Just a simple post (about your animals)

This is a much better post;

I have 3 horses (Red, Callie, Sunrize)
1 cat (precious)

We have a Boxer Bulldog named Brutus and a ****er Spaniel named Emma.

No cats, fish, lizards or snakes.

I think everyone loves to talk about their animals. We have 4 dogs and 1 cat.
Boston Terrier-Dixie
French Bulldog-Lewis
Mixed Stray-Sandy Scooter
Blue Heeler-Sunny
The Cat-NaNa AKA Stupid Bird

I have one Westie named Lucy. This is her as a puppy.



I've since trained her to fight and I enter her in underground dog fighting competitions. So far she's won quite a few matches. 15 lbs of pure devastation, I'm so proud.

This is a non confrontational thread but my jack russell will own your fruity ass dog :EVIL:

You know I'm just kidding - right?

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This is a non confrontational thread but my jack russell will own your fruity ass dog :EVIL:

You know I'm just kidding - right?

It's on now.

Your little shoe chewer will find out just why we she's known as LucyFur in the ring. Bring it.

This is her mean face just before she attacks.

My dog once tore the head off a stuffed animal with one vicious shake of her head. Your mini poodle is no match!!

LucyFur has disemboweled plenty of stuffed animals.

Birds and rabbits fear her for good reason.

I would put my 4 lbs. kitten -Kittybunch up against any dog here!!! Talk about vicious. he shredded a whole roll of toilet paper while we were gone yesterday, but he assured me that the TP started it all & deserved what it got!!!!

Now our dog, Linko, he's scared of his own shadow, but is the best dog in the world.....

I have a 16-foot-long Burmese python. He is very easy to maintain. He eats one Westie puppy about every two weeks and spends most of the rest of his time asleep.

Oh yeah? I had a Labrador that ate cat turds and would lick my ex in the face when she came over.

Rat Terrier-Cassie
Collie (Rescue)-Lacie
Orange tabby cat-George

LOL!!! That is GROSS but FUNNY!!!

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Originally posted by MentalFloss:
Oh yeah? I had a Labrador that ate cat turds and would lick my ex in the face when she came over.

All of our dogs act like you're packing a sack lunch just for them when we empty the litter box. I don't understand the attaction.

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All of our dogs act like you're packing a sack lunch just for them when we empty the litter box. I don't understand the attaction.

It's the protein. When dogs are lacking protein in their diet, they'll start eating crap.

A lot of dog food contains mostly wheat and corn, not as much protein in them as a dog needs. Giving them a higher protein food might help with that.

We give LucyFur 20 foot live pythons to snack on between fights. We tried giving her 16 footers, but we prefer the snake at least have a fighting chance.

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Originally posted by pain&panicsmom:
I would put my 4 lbs. kitten -Kittybunch up against any dog here!!! Talk about vicious. he shredded a whole roll of toilet paper while we were gone yesterday, but he assured me that the TP started it all & deserved what it got!!!!

Now our dog, Linko, he's scared of his own shadow, but is the best dog in the world.....

Please, don't shred the Charmin!

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Originally posted by fineazell1:
This is a non confrontational thread but my jack russell will own your fruity ass dog :EVIL:

You know I'm just kidding - right?

I think everyone here has seen Scooter already . He's Jack and full of attitude .

Fineazell , Scooter said he'll take on your punk puppy anytime and anyplace !!!

You know Im j/k right ?

And keep in mind Fineazell lol Scooter trains daily , notice the 3 lb weight he carries in his mouth .

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Giving them a higher protein food might help with that.

Cat Turds are cheaper. I'll give you a lifetime supply . Come by my house everyday. Do it for the puppies!

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Cat Turds are cheaper. I'll give you a lifetime supply . Come by my house everyday. Do it for the puppies!

My dogs consider turds to be a delicacy. I think they would want them no matter what we fed them.

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Originally posted by MentalFloss:

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Giving them a higher protein food might help with that.

Cat Turds are cheaper. I'll give you a lifetime supply . Come by my house everyday. Do it for the puppies!

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Cat Turds are cheaper. I'll give you a lifetime supply . Come by my house everyday. Do it for the puppies!

No thanks, having a dog without cat sh*t breath is worth the extra money.

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and a furry, shedding, annoying at dinner time cat.

I don't want to turn this non-religious thread into a religious one but, oh, what the hey:

Cat's are scientific evidence for the existence of Satan.

what would someone with the name 'fish' say about cats? your self servitude is showing there, fishy!

ok, fine, you don't have to stick out your hand. good boy!

horses- pistol, toby, cody, gus, maybelline, zia, stinky aka rope, skittle, devil and meatball. i won't bore you with their registered names.

dogs - max, beau, magic, zinger, larry, merle (my pupster). all mutts of some kind or another; labs, hounds, the great unknown. all big dogs.

cats - egypt, keith, erroll.

and, of course, THE queen, silky.

here is a pic of erroll, the king lounger.

Assuming he is named for Errol Flynn, he's as handsome as his namesake, Hoss Gal.

Here's my Hemingway, Severus. He loves to be in the sauna. Spoiled is hardly the word to describe him.

hahahha, severus. black would be his color. that is one clever kitty.

yes, night crow - handsome, red hair, blue eyes; that's erroll, named for erroll flynn.

Not that you can see them in this picture (unless you can enlarge it) but Severus has thumbs.

i would love to tell you guys about my little Satan.
however, telling y'all about her would reveal my true identity. you see, she is famous for her ability to make children disappear!!!

Thanks for starting this thread,Fine.

This is Dolly the Pug and her best friend, Missy the Girl Squirrel.
Missy is Dolly's best friend, her pillow, her wrasslin' buddy and they do sentry duty together.
Dolly is 5 years old today and Missy is 4. ( Missy has bald spots from being dragged around all the time)
Dolly is all girl....she doesn't like getting her feet dirty and she loves perfume.

i couldn't get both pics in the same post.

Booger

Pet lovers will find this story amazing. I would be interested to see if the cloned dogs actually act like the original Booger.

tnt, that scooter is a rock star! perhaps he should meet THE queen!

puf, i love pugs! they have such happy little faces. i have always wanted one, but seem to acquire mine on the side of the road so i have never picked out a puppy (they pick me out). dolly is cute!

Interesting story.

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Originally posted by hoss gal:
tnt, that scooter is a rock star! perhaps he should meet THE queen!

puf, i love pugs! they have such happy little faces. i have always wanted one, but seem to acquire mine on the side of the road so i have never picked out a puppy (they pick me out). dolly is cute!

Thank you.
Dolly was a gift and i don't know what i would do without her. And she's the first dog i've ever owned that i actually know what kind it is...lol.
I know what you mean about critters picking you out, and acquiring them on the side of the road. I've had many of those.

i love this post,but got to warn you when i get started on my parrots,i don't know when to shut up,,but will try
1 blue and gold macaw-Molly (aka MS QUEEN BIRD)
1 yellow naped amazon-Sam
1 Solomen Island Eclectus-Jamaria
1 African grey- Sweettalk
2 mini macaws- Buddy& Barnie
1 senegal-Gadget
1 sun conure- Chip
and thank heavens around 5 pm everyday for them having their own "birdroom", the afternoon flock call gets a bit LOUD. Molly,Jamaria,Sweettalk,Buddy, and Sam all talk,ALOT,,, so its never a dull moment around here! Oh some stories I have on these guys.

and the newest addition to my clan is a little chihauhau that I named Sassy but Molly has since changed its name to Bug.

This is Lisa. She's one of four parrot fish we have. She has a unabrow.

ha ha! a fish named lisa!! is that gofish's mother, perhaps? lol!

i love that, smurph! molly changed the dog's name!? birds are very smart, like most animals. smarter than we give them credit for.

LOL,oh to live with them you REALLY get to know how smart these critters are. Molly knows where the grapes are kept,I have to keep an eye on the frig when she is out,she goes straight for it uses that big beak to wedge the door open,yelling "COOKIE" (everything she eats is called cookie),while helping herself to the to grapes,and anything else that she thinks she might like.