A burgler broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables. When he picked up a cd player to place into his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark. "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked the flashlight off and froze. When he had heard nothing after a bit, he shook his head and promised himself a long vacation after his next big score. Clicking his flashlight back on he began to saearch for more valuables. Just as he had pulled the stereo out so he could disconect the wires, clear as a bell he heard---"Jesus is watching you!"
Totally rattled now, he shone his flashlight around the room frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finnally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a bird cage with a parrot inside.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yes," squacked back the Bird. "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burgler relaxed a little. Then said. "Warn me! Just who do you think you are anyway."
"Moses" Answered the parrot.
"Moses?" Laughted the Burgler. "What kind of moron names a parrot Moses?"
The Parrot quickly answered. "The same kind of moron who named a Rottweiler Jesus."
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