Here in the south we do have a funny way of giving directions.
Its stuff like down there by that big ol oak tree, you know where that dog got ran over, by the whites barn, with the goats and that miniature horse etc. etc.
I know ya'll have heard them like that, and it gives them new Yankees a fit
Hahahah AA!!! Turn left where you'll see some Emus.
years ago friends gave me directions to their house and the last part was to turn right three miles past the dead cat.
Leave a note on door of someone that is not home:
I was here and you were gone, now you are here and I am gone.
I was here and you were gone, now you are here and I am gone.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."~~George Carlin
Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out
Like shootin' fish in a barrel. (muhaha)
"No sidewinding, bushwhacking, hornswoggling cracker croaker, is going to ruin my biscuit cutter"
DF
DF
dance with the one who brung you...
She looks like she was hit with the ugly stick. Twice.
"Busy as a one-eyed man at a burlesque show."
stupid as the day is long!
more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
bump for Lawrence Black
bump for basement cat
bump for tnt
cuter than a speckled dog
Hangin' in there like a hair in a biscuit
Mules in horse's harness.
eat like a field hand
bald as a bumble
Like a hog on ice
Two from my Daddy,"Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock" and "It all depends on whose ox is getting gored"
run like a scalded cat
Whatever cranks your tractor!
simmer down
wild and woolly
tore up as a can of kraut
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
If you're playing dumb, you're winning.
quote:Originally posted by dark dreamer:
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
funny!
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