There once was a woman named Alice.......
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There once was a woman named Alice
Who wanted to live in a Palace
But all she had was a hovel
Digging out the trash with a shovel
Dreaming of a Prince that would be her solace.
Who wanted to live in a Palace
But all she had was a hovel
Digging out the trash with a shovel
Dreaming of a Prince that would be her solace.
I can't compete with Yankeewitch's limerick, but did once write one about two local ladies, one named Alice. So here goes:
There once were two Shoals lady judges
Both known for their tres silly grudges.
Said Inga of Alice
She's so full of malice,
I'll have no more court till she budges.
There once were two Shoals lady judges
Both known for their tres silly grudges.
Said Inga of Alice
She's so full of malice,
I'll have no more court till she budges.
There once was a woman named Alice
Who recently moved onto Campus
To gain higher learning
Was always her yearning
Now she anxiously 'waits start of classes
Who recently moved onto Campus
To gain higher learning
Was always her yearning
Now she anxiously 'waits start of classes
There once was a woman named Alice
who drank Aquafina from a chalice
When she learned it was tap
Gave her forehead a slap
And drank Evian out of malice.
who drank Aquafina from a chalice
When she learned it was tap
Gave her forehead a slap
And drank Evian out of malice.
There once was a woman named Alice
She sought the aurora borealis
So she packed up her cloak
With her mukluks in tote
And will winter in Alaska's picture palace
She sought the aurora borealis
So she packed up her cloak
With her mukluks in tote
And will winter in Alaska's picture palace
a health conscious lady from Packard
drank evian from a cup that was lacquered,
but one day she read,
her mind filled with dread,
evian is naive spelled backwards
DF
drank evian from a cup that was lacquered,
but one day she read,
her mind filled with dread,
evian is naive spelled backwards
DF
There once was a woman named Alice
Who was always bitter, trite, and callous.
Her problem, so I've been told
Was fixed by someone bold
Who bought her an electric plastic phallus.
Sorry, I know I'm getting banned now, but it popped in my head and I had to share.
Who was always bitter, trite, and callous.
Her problem, so I've been told
Was fixed by someone bold
Who bought her an electric plastic phallus.
Sorry, I know I'm getting banned now, but it popped in my head and I had to share.
Nash you weren't supposed to tell my secret!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by NashBama:
There once was a woman named Alice
Who was always bitter, trite, and callous.
Her problem, so I've been told
Was fixed by someone bold
Who bought her an electric plastic phallus.
Sorry, I know I'm getting banned now, but it popped in my head and I had to share.
Wow, still not deleted and I'm not banned. However, it looks like my vulgarity killed the limerick thread. I'm sorry. Please, keep writing them, I love a good limerick.
Nash,
I loved your limerick. I think, however, that yours should be somewhat of a proverb? or "self help" inspirational to those bitter, trite and callous women as well as a limerick! I wanted to tell you that I, for one, appreciated such well thought out literature/art as yours.
I loved your limerick. I think, however, that yours should be somewhat of a proverb? or "self help" inspirational to those bitter, trite and callous women as well as a limerick! I wanted to tell you that I, for one, appreciated such well thought out literature/art as yours.
Thanks!
Can I change it just a little?
There once was a woman named Daisy,
Who was curious about the Forums Times Daily,
But after reading one thread,
She just shook her head,
And realized we're all a little crazy!
There once was a woman named Daisy,
Who was curious about the Forums Times Daily,
But after reading one thread,
She just shook her head,
And realized we're all a little crazy!
Ha! Love it, shaxtper.
There once was a Southern woman named Joy
She spent her formative years in Illinois
So she speaks mighty fast
With a twang unsurpassed
And hopes that her words don't annoy
There once was a Southern woman named Joy
She spent her formative years in Illinois
So she speaks mighty fast
With a twang unsurpassed
And hopes that her words don't annoy
Ok try this:
There once was a woman named Vicky
Who loved all things funny and tricky
But not a thing carved in stone
Nor made out of wood
Unless it was a big old . . . deckie.
There once was a woman named Vicky
Who loved all things funny and tricky
But not a thing carved in stone
Nor made out of wood
Unless it was a big old . . . deckie.
Oh no, I'm addicted...someone stop me - love these things. 
One day Alice made an impromptu visit
And surprise she did the Alabama Senate
As she pulled out a pen
And said with a grin
"This piece I'll title 'Interview With Idiots'."
One day Alice made an impromptu visit
And surprise she did the Alabama Senate
As she pulled out a pen
And said with a grin
"This piece I'll title 'Interview With Idiots'."