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How about leaving a basement window open so i can sneak in...i ain't getting in a tunnel with mice and rats :::shudder:::
And i'm running late, but have a good excuse...i was , uhhh, honing my negotiating skills. Yea, that's it.
While i was making a run to catch up with you guys Dastardly Dan grabbed me, tied me to the railroad tracks, and demanded the deed to the ranch. I won't go into detail, but i'm free, and he now has a smile on his face and a long term lease Wink
That's great Tizzy!! We have been at YG's home for a while now. Had to go on code for a bit but everything is fine. They can't find us here! In fact we feel so good about outsmarting the intruders we are now celebrating in a very safe location. hahaha, they'll never guess, so everything's cool. I even managed to take the pup with me on the trip. Actually everything was fine once we were a couple miles in there. Hahaha, can you believe they have no clue!! Whew, I know it was a close call but I had fun!!! Get in touch if you want to come celebrate our victory. Advise EM, Kindred,Pickler,WIP, and all the gang. Can't think of all our gangs names right now....that hustling in the tunnel and the wine when we were finally clear has me a little bit tired right now. But hey, we know how....we are the "Knowers". Oh heck, see, I didn't mean to disclose that info as to our name. I think it'll be okay though, the Feds and the local Leos are glad they didn't catch us....I"M SURE!!! Come on over, and tell the rest of the girls to come on too BYOB. Hey we can't be seen out right now. See you in a bit! Remember the code. Hah, I can't believe I said that!! You and Kindred gave it to me!!
Tizzy, I just thought about something. You don't have to come through the tunnel. Put on you halloween costume and drive right over! If you get stopped....tell the officer you're attending an early party. Much easier than the tunnel! Oh, and hey, can you swing by Rite Aid and get afew more bottles of wine? It's cheaper there, and we need to hold on to our cash as much as possible, just in case we have to make it to Mexico. See ya in afew minutes....be careful!!
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Originally posted by tizzy:
How about leaving a basement window open so i can sneak in...i ain't getting in a tunnel with mice and rats :::shudder:::
And i'm running late, but have a good excuse...i was , uhhh, honing my negotiating skills. Yea, that's it.
While i was making a run to catch up with you guys Dastardly Dan grabbed me, tied me to the railroad tracks, and demanded the deed to the ranch. I won't go into detail, but i'm free, and he now has a smile on his face and a long term lease Wink
....Well, sometimes when worse comes to worse....you gotta do what you gotta do. You'll be okay, and he'll get what he deserves eventually. They always do!!!!. Oh yeah watch out for those railroad tracks on your way to Yankeegramma's
My only costume is a nun's habit. I was going to take advantage of today's high winds and take to the air, a la the Flying Nun, and avoid the tracks that way.....but i got blown off course and then the wine weighed me down. I had to do an emergency crash landing in Spring Park...and i'm stuck in a tree Frowner
Maybe i can catch an air current once i get rid of some of this wine. Shooo *hic* duck, shooo.
Dang, i've got leaves stuck in my wimple.
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Originally posted by tizzy:
I, of course, am completely innocent of any wrongdoing Big Grin


Hmph.... you just never got caught Wink *I* remember a certain someone sneaking in (more than once) just 15-20 minutes before having to get up to go to school...... I never did quite get your technique down, though.... was it shimmy up the tree, jump onto the roof, then crawl into the window or come in through the cellar and hope the door between the house and cellar wasn't locked? Confused Razzer
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Originally posted by Calypso:
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Originally posted by tizzy:
I, of course, am completely innocent of any wrongdoing Big Grin


Hmph.... you just never got caught Wink *I* remember a certain someone sneaking in (more than once) just 15-20 minutes before having to get up to go to school...... I never did quite get your technique down, though.... was it shimmy up the tree, jump onto the roof, then crawl into the window or come in through the cellar and hope the door between the house and cellar wasn't locked? Confused Razzer


My technique was doing the obvious because i was so quiet and introverted it never occured to anyone that the obvious was my way of being sneaky Big Grin

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