i will do my part by creating as many creampies as possible....ha!
quote:Originally posted by big red afro:
i will do my part by creating as many creampies as possible....ha!
Big Red,I hope you are planning to use cream pie as part of a pieceful effort against pie violence.
Sally,
You're just asking for MAF... Mutually Assured Facepies.
DF
You're just asking for MAF... Mutually Assured Facepies.
DF
quote:Originally posted by southernsally:
I would like to nominate Geddon to head up a new organization calling for an end to pie violence.World Pie Piece {peace} would advocate using pie in the way it was intended rather than as a weapon.We could schedule peaceful protest in areas that have high rates of pie violence.We could hold a candlelight vigil for victims of pie violence.The possibilities are endless.We could have a bake sale as a fundraiser with a variety of pies for sale.Think it over and let's all work together to make the world pie safe.
So, I was nodding along in complete agreement until I got to those last two words. What you got in that pie safe, chickie?
pie piece,of course.
I just received a message from Geddon. He thanks Sally for her courage to step up and put forth ideas that encourage the end of pie violence in a positive and pieceful manner. He wanted to add that if anyone would like to surrender their pie stash they will be allowed to rejoin our pieceful society without fear of restribution. This is a limited time offer.
Run, sally, to my house...bring the pie safe. muhahahaha
Just kidding. (in depressed deadpan voice) Long live the pie. God save the pie.
I'z jes gonner hev a little fun & mebbe git a bite ter eat. I seed the airs of my ways now though.
Just kidding. (in depressed deadpan voice) Long live the pie. God save the pie.
I'z jes gonner hev a little fun & mebbe git a bite ter eat. I seed the airs of my ways now though.
quote:Originally posted by hoss gal:
i know several folks with clown phobias, crusty. deepy is afraid of them, too!
It's not a phobia if they are really evil. And they are.
LOL George!!
What's wrong with pie violence? It's good clean fun! The Three Stooges are classics! What about at the end of "Grease" where the geek threw the pie in the coach's face and he tried to sign him up for baseball? Be honest, aren't there some people you would just LOVE to see have a pie smashed into their faces?
Pie Violence RULES!!!! bwahahahhaahaha!!!!!
What's wrong with pie violence? It's good clean fun! The Three Stooges are classics! What about at the end of "Grease" where the geek threw the pie in the coach's face and he tried to sign him up for baseball? Be honest, aren't there some people you would just LOVE to see have a pie smashed into their faces?
Pie Violence RULES!!!! bwahahahhaahaha!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by autumn1964:
LOL George!!
What's wrong with pie violence? It's good clean fun! The Three Stooges are classics! What about at the end of "Grease" where the geek threw the pie in the coach's face and he tried to sign him up for baseball? Be honest, aren't there some people you would just LOVE to see have a pie smashed into their faces?
Pie Violence RULES!!!! bwahahahhaahaha!!!!!
There are reported incidents where mascara has been smudged,make up ruined and don't get me started on what happens to a perfectly good hair do when a pie attack is launched against an individual.Pie stains are impossible to remove from clothing.This is a serious problem and not one to be made light of.
Ah, but it's FUN! LOL My mascara runs (any brand, any day, any time)so big deal. As for the clothes, well, sounds like a great excuse to go shopping to me! 
I dare you to read "It" by Stephen King and look at clowns the same way.
I'm not scared of them, just kinda creeped out.
DF
We float down here.
I'm not scared of them, just kinda creeped out.
DF
We float down here.
Did y'all see the CSI episode where the team does their stuff on a pillow case found at the crime scene & they find a clown face? Yeah, so that was another creepy clown moment. I say 'another' after seeing that picture, George. 
Now, the new 120 mm pie mortar. That is a menace! Launches 12 pies per second.
Pies are a menace to marriage between a man and a woman. Earthpoppa spends way too much time throwing pies at deer during season and at clay pigeons all year 'round. He even has a pie refilling machine in his workshop! And that pie throwing equipment can get real expensive!
Geddon's not going to like this (or he might ) but better pies than cats:
) but better pies than cats:
I can toss a pie!
My husband has asked me on several occasions...
"Why can't you make a chocolate pie like your mama can?"
Those words haunt me to this day!
And you know, that is the only time I've ever been in competition with my mother.
Those Dam Pies! **bawling**need tissue's**
"Why can't you make a chocolate pie like your mama can?"
Those words haunt me to this day!
And you know, that is the only time I've ever been in competition with my mother.
Those Dam Pies! **bawling**need tissue's**
i will toss someones salad!quote:Originally posted by George Sand:
I can toss a pie!
ha ha ha i got to drop a post on tossing salads and making creampies on one thread in a day ha ha ha ha ha
quote:Originally posted by big red afro:
ha ha ha i got to drop a post on tossing salads and making creampies on one thread in a day ha ha ha ha ha
tossing salads? lol
George,
My reaction to reading that question just startled my nine-year old. LOL
My reaction to reading that question just startled my nine-year old. LOL
Let's not forget the crimes of a sexual nature perpetrated against pies. Pies are victims, too!!! The American Pie movies brought this serious, shameful subject into public light. I can still see the horrible image of the apple pie, disheveled and stripped of all innocence.
BTW, Big Red, I think we've learned a little too much about you today!
BTW, Big Red, I think we've learned a little too much about you today!
quote:Originally posted by Dill Pickle:
Let's not forget the crimes of a sexual nature perpetrated against pies. Pies are victims, too!!! The American Pie movies brought this serious, shameful subject into public light. I can still see the horrible image of the apple pie, disheveled and stripped of all innocence.
BTW, Big Red, I think we've learned a little too much about you today!
LOL Dill
quote:Originally posted by Dill Pickle:
Let's not forget the crimes of a sexual nature perpetrated against pies. Pies are victims, too!!! The American Pie movies brought this serious, shameful subject into public light. I can still see the horrible image of the apple pie, disheveled and stripped of all innocence.
BTW, Big Red, I think we've learned a little too much about you today!
No, let's not forget the piedophiles!!
oh my!
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