where is the muscle shoals doughnut shop? is it on woodward? sounds good to me!
i need to take my larda** over there and parade in and out a few times! eating doughnuts all the way!
quote:Originally posted by hoss gal:
where is the muscle shoals doughnut shop? is it on woodward? sounds good to me!
i need to take my larda** over there and parade in and out a few times! eating doughnuts all the way!
Let me know when, I want to park across the street at Ruby Tuesdays and watch from afar...LOL
quote:Originally posted by Maggie2:quote:Originally posted by beternU:
I also have the uncanny knack of being in excellent health in my 7th decade, owing in no small measure to avoidance of junk food such as Krispy Kreme donuts. I also have the JOY of NOT having the ateriosclerotic arteries and the JOY of not having the big, bulging, unsightly belly characteristic of those who gobble up such junk as Krispy Kreme donuts! JOY is not in the instant gratification of sugar-and-fat-loaded butt-expanding food like Krispy Kreme puts out! JOY is NOT having to treat diabetes or heart failure or worry about obesity or having to walk with the aid of a walker or rely on one of those "Scooters" or other personal mobility devices that are getting so commonplace, often as the result of a dissolute attitude toward nutrition. I'll take that joy over the fleeting flush of excitement I see in the donut-gobbling crowd!
You are gonna die of something. At your age, it will be sooner rather than later. You'll still be just as dead, and we won't be.
BUT, I will have a much better chance of living more total years in good health than will the doughnut gobbling slobs!
quote:Originally posted by beternU:quote:Originally posted by Maggie2:quote:Originally posted by beternU:
I also have the uncanny knack of being in excellent health in my 7th decade, owing in no small measure to avoidance of junk food such as Krispy Kreme donuts. I also have the JOY of NOT having the ateriosclerotic arteries and the JOY of not having the big, bulging, unsightly belly characteristic of those who gobble up such junk as Krispy Kreme donuts! JOY is not in the instant gratification of sugar-and-fat-loaded butt-expanding food like Krispy Kreme puts out! JOY is NOT having to treat diabetes or heart failure or worry about obesity or having to walk with the aid of a walker or rely on one of those "Scooters" or other personal mobility devices that are getting so commonplace, often as the result of a dissolute attitude toward nutrition. I'll take that joy over the fleeting flush of excitement I see in the donut-gobbling crowd!
You are gonna die of something. At your age, it will be sooner rather than later. You'll still be just as dead, and we won't be.
BUT, I will have a much better chance of living more total years in good health than will the doughnut gobbling slobs!
Not if one of those donut gobbling lard butts you are so fond of watching and criticizing gets fed up with your Peeping Tom ways and hateful attitude and beats you to death with a day-old box of donuts!
I wish I knew who you are so when you DO die, I can send a wreath to the funeral home made entirely out of stale Krispy Kreme donuts!
quote:Originally posted by ace1965:quote:Originally posted by beternU:
ace1965, above, is probably more typical, having posted above the following tribute to his/her dissolute eating habits: "totally agree TDB. The chocolate iced ones are my favorite as well. Give me a box of them and a tall glass of milk and look out!!" A "box of them?"!! Does this gluttonous wretch consume a whole box at a time??!!
Well you have hopped to another totally wrong conclusion. I stand 6ft. 1in. and weigh 155lbs. My blood pressure holds around a steady 116 over 72. All of my cholesterol numbers are in the very good category. I do not have diabetes, my blood sugar is perfect. After work I will either walk or ride my bicycle around a 2 1/2 mile track around the lake where I live. I go to the gym at least 3 night a week. I eat plenty of healthy foods and drink plenty of water and fresh fruit juices.
Now are there any other uninformed conclusions that you want to make about me?
Then perhaps your consumption of an entire box of Krispy Kremes is only occasional. Do tell us how often you pull off that gustatorial excess!
quote:Originally posted by ace1965:quote:Originally posted by hoss gal:quote:Originally posted by Maggie2:
And he will be just as dead, and we won't be.
who the heck flames krispy kreme? i am aghast. eat them doughnuts, i say!!
by the way old mean guy, i am 5'10", 120 pounds, bp usually around 105/60, pulse about 65, rarely sick, and could probably run rings around you in your better days! AND I LIKE DOUGHNUTS, the stray beer, real butter and bacon!
Sounds like my kind of gal.
At 5' 10" and 120 pounds, you had better not expose yourself to strong winds, since you are underweight. The boys and girls at the Mayo CLinic have something to say about that: http://www.mayoclinic.org/news2005-mchi/2796.html
As to my "better days," I have run 100 yards in under 11 seconds and have run the quarter mile in about 53 seconds. In my prime, I could do 100 authentic push-ups in barely over one minute and could do FIVE prone press-ups, which is five more than most people are able to do. I confess to some slight debility of the joints that prevents me from attempting past extremes, but can stil pull off 2 to 3 prone press-ups. Many who are less than half my age can not do even one of those. At 6' 1", I can still jump up and touch the rim of a standard basketball goal. You better hope your skinny carcass is in as good a condition as mine when you get into your seventh decade.
quote:Originally posted by Top Down Beemer:quote:Originally posted by beternU:quote:Originally posted by Maggie2:quote:Originally posted by beternU:
I also have the uncanny knack of being in excellent health in my 7th decade, owing in no small measure to avoidance of junk food such as Krispy Kreme donuts. I also have the JOY of NOT having the ateriosclerotic arteries and the JOY of not having the big, bulging, unsightly belly characteristic of those who gobble up such junk as Krispy Kreme donuts! JOY is not in the instant gratification of sugar-and-fat-loaded butt-expanding food like Krispy Kreme puts out! JOY is NOT having to treat diabetes or heart failure or worry about obesity or having to walk with the aid of a walker or rely on one of those "Scooters" or other personal mobility devices that are getting so commonplace, often as the result of a dissolute attitude toward nutrition. I'll take that joy over the fleeting flush of excitement I see in the donut-gobbling crowd!
You are gonna die of something. At your age, it will be sooner rather than later. You'll still be just as dead, and we won't be.
BUT, I will have a much better chance of living more total years in good health than will the doughnut gobbling slobs!
Not if one of those donut gobbling lard butts you are so fond of watching and criticizing gets fed up with your Peeping Tom ways and hateful attitude and beats you to death with a day-old box of donuts!
I wish I knew who you are so when you DO die, I can send a wreath to the funeral home made entirely out of stale Krispy Kreme donuts!
I looked hard here and there but could not find any help for you, since there apparently are no local firms specializing in un-wadding panties!
quote:Originally posted by beternU:quote:Originally posted by Top Down Beemer:quote:Originally posted by beternU:quote:Originally posted by Maggie2:quote:Originally posted by beternU:
I also have the uncanny knack of being in excellent health in my 7th decade, owing in no small measure to avoidance of junk food such as Krispy Kreme donuts. I also have the JOY of NOT having the ateriosclerotic arteries and the JOY of not having the big, bulging, unsightly belly characteristic of those who gobble up such junk as Krispy Kreme donuts! JOY is not in the instant gratification of sugar-and-fat-loaded butt-expanding food like Krispy Kreme puts out! JOY is NOT having to treat diabetes or heart failure or worry about obesity or having to walk with the aid of a walker or rely on one of those "Scooters" or other personal mobility devices that are getting so commonplace, often as the result of a dissolute attitude toward nutrition. I'll take that joy over the fleeting flush of excitement I see in the donut-gobbling crowd!
You are gonna die of something. At your age, it will be sooner rather than later. You'll still be just as dead, and we won't be.
BUT, I will have a much better chance of living more total years in good health than will the doughnut gobbling slobs!
Not if one of those donut gobbling lard butts you are so fond of watching and criticizing gets fed up with your Peeping Tom ways and hateful attitude and beats you to death with a day-old box of donuts!
I wish I knew who you are so when you DO die, I can send a wreath to the funeral home made entirely out of stale Krispy Kreme donuts!
I looked hard here and there but could not find any help for you, since there apparently are no local firms specializing in un-wadding panties!
There you go assuming again....how do you know I even wear panties?????
quote:Originally posted by beternU:
At 5' 10" and 120 pounds, you had better not expose yourself to strong winds, since you are underweight. The boys and girls at the Mayo CLinic have something to say about that: http://www.mayoclinic.org/news2005-mchi/2796.html
As to my "better days," I have run 100 yards in under 11 seconds and have run the quarter mile in about 53 seconds. In my prime, I could do 100 authentic push-ups in barely over one minute and could do FIVE prone press-ups, which is five more than most people are able to do. I confess to some slight debility of the joints that prevents me from attempting past extremes, but can stil pull off 2 to 3 prone press-ups. Many who are less than half my age can not do even one of those. At 6' 1", I can still jump up and touch the rim of a standard basketball goal. You better hope your skinny carcass is in as good a condition as mine when you get into your seventh decade.
well, i'm not fat, but i'm not emaciated, either (must be those doughnuts). i'm 120 pounds of muscle, gristle and acceptance of other people. i don't give a flying flip how many basketball hoops you can bounce around and touch, you still appear to be an very unpleasant man. i also don't care if you're mister adonis and live to be 150 if you have the personality of a bent garbage can.
p.s. no one that's ever seen my 'carcass' has called it 'skinny' and they are in a better position to judge than you, no matter how strenuously you attempt to make yourself the arbiter of appropriate body weight!
quote:Originally posted by Top Down Beemer:
I wish I knew who you are so when you DO die, I can send a wreath to the funeral home made entirely out of stale Krispy Kreme donuts!
haha! i am dying of laughter.
and i'll go and take a bite out of each of them, so they aren't perfect, since we know mr. better hates imperfection!
quote:Originally posted by hoss gal:quote:Originally posted by Top Down Beemer:
I wish I knew who you are so when you DO die, I can send a wreath to the funeral home made entirely out of stale Krispy Kreme donuts!
haha! i am dying of laughter.
and i'll go and take a bite out of each of them, so they aren't perfect, since we know mr. better hates imperfection!
And here I thought my panties comment was much funnier.
Hoss gal,
If it ever appears I might be edging to your bad side.
How about advance warning.
If it ever appears I might be edging to your bad side.
How about advance warning.
a wise man once said.......... " all you health nuts are gonna feel stupid one day dying of nothing"
quote:Originally posted by Top Down Beemer:
And here I thought my panties comment was much funnier.
that one was bonus, too. i just didn't want to adulterate it or distract him - i am waiting for his reply with bated breath!
quote:Originally posted by rramlimnn:
Hoss gal,
If it ever appears I might be edging to your bad side.
How about advance warning.
ramalamma, you can't get on my bad side. you have donkeys, which makes you A-OK in my book. MMMMWWwwwaaaah!
i bet you like doughnuts, too.
quote:Originally posted by The Country Toad:
a wise man once said.......... " all you health nuts are gonna feel stupid one day dying of nothing"
spoken like a very wise toad, unlike the other kind, hopping around here....
quote:Originally posted by hoss gal:quote:Originally posted by rramlimnn:
Hoss gal,
If it ever appears I might be edging to your bad side.
How about advance warning.
ramalamma, you can't get on my bad side. you have donkeys, which makes you A-OK in my book. MMMMWWwwwaaaah!
i bet you like doughnuts, too.
I feel much better now.
I’m taking the donkeys to Krispy Kreme for coffee and doughnuts in the morning.
They love to ride in the pickup with the windows down.
BUT, I will have a much better chance of living more total years in good health than will the doughnut gobbling slobs![/QUOTE]
And you will have no satisfaction from that because...you will be dead. And I'll be licking the sugar off my fingers while they throw dirt on your cold, dead body.
And you will have no satisfaction from that because...you will be dead. And I'll be licking the sugar off my fingers while they throw dirt on your cold, dead body.
quote:Originally posted by rramlimnn:
I feel much better now.
I’m taking the donkeys to Krispy Kreme for coffee and doughnuts in the morning.
They love to ride in the pickup with the windows down.
i knew it! you are related to these guys, ramalamma!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teHfyby_veU
I don't know if BetternU will live longer than the rest of us...perhaps it will only seem longer.
quote:Originally posted by daybeggar:
I don't know if BetternU will live longer than the rest of us...perhaps it will only seem longer.
LMAO!!!
quote:Originally posted by beternU:quote:Originally posted by ace1965:quote:Originally posted by beternU:
ace1965, above, is probably more typical, having posted above the following tribute to his/her dissolute eating habits: "totally agree TDB. The chocolate iced ones are my favorite as well. Give me a box of them and a tall glass of milk and look out!!" A "box of them?"!! Does this gluttonous wretch consume a whole box at a time??!!
Well you have hopped to another totally wrong conclusion. I stand 6ft. 1in. and weigh 155lbs. My blood pressure holds around a steady 116 over 72. All of my cholesterol numbers are in the very good category. I do not have diabetes, my blood sugar is perfect. After work I will either walk or ride my bicycle around a 2 1/2 mile track around the lake where I live. I go to the gym at least 3 night a week. I eat plenty of healthy foods and drink plenty of water and fresh fruit juices.
Now are there any other uninformed conclusions that you want to make about me?
Then perhaps your consumption of an entire box of Krispy Kremes is only occasional. Do tell us how often you pull off that gustatorial excess!
See there you go assuming again. I never said I eat an entire box those were your words. The last time I had some Krispy Kremes was about 5 months ago and I bought a box of 6 chocolate iced and I believe I might have ate 3 at the time and then ate the rest a couple of nights later. See when you get a box it doesn't mean that you have to eat the whole box at a time. You might not have known that fact.
You know I might just stop off on the way home and get another box and have a couple tonight in your honor.
quote:Originally posted by beternU:
I confess to some slight debility of the joints that prevents me from attempting past extremes,
That's probably due to excessively reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Krispy Kremes: Cop crack.
Cop to Driver: Sir your eyes are red...have you been drinking this evening??
Driver to Cop: Officer, your eyes are glazed...have you been eating Krispy Kremes???
Driver to Cop: Officer, your eyes are glazed...have you been eating Krispy Kremes???
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that while I was on the job, I'd still be waiting for my first nickel. Of course, one of our rookies, after stopping a speeder, was heard to call his sergeant over the radio and asked if we accepted bush bonds...
quote:Originally posted by zippadeedoodah:
....and asked if we accepted bush bonds...
what's that?
The young lady who was stopped would take the officer into the nearby bushes and take care of the citation then and there.
The only time I was ever offered something like that was from an intoxicated 23-year old man whom I had stopped for DUI. As I wasn't in a 21st-century state of enlightenment, I was offended. As I recall, I charged him with solicitation for making the offer, and it stuck.
The only time I was ever offered something like that was from an intoxicated 23-year old man whom I had stopped for DUI. As I wasn't in a 21st-century state of enlightenment, I was offended. As I recall, I charged him with solicitation for making the offer, and it stuck.
ha! i knew what it was, i just wanted to see how you'd word it!
very classy, zip!
very classy, zip!
I kept my mouth shut as long as I could! As for my screen name, I am an RN and several years ago I was the jail RN! Quite an interesting job
I absolutely despise self loving people who so obviously believe that they are perfect and know all and the rest of the world is lacking. At one time I was very overweight, but have now lost weight and am very happy with my self, flab and all. Unfortunely I couldn't eat a Krispi Kreme now no matter how bad I wanted one. But, I would never even consider downing someone for eating one any more than I would down someone for walking around with a stick up their arse. 
I absolutely despise self loving people who so obviously believe that they are perfect and know all and the rest of the world is lacking. At one time I was very overweight, but have now lost weight and am very happy with my self, flab and all. Unfortunely I couldn't eat a Krispi Kreme now no matter how bad I wanted one. But, I would never even consider downing someone for eating one any more than I would down someone for walking around with a stick up their arse. quote:Originally posted by hoss gal:
lay in there, jailbyrdrn! great first post! you just couldn't stand it anymore, could you?
get ready to get trashed for your screen name. you obviously are a degenerate!
i'd rather have a lard a** than what he's got.
quote:Originally posted by Top Down Beemer:quote:Originally posted by beternU:
Krispy Kreme is the epitome of the kind of artery-clogging junk food that helps keep our hospitals in business!
You have the uncanny knack of sucking all the fun out of a forum just by entering it.
So, go eat a tofu burger with sprouts and a carrot stick Little Dark Cloud, and leave the rest of us adults alone to make our own decisions regarding what we eat and how much. I'm sure you'll find this a terrible shock to your uptight and orderly little system, but every now and then, in the evenings when I'm home alone and nobody's looking....<gasp> I eat my dessert FIRST!
I will confess. Every now and then, after practice, we will have sundae night and dessert IS our supper!
quote:Originally posted by beternU:quote:Originally posted by Top Down Beemer:quote:Originally posted by beternU:
Krispy Kreme is the epitome of the kind of artery-clogging junk food that helps keep our hospitals in business!
You have the uncanny knack of sucking all the fun out of a forum just by entering it.
So, go eat a tofu burger with sprouts and a carrot stick Little Dark Cloud, and leave the rest of us adults alone to make our own decisions regarding what we eat and how much. I'm sure you'll find this a terrible shock to your uptight and orderly little system, but every now and then, in the evenings when I'm home alone and nobody's looking....<gasp> I eat my dessert FIRST!
I also have the uncanny knack of being in excellent health in my 7th decade, owing in no small measure to avoidance of junk food such as Krispy Kreme donuts. I also have the JOY of NOT having the ateriosclerotic arteries and the JOY of not having the big, bulging, unsightly belly characteristic of those who gobble up such junk as Krispy Kreme donuts! JOY is not in the instant gratification of sugar-and-fat-loaded butt-expanding food like Krispy Kreme puts out! JOY is NOT having to treat diabetes or heart failure or worry about obesity or having to walk with the aid of a walker or rely on one of those "Scooters" or other personal mobility devices that are getting so commonplace, often as the result of a dissolute attitude toward nutrition. I'll take that joy over the fleeting flush of excitement I see in the donut-gobbling crowd!
LOL. While I have to suck in to button my jeans in 20 yrs, you'll be in a mental ward. Peace out!
quote:Originally posted by beternU:
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That should have been, "lying there in that casket." "Laying" means "being placed." "Lying" connotes a state of having already been placed. Work on those things.
True, one little doughnut every now and then does not hurt one. But the patrons of Krispy Kreme are not satisfied with that level of intake. Many, if not most, of them are HOOKED on the fatty, sugary toxic product sold there!
When we go, about once a month, We get one for each of us. Yeah, they offer "how many dozen can we get you", but we just get one. ASSUME, ASSUME, ASSUME. I dont know everything, so when I learn something new, its a pleasant experiance. However, your attitude is that you know EVERYTHING. It must come as quite a shock for you daily that you are wrong?