That's right!
Pogo, the government has already pinpointed your location. They have been visiting you 6 days a week. They pretend to deliver mail, but they are really spying on you!
They have your finger prints from your mailed letters and your DNA from the licked envelopes. The Corporate Military Industrial Establishment is already after you, that's why they keep sending you ads and coupons so you'll spend money with them. Think about it, where do you get your coupons? THE MAIL!!!
Run Pogo, run to the woods! (or desert, wherever you may be.) Don't let them catch you! Maybe if you can escape in time, you can make it to Cuba where Castro will take care of you and you'll get wonderful free health care!
Run Pogo, run! The Corporate Military Industrial Establishment is on their way NOW!
This is fun!