Well, BCBG, that is an interesting analogy. The main difference, here, is that Jesus came to earth, walked among us, and performed teachings and miracles, witnessed by many. And, passed to this day via Apostolic Succession and His Holy Word.
His Life on earth was to reveal the Glory of the Father, and SHOW US how we are called to be- so that sins may be forgiven.
So, unless my earl grey grows legs and says "follow me", I won't really believe in a magical teapot
"Only the teapot accepts you whether or not you accept it. Your spot in Tea Heaven is assured, regardless, that's how much the teapot loves you."
Now, this is where the "once saved, always saved" crowd and I diverge. I don't believe that you invite Jesus into your life and POOF you are guaranteed a spot in Heaven. I think we need to constantly pray for His mercy, and live the life that Jesus set for us as an example. I do believe that sin causes us to separate from the love of God.
So, I "get" what you are saying- but I base my faith on eye witnesses, and through God revealing Himself to me in prayer. At the risk of sounding like a wacko, once the Holy Spirit dwells in you, your faith sustains you.
But if you liken faith to science, or magic, you will be spinning your wheels, I'm afraid.
I don't have all the answers. There is much that confuses me, but it is ENOUGH for me to accept that it is a mystery. Every Mass we say "Let us proclaim the mystery of faith- Christ Has Died, Christ is Risen , Christ will come again".
That's enough for me. I would make myself nutso if I thought I could understand it all- we're not meant to. His fullness will be revealed at a later date.
A wise priest once said "God's ways are so far above our ways, as the Heavens are above the earth".
hope that makes a little bit of sense to you. I am rambling..lotsa sun and bedtime wine tends to have that effect on me. Peace out!