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I want to discuss something that I am very concerned about.I have noticed that a certain practice has plagued our society for decades yet our politicians,police,military,and yes even you out there have done nothing to stop it.In fact many of you probably think that it is a victimless crime and that no on is getting hurt.Well I`m here to tell you that this barbaric practice needs to stop!What is this scourge that is turning our American dream upside down?.......PIE VIOLENCE! That`s right pie violence has been readily accepted by the populace for almost a century!Some of you watched the Stooges and thought it was hilarious!But what did it teach our children!And then it progressed through the years and became more prevalent.As in this scene from Blazing Saddles. And now is has spread to other cultures. The Japanese. It has spread to day time T.V.The panic has even spread to the streets San Francisco.My fellow Americans we cannot let this horrible menace go on for one more day.Where would this world be if good men and women did not stand up against such abhorrent evil?What if Churchill had not stood up against the Nazis?If America had not stood up against the evil Soviet empire?People the time is here and the time is now!So join me and the PAPV(People Against Pie Violence)and lets stamp out pieing forever!And if you don`t do it for me then do it for the children Frowner
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Once again the right-wing thought police are after another freedom. So what if someone wants to get a little pie on the side? How is that harming you, or your family? Thank God for the judiciary, and the progressives in this nation who can protect personal liberties and good pie.

Has anyone ever had a caramel custard pie? My grandmother used to make them and NO one has the recipe. I would kiss George W. Bush for one more little taste of a caramel custard pie.

Live free or pie!
I would like to nominate Geddon to head up a new organization calling for an end to pie violence.World Pie Piece {peace} would advocate using pie in the way it was intended rather than as a weapon.We could schedule peaceful protest in areas that have high rates of pie violence.We could hold a candlelight vigil for vicims of pie violence.The possibilities are endless.We could have a bake sale as a fundraiser with a variety of pies for sale.Think it over and let's all work together to make the worl pie safe.

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