizens of diabolism, all!
They make their money by not paying claims!
Preying upon the hapless, the helpless, the masses, once those conniving, wanton, misery mongers, those pugnacious prognosticators with their fear-inducing lies have impregnated your brain with their seducing siren songs, they then, like a pit of Medusan mongrels, slither their slimy claws into your pockets, embedding themselves into your very lifeblood, insatiable for your hard-earned money, and stopping at nothing to steal -if not by stealth, then force of law warranted with Hell's hordes, armies of attorneys, litigious lawyers, willful wranglers wresting paltry pennies, averring them theirs- your very breath.
They are cancers upon maggot infested cancers, the purulent infected drainage of which adheres like a resinous, gelatinous ooze, teeming and crawling with virulence, to your once-innocent mind.
Yes, I have auto insurance. By law, I am required to do so.
Still... I wonder - was I too soft on them in my description?
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Minor changes needed - just a little "fine tuning."