INSANITY
1. TEA PARTIES
1. TEA PARTIES
AT THE TEA PARTIES THEY ARE:
* AGAINST THE BAIL OUT - 2008 BUSH ADMIN
* AGAINST AIG BAIL OUT - 2008 BUSH ADMIN
* AGAIST TARP - 20008 BUSH ADMIN
* AGAINST LOAN FOR AUTOMAKERS - BEGAN BY 2008 BUSH ADMIN.
* AGAINST THE STIMULUS PACKAGE - OBAMA 2009 (WHICH INCLUDES THE LARGEST MIDDLE CLASS TAX CUTS IN HISTORY. SAY WHAT? )
* AGAINST THE LARGE DEFICITES - DEFICITES WHICH ORIGINATED FROM WAGING AN UNNESSESARY WAR IN IRAQ WHILE ALREADY INVOLVED IN CONFLICT IN AFGANISTAN - BUSH ADMIN. AND YET, WHEN MEASURES ARE PROPOSED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE LARGE DEFICITES SUCH AS LETTING TAX CUTS GO BACK TO WHERE THE WERE BEFORE 2004 THEY ARE AGAINST THAT TOO.
WHAT ARE THEY FOR? APPARENTLY WEARING TEA BAGS ON THEY’RE HATS , DUMPING TEA IN TEMPID WATER, BURNING BOOKS (ALL THE BRAINWASHING BOOKS) AND ENCOURAGING PEOPLE NOT TO ATTEND COLLEGE.
BY THE WAY THE ORIGINAL TEA PARTY WAS ABOUT TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL PRACTICE OF PAYING TAXES IN GENERAL.
2. HEALTHCARE REFORM
* NANA AND PAPA WILL HAVE TO FACE DEATH PANELS! OF COURSE THEY WOULD WHAT BETTER WAY TO KEEP THE YOUTH OF THIS COUNTRY VOTING DEMOCTRATE IN THE FUTURE THEN BY UTHINIZING THEIR PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS. SOUNDS KIND OF UNPRODUCTIVE AND NUTS TO ME.
* YOUR VOTERS REGISTRATION CARDS WILL BE DOCUMENTED TO ENSURE THAT REPUIBLICANS WILL BE PREVENTED FROM GETTING MEDICAL CARE. SURE…WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT ALL DOCTORS AND HOSPITALS THROUGHOUT THE USA KNOW THAT IF YOU TREAT A REPUBLICAN YOU WON’T GET PAID.
* CARE WILL BE RATIONED. SURE BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE WILL BE GETTING SICK IF EVERYONE HAS HEALTH CARE OR PERHAPES SOME PEOPLE DON’T DESERVE TO GET MEDICAL CARE WHEN THEY ARE SICK. UNFORTUNATLY, LIKE IT OR NOT THEY WILL AND DO GET TREATMENT RIGHT NOW. ITS JUST THAT YOU AND I PAY FOR THEM NOW INSTEAD OF THEM PAYING FOR THEIRSELVES.
3. TOWNHALL MEETINGS
* CARRYING GUNS TO A TOWNHALL MEETING. WHATS WRONG WITH THAT? EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO BARE ARMS AND THEIR JUST EXERCISING THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. IN FACT, WE SHOULD ALL START PACKING HEAT EVERYWHERE WE GO. LETS TAKE GUNS TO SCHOOL, TO WORK AND TO CHURCH FROM NOW ON. THAT WAY, WE CAN INTIMIDATE OUR STUDENTS, TEACHERS, COWORKERS, BOSSES AND PREACHERS. ITS COMPLETELY SANE AND RATIONAL TO TAKE A GUN TO A TOWN HALL MEETING. ESPECIALLY IF THE PRESIDENT IS THERE. HEY….IF YOU DON’T HAVE A GUN YOU CAN ALWAYS BITE OFF THE FINGER OF SOMEONE WHO DISAGEES WITH YOU. AT LEAST THIS WOULD PREVENT A LOT OF FINGER POINTING.
* HARRASSING AND HECKLEING PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO VOICE THEIR OPINIONS. AFTER ALL….WHO THE HELL DO THESE INVALIDES THINK THEY ARE ANYWAYS? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALL YOU GOOD CHURCH GOING, GOD FEARING, CONSERVATIVES HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN ANYONE IN A WHEEL CHAIR. YOUR ALL SUCH GOOD CHRISTIANS. AFTER ALL WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
* WHAT ABOUT THE POOR INSURANCE COMPANIES? THEY WOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS IF WE OFFERED A PUBLIC OPTION? SO….IN OTHER WORDS….IF THERE WAS A PUBLIC “OPTION” OFFERED TO THE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE WOULD MOST LIKELY “CHOOSE” THE OPTION THAT WOULD OFFER THEM THE BEST COVERAGE AT THE BEST RATES. SURELY, IT WOULD BE THE PUBLIC OPTION EVERYONE WOULD CHOOSE. GIVING PEOPLE AN OPTION….THAT’S CRAZY.
* EMPLOYERS WOULD DROP COVERAGE IN FAVOR OF A PUBLIC OPTION. UMM….EMPLOYERS ARE “NOT REQUIRED’ TO OFFER ANY COVERAGE TO EMPLOYEES WHATSOEVER, AT THE MOMENT. AND YET THEY DO, BECAUSE OFFERING A GOOD INSURANCE POLICY ENSURES THAT THEY WILL GET THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST EMPLOYEES. THEREFORE IF A PRIVATE INSURANCE PLAN WAS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN A PUBLIC PLAN IT GOES TO REASON THEY WOULD OFFER THE BETTER PLAN.
4. OBAMA ADDRESSING THE CHILDREN AT SCHOOL. GOD HELP US….HE WILL USE HIS POWERS OF MIND CONTROL TO ENCOURAGE OUR CHILDREN TO STUDY HARD AND SHOOT FOR THEIR DREAMS. HOW DARE HE TRY TO SPEAD HIS SOCIALIST AGENDA?
5. DEMOCRATES ARE SOCIALIST AND COMMUNIST. MEDICARE IS SOCIALIST. I’M STILL WAITING FOR ONE OF YOU, ANY OF YOU, TO DROP YOUR MEDICARE & SOCIAL SECURITY IN PROTEST OF SOCIALISM IN THE USA? IT SEEMS SOME SOCIALISM IS AND HAS BEEN ACCEPTIBLE AND IN FACT A DEEPLY DESIRED, AND DEPENDED UPON PART OF THE UNITED STATES FOR QUITE A WHILE….AS LONG AS NO ONE CALLS IT WHAT IT IS….SOCIALIST.
6. SECESSION.
THE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS HAS THREATENED SECESSION FROM THE USA. THEY’D BE BETTER OFF ON THEIR OWN. THAT’S A VERY SANE IDEA.
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