I'm back. Did you miss me?

Welcome back. Have we met?!

Perhaps not, vplee. I've been away.

Nice to meet you.

NSNS

quote:

Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:
Hi, dudes and babes!

I'm back!

Have no clue who you are but welcome back anyway.

Me either. Welcome to insanity.

All will be revealed. Have faith.


NSNS

Bill says you haven't been gone.

Hi Deep (not shallow) Fat (not slim),

Well, praise God you can stop using Billy Joe Bobby Gene -- this caused too much confusion for many folks. Even I sometimes was confused when someone wrote a response to your atheistic preaching -- and addressed it to Billy or BG.

I am happy you are once again a Portly Abyss.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

Ooh. He's smart.

NSNS

Well, Deep,

You know the old saying, "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck -- odds are, you have found a duck!"

If you want to sneak back on the Forum wearing a new dress -- you have to change a few of your old habits. Your posts are so predictable -- even waving a big red flag would not make them more noticable.

You come here wearing a new dress -- but the flag you keep waving high and clear -- reads "DEEP IS STILL WITH US!"

Personally, I am happy you are here. For you give us plenty of platforms from which to share the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Almost every atheistic tripe you repeat -- builds a higher and higher platform for the Gospel. So, please do stay with us.

But, I get tired of trying to keep up with which dress you are currently wearing. If I did not know better, and I do, I might sometimes be fooled into believing you are Al Williams reincarnated. He is the only one who has worn more new dresses than my Deep Friend.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

quote:

Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:
Ooh. He's smart.

NSNS

Please don't make his ego any bigger than it already is.

That's impossible.

Well I hope Bill Gray is forthright with an apology to you, BCBG...he's been calling you Deepfat/fish, etc. for a long time.
Now, the truth comes out. That apology should be coming along shortly....

My dear Veep,

Bill is insane in a paranoid sort of way, it seems.

Don't wait for his apology.

NSNS

quote:

My dear Veep,

Bill is insane in a paranoid sort of way, it seems.

Don't wait for his apology.

Lol,. i know. I was being facetious. Cheers.

cheers, my dear!

NSNS

quote:

Originally posted by vplee123:
Well I hope Bill Gray is forthright with an apology to you, BCBG...he's been calling you Deepfat/fish, etc. for a long time.
Now, the truth comes out. That apology should be coming along shortly....

Hi VP,

Sorry if you have gotten confused. Deep has never been Fish. But, they were two peas in a pod for a long time on the Forums.

No, Deep has his own long string of posting names. The only one to exceed him is Al Williams.

But, old Deep is fast catching up. The only difference is that occasionally Al Williams almost fooled folks for he would change his message to adapt to his latest New Age religion.

Old Deep, regardless of his posting name -- just keeps repeating the same old tripe -- over and over and over. He is like a broken record. Even his insults were long ago worn out.

I suppose that, until his guru, Richard Dawkins, comes up with new insults for Christians -- old Deep will just keep repeating the old one by rote. Some folks are just not fast learners.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

quote:

Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:
My dear Veep,

Bill is insane in a paranoid sort of way, it seems.

Don't wait for his apology.

NSNS

So what did I miss? You're the former Deepfat?

quote:

Originally posted by semiannualchick:

quote:

Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:
My dear Veep,

Bill is insane in a paranoid sort of way, it seems. Don't wait for his apology. NSNS

So what did I miss? You're the former Deepfat?

Well, Chick,

If we take Not Shallow what do we find? DEEP!

And, if we take Not Slim what do we find? FAT!

He is not even good at disguising himself -- sort of like the fat man hiding behind the broom stick.

But, our old Friend, Deep, is truly needed on the Religion Forum. When he throws his atheist tripe against the wall to see if it will stick -- that gives we Christians a good reason to share God's Word. He is the best Evangelist Partner we Christian could possibly want.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

I missed you!!!!

I am glad to see you back with us and I hope to read some interesting, thought provoking, and insightful responses from you as usual.

Yay! He's BAAAACCCKKK!

You know me...I have stayed the same ol me.

quote:

Originally posted by semiannualchick:

quote:

Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:
My dear Veep,

Bill is insane in a paranoid sort of way, it seems.

Don't wait for his apology.

NSNS

So what did I miss? You're the former Deepfat?

I am.

You've missed so much.

Hugs.

NSNS

quote:

Originally posted by Jankinonya:
I missed you!!!!

I am glad to see you back with us and I hope to read some interesting, thought provoking, and insightful responses from you as usual.

Yay! He's BAAAACCCKKK!

You know me...I have stayed the same ol me.

Ah, my darling, the same ol' you is awfully wonderful!

Let the games begin! Hugs!


NSNS

quote:

Originally posted by Bill Gray:

quote:

Originally posted by semiannualchick:

quote:

Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:
My dear Veep,

Bill is insane in a paranoid sort of way, it seems. Don't wait for his apology. NSNS

So what did I miss? You're the former Deepfat?

Well, Chick,

If we take Not Shallow what do we find? DEEP!

And, if we take Not Slim what do we find? FAT!

He is not even good at disguising himself -- sort of like the fat man hiding behind the broom stick.

But, our old Friend, Deep, is truly needed on the Religion Forum. When he throws his atheist tripe against the wall to see if it will stick -- that gives we Christians a good reason to share God's Word. He is the best Evangelist Partner we Christian could possibly want.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

*#>"!/+ idiot. Who's trying to disguise himself?

NSNS

D F I don't miss you. It has been years since I have had any contact with you.
But what the hay welcome back.

Thanks, themax. Perhaps we've grown. One never knows.

NSNS

quote:

Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:

quote:

Originally posted by Bill Gray:

quote:

Originally posted by semiannualchick:

quote:

Originally posted by Not Shallow Not Slim:
My dear Veep,

Bill is insane in a paranoid sort of way, it seems. Don't wait for his apology. NSNS

So what did I miss? You're the former Deepfat?

Well, Chick,

If we take Not Shallow what do we find? DEEP!

And, if we take Not Slim what do we find? FAT!

He is not even good at disguising himself -- sort of like the fat man hiding behind the broom stick.

But, our old Friend, Deep, is truly needed on the Religion Forum. When he throws his atheist tripe against the wall to see if it will stick -- that gives we Christians a good reason to share God's Word. He is the best Evangelist Partner we Christian could possibly want.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

*#>"!/+ idiot. Who's trying to disguise himself?

NSNS

Hi Deep,

Please be careful. This kind of post in my honor is what got you booted off the Forum before. I would hate to see you banned again. We sincerely need you here. Your rhetoric is the best Gospel Sharing platform we have ever had on the Forum.

So, please, for once, THINK before you type!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

Hey... if THIS is the real deep... then who is Billy joe?

am i still Fish?

or can we all just go back to who we acctually ARE now and quit pretending to be the fake personas we agreed to just to mess with Bill Gray?

it's time to drop the cover, folks.
time to be ourselves, at last.

hi there. i'm johnny cash.

quote:

or can we all just go back to who we acctually ARE now and quit pretending to be the fake personas we agreed to just to mess with Bill Gray?

I thought I was fish! ?!?!?

Well, NSNS, welcome back to insaityville.
I am me, unless I decide to change that.

quote:

Originally posted by vplee123:

quote:

or can we all just go back to who we acctually ARE now and quit pretending to be the fake personas we agreed to just to mess with Bill Gray?

I thought I was fish! ?!?!?

Fine.. you be Fish then, i'll go back to being Jeff, the God of Biscuits.

Well well the news has just come now to my attention:

Slim my old friend I see you have returned in Homeric fashion disguised as the beggar.

The suitors have all failed at drawing your bow.

How dull it is to rust un-burnished without use.

We had heard the bad news you were trapped in the lair of the Cyclops.

Either your bad taste or perhaps some cleverness on your part freed you.

I trust your sword is kept keen by Billy Joe.

By Zeus we may live in peace for years to come.

We must all meet in the courtyard for a taste of ale.

quote:

Originally posted by thenagel:
Hey... if THIS is the real deep... then who is Billy joe?

am i still Fish?

or can we all just go back to who we acctually ARE now and quit pretending to be the fake personas we agreed to just to mess with Bill Gray?

it's time to drop the cover, folks.
time to be ourselves, at last.

hi there. i'm johnny cash.

All I know is... you're still fish.

OK, I don't even know that. I'm glad I don't know anything Bill Gray has imagined in his dis-sorted mind.

nsns

yeah. same.
i keep flipping back and forth from being irritated at him... he can be irksome.. and felling sorry for him.

laid over all of that is a curious wonder.. does bill really believe these things he spouts? or is he on the most elaborate and in depth Troll Mission i've ever seen?
is he really sitting in a SoCal Dorm room with his frat buddies, and they spend the evening laughing their butts off at bill's ability to yank our southern chain?

just a thought.
it's kinda like what stephen colbert does.. he makes fun of the gop and conservatives by pretending to the the most over-the-top conservative in history... then telling everyone he's a better republican than hte rest of us...

is bill a college kid doing the same thing with religion? maybe it's part of a docterial thesis in comperative religion or some such fuzzy logic philosophy course.

i wonder things like this because it's often difficult for me to really believe that someone is so self-dilusionally, mind numbingly stupid.

so i'm still not sure abotu bill.
self-rightious liar, teaching false interpretation of the bible.
self-deluded idiot.
lame socal student trying to get an A and being a pratt to get it.

DON'T YOU LOVE WATCHING THE CHILDREN PLAY?

I have wondered these same things nagel! Sometimes it just seems like a joke. I can't believe he is for real.

Then I run into someone just like him at the piggly wiggly and I am smacked in the face with real life stupidity, and I have to admit it really does exist.

quote:

Originally posted by Jankinonya:
I have wondered these same things nagel! Sometimes it just seems like a joke. I can't believe he is for real.

Then I run into someone just like him at the piggly wiggly and I am smacked in the face with real life stupidity, and I have to admit it really does exist.

Jank dear,

I think you, nagel and bjbgene are plagued by the illusory idea that you are smarter than Bro Bill.

Your superficial charm seems to attract those who practice academic stupidity.

quote:

Originally posted by Jankinonya:
I have wondered these same things nagel! Sometimes it just seems like a joke. I can't believe he is for real.

Then I run into someone just like him at the piggly wiggly and I am smacked in the face with real life stupidity, and I have to admit it really does exist.

quote:

Originally posted by buffalo:
Jank dear,
I think you, nagel and bjbgene are plagued by the illusory idea that you are smarter than Bro Bill.

Your superficial charm seems to attract those who practice academic stupidity.

Jank, I'm not sure if you've just been insulted or paid a compliment.

buffalo is just jealous. He has no charm.

Well, one really can not know for sure. Perhaps Bill is writing a paper on the the different Southern religions.

However, while I think Bill has at times, has thought a bit to highly of himself, really like all the time.

I think he believes, in his own mind, what he preaches to us about.

quote:

Originally posted by themax:
I think he believes, in his own mind, what he preaches to us about.

That's what's so sad...he believes it.