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I see that McDonald's is hiring 50,000 nationwide.

For Opie and Jimi Hendrix this is an excellent opportunity. Opie has the mental capacity for burger flipper. His dumber brother, Jimi, could qualify for clean up man.

Rocky, as you have several IQ points above Opie, you might quality as a manager trainee. Just keep Opie and Jimi away from the electronics and deep fat fryers, for their own safety.

Not denigrating those who work at McDs, just our resident lefties, who would meet their level of competency.
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Originally posted by elinterventor01:
I see that McDonald's is hiring 50,000 nationwide.

For Opie and Jimi Hendrix this is an excellent opportunity. Opie has the mental capacity for burger flipper. His dumber brother, Jimi, could qualify for clean up man.

Rocky, as you have several IQ points above Opie, you might quality as a manager trainee. Just keep Opie and Jimi away from the electronics and deep fat fryers, for their own safety.

Not denigrating those who work at McDs, just our resident lefties, who would meet their level of competency.


Unlike you, at least we would be qualified.
I posted this for several reasons. The first was in jest.

The second was to show how government actions make something worse. During the late sixties I worked at McDonald's to put myself thru college. Working about four shifts during the weeks I went to university and full time during the summer and holidays, I made enough to cover my tuition, lab fees and books. Plus, enough to pay my gas bill, meals and have a bit for weekends. I live at home and commuted to UNA. When I graduated, I had no debts, except for a car loan and about $1,200. At that time, Days Inn was $8.99 a day and gas about $0.50 per gallon.

The federal government started guaranteeing student loans for higher and higher amounts.

As the government increased they amounts they would guarantee, colleges increased their fees in like amount. I see students with loans for $100,000 or more. Loans that can't be discharged by bankruptcy.

Government largess made a small problem much worse. I've read that the total outstanding debt is over $500 billion. Loans that the taxpayer is on the hook for.

Yes, Jimi, I can do the work. However, logistics pays much better. Maybe I'll be scheduling a move of munitions by your house one day. I'm sure you want me to be competent, don't you! Cool

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