I had lunch today at a local eating establishment and the food was delicious.The service was wonderful too but one thing struck me like a lightning bolt from Zeus himself! Our waiter had one of the most impressive mustaches I had seen in a long while.It was mesmerizing and enchanting.I could only dream of growing one as strong and mighty as his.I do believe that one day his mustache will surely bring about world peace.which leads me to quote the great Peter Griffin..."With great mustache comes great responsibility".I can only hope our waiter takes this advice to heart and only uses the power of his mustache for good and not evil.
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