Humor: The Power of Coffee | Tennessee Valley Talks

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Coffee: How to tell when you drink too much of it.

Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down...

Jaun Valdez names his donkey after you...

Instant coffee takes to long to make...

People can charge their cell phone batteries in your ear...

You answer your door before people knock...

Cocaine lets you down...

You can outlast the Energizer Bunny...

You can type 60 words a minute..........using your feet...

The only time your standing still is during an earthquake...

Your t-shirt says--'decafinated coffee is the devils work'...

You can jump start a car without cables...

You channel surf faster without the remote...

You haven't slept since the Carter Administration...

You grind your coffee beans with your mouth...

You watch all dvd's and video's in fast forward...

You speed walk to get a little rest...

You want to spend time in a Turkish prison...

You learned to ski this last weekend---uphill, without snow...

Your so wired, you pick up AM Radio...

You help your dog chase it's tail...

and you sleep with your eyes open

1/21/079:21 AM

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^PuF^Old Faithful

funny stuff.....

1/21/0710:14 AM

KindredOld Faithful

alacharger, this good stuff... thank you for sharing it!!!!!

1/21/0710:21 AM

Karl LeubaPost Master

well, now I know where the 27 independent and fully developed personalities in my head get their nourishment. Thanks for the chuckle.

1/21/0712:58 PM

themaxHall of Famer

Good one--made me make a pot.

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