I posted this for several reasons. The first was in jest.
The second was to show how government actions make something worse. During the late sixties I worked at McDonald's to put myself thru college. Working about four shifts during the weeks I went to university and full time during the summer and holidays, I made enough to cover my tuition, lab fees and books. Plus, enough to pay my gas bill, meals and have a bit for weekends. I live at home and commuted to UNA. When I graduated, I had no debts, except for a car loan and about $1,200. At that time, Days Inn was $8.99 a day and gas about $0.50 per gallon.
The federal government started guaranteeing student loans for higher and higher amounts.
As the government increased they amounts they would guarantee, colleges increased their fees in like amount. I see students with loans for $100,000 or more. Loans that can't be discharged by bankruptcy.
Government largess made a small problem much worse. I've read that the total outstanding debt is over $500 billion. Loans that the taxpayer is on the hook for.
Yes, Jimi, I can do the work. However, logistics pays much better. Maybe I'll be scheduling a move of munitions by your house one day. I'm sure you want me to be competent, don't you!