Movie Quotes

"See the ball... be the ball" -Chevy Chase in Caddyshack

"It was something your wife said while we were in bed together," - Chevy Chase in Fletch

"I was born a poor black child" - Steve Martin in The Jerk

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Cool Hand Luke. Paul Newman sang it.

I'm not sure it wasnt in "Nashville" too. I've been trying forever to get the music. Do we have a website where I can play it? I Tunes, maybe? Who did it?

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Wasn't Mae West just great? And, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe she wrote all those lines herself

probably lived them as much as wrote them.

"My body temperature runs two degrees above normal" (said while running an ice cube over her cleavage) Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat".

"You're not too smart are you? I like that in my men." Same movie, same actress.

"Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real bad..."

-from Raising Arizona

"I even hate the way you BREATHE" Kathleen Turner in War of the Roses

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Originally posted by vick13:

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Cool Hand Luke. Paul Newman sang it.

I'm not sure it wasnt in "Nashville" too. I've been trying forever to get the music. Do we have a website where I can play it? I Tunes, maybe? Who did it?

I've not see Nashville. Tell you what though, PJ was on a TD forum a while back. If you can search it on me {I brought up the song}, I think you will run into several sources of the song. I remember several folks giving them.

This is a tough one! One of my favorites is:

"I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. So we had to go!"

---David Koechner, Out Cold

hahaha Still makes me laugh!

Alright I finally got one...

"You'll like her, she's a nice girl.
And she's got HUUUUUUUUGE, tracts of land." --Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Doc Holliday: Say when...

Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.

Doc Holliday: Very cosmopolitan.

Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.

Doc Holliday: There is no normal life, there's just life, ya live it.


Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...

If you can't tell, Tombstone is my all time favorite movie. Doc is such a bad boy! *drool*

Yippie ki yea ...... ...... Bruce Willis, Diehard

We need a favorite movie SCENE thread.

Two automatically come to mind:

"Son, you got a pantie on your head" from the movie Raising Arizona

"Well, I'm happier than a tornader in a trailer park" from the movie Cars

Not a funny one, but a favorite as well:

“There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West. Some courage and some wisdom, blended in measure. If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” from J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit

Okay, one more and I'll stop. Missing Bama, you reminded me of another one. I looked it up so I could include the lines around it because it was just too funny. From "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail":


Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!

Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur: SHUT UP!

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Arthur: SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP! [Grabs Dennis]

Dennis: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Arthur: SHUT UP!

Dennis: Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.

From "300"

1. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]


2. Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Both from "The Princess Bride"

"I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it just!" ~Kathryn Hepburn in A Lion In Winter

Some days your mother and me loved each other.

Other days we had to work at it.

You never see the hard days in a photo album... but those are the ones that get you from one happy snapshot to the next.


From the 2003 movie “Just Married”

tonight I watched Sweet Home Alabama for the 4th or 5th time...
Favorite quote is when he told her he wanted to be successful before he tried to win her affection again....
She says... "You about done yet?"

Love that moment...It's so romantic! (Okay I'm feeling too sappy even for me, ha ha)