During an ice storm, a few years ago
I met this great guy that I'd come to know
He's sweet and caring and always quite humble
I think you all know him; his name is TheBumble
I lived with a roommate and we had no power
We were cold and bored and we couldn't shower
Then a suprise! We were no longer stuck
The Bumble pulled up in a big pick-up truck
We went out that night, despite the bad weather
We had laughter and beer and much fun together
I tell you that's cool to come out on a whim
And take out two girls when you barely know them
And now to the present, henchbroads in collusion
Starting rumors and lies and having delusions
It's not at all funny, the lies I abhor
Especially the one about Bumble on the floor
But it's not only Bumble the henchbroads attack
It's horses and exes, anyone with a back
To stab, that is, with a long and sharp knife
Not really surprising, I think one's an ex-wife
Then there's THE CAT, the henchbroads can't stand her
What they post about her borders on slander
One plagiarized her words somewhere on this site
Easier to steal, I guess, than actually write
One was made fun of about a shopping spree
She set up the ball, WIP just hit it off the tee
Another is a P.I., at least that's what she's selling
Is it true? I doubt it; with them there's no telling
So stop it, henchbroads, with your lies and your jeers
If you hate us so much, then stop posting here
Your threads aren't amusing; we're not all in stitches
But then again, what'd I expect from a bunch of jealous......!!!
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