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It was about three years ago on a cold December night when nothing was going on at al.com, when I said everyone must be in the bed and making monkeys. And the Swindleman man said, darn we are going to need a bus for all of them monkeys, and the dogmaster wanted to know what we are going to feed them, then all of them jumped on, the likes of CENSORED111, PawRug, beheard, ShugFan, Hoss, JKCL, the catfish, jimbo35660, opined, slim2, abjectloser, DeepFat, and it went on and on, and the names never ended. Someone tell me where are all of the monkeys are going. You are welcome on the bus anytime, bring food, beer, wine, and anything else, just make sure you clean up your mess.
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Originally posted by bluesmann:
FatNoMo,

You are now a member of the bus, along with Kindred_Spirit, PuckerFrog, smurph, tnreader, themax, _Joy_, YoBrotha, just saying, unclegus, NashBama, allysmom, yankeewitch, and any darn one else that wants to jump aboard, did I forget anyone, if so please add your name to the list. Soon we will be on Fox News, CNN, and any of them other papers and stations, if they no what is good for them.


I feel honored to be on the bus!!! And FatNoMo... if they let ME on, I KNOW they allow us oldies!!!

We may be oldies, but we are still goodies!!!! Wink
LOL !!!!!!!!!!! You all can drive all you want to. Just don't let bluesman do the driving. He can't even keep the bus out of the ditch.

Also be carefull who holds your beer while driving , everybody on the bus such as bluesmann LOVES to pull jokes on people. There's no telling what he might put in it or on the can.

I have known him to decorate peoples vehicles and even the work vehicles too. bluesmann is full of mischief.
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Originally posted by dogsmaster:
Welcome aboard EVERYBODY !!!!!!!!! bluesman did not mention the better times we have. He's a country singer and will be making alot of stops all over the country. Swindleman has the finest selections of wine you can buy. There will be plenty of BBQ cooking while traveling across the country.


Your band got a name? Let us know when and where, and we will be THERE!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by tdreader:
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Originally posted by bluesmann:
FatNoMo,

You are now a member of the bus, along with Kindred_Spirit, PuckerFrog, smurph, tnreader, themax, _Joy_, YoBrotha, just saying, unclegus, NashBama, allysmom, yankeewitch, and any darn one else that wants to jump aboard, did I forget anyone, if so please add your name to the list. Soon we will be on Fox News, CNN, and any of them other papers and stations, if they no what is good for them.


I too am honored, even if my name was misspelled. I would never travel on a bus where a little mistake ever now and then would'nt be overlooked. I'm sure that Redneckin' woman probably had on a tank top the day you wrote this. Cool

By the way I use to be on another bus and I can drive a while if you ever need both hands for that Redneckin Woman, or to help Swindlemaster catch a monkey.


LOL!!!!! Drive on, friend, drive on!!!
Looks like the bus took off without me. And there I was, just trying to figure out what to do with this here case of bourbon. Oh well. Guess I'll have to drink it all by my lonesome.

tdreader, if you see some little young thing runnin' nekid in them there woods while you're out on one of your whiskey breaks, don't pay it no nevermind - just me, full o' that there bourbon.
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Originally posted by e:
Looks like the bus took off without me. And there I was, just trying to figure out what to do with this here case of bourbon. Oh well. Guess I'll have to drink it all by my lonesome.

tdreader, if you see some little young thing runnin' nekid in them there woods while you're out on one of your whiskey breaks, don't pay it no nevermind - just me, full o' that there bourbon.


HANG ON e , I've given the bluesmann gang orders to spin the bus around and come back for you. Sorry aboutr that. These things happen when they're all trying to keep up with the monkeys and redneckin woman.

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