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Madame Pelosi


She really doesn't work 52 weeks per year - more like 26 weeks per year - so
the fuel and landing bill is only $3,000,000.00 per year
PELOSI

Madame Pelosi wasn't happy with the small private jet that comes with the
Speaker's job, no, Madame Pelosi was aggravated that this little jet had
to stop to refuel, so she ordered a Big Fat 200 seat jet that could get her
back to California without stopping!

Many, many legislators walked by and grinned with glee as Joe informed
everyone that's Nancy's Big Fat Jet costs us, the hard working American
tax payers, thousands of gallons of fuel every week.

Since she only works 3 days a week, this gas guzzling jet gets fueled and
she flies home to California, cost to the taxpayers of about $60,000, one
way!

As Joe put it, 'Unfortunately we have to pay to bring her back on Monday
night.' Cost to us another $60,000.

Folks, that is $480,000 per month and that is an annual cost to the
taxpayers of $5,760,000. No wonder she complains about the cost of this
war, it might cramp her style and she is styling, on my back and yours.

I think of the military families in this country doing without and this
woman, who heads up the most do-nothing Congress in the history of this
country, keeps fueling that jet while doing nothing

Madame Pelosi wants you and I to conserve our carbon footprint. She wants
us to buy smaller cars and Obama wants us to get a bicycle pump and air up
our tires. And she now wants to give taxpayer money to the CEO's of Ford,
GM and Chrysler who are too important to fly commercial

These people are nuts. No I take that back----the people who voted them
into office are nuts
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I have always said that the perks that members of Congress get would make the middle class mad. They have top of the line health care for a few weeks of year work. Pelosi is only continuing to fleece America just like those before her have done. She will continue to fleece this country and those that come after her will continue to fleece this country until we finally put political parties aside as say stop the madness. But as long and those in power can keep us separated by party lines, they will continue to fleece this country for everything they can, because we refuse to our party accountable for anything.
Oh, hey!

I wuz wonner'in'... for the person whose forum name "pineywoodscat."

Is is Piney Woods Cat, or Piney Wood Scat?

See, hopefully, you know that "scat" is the term used to describe not what you say to them critters that go "meow," but it is a nice word used to describe that warm stuff what comes out the other end. You know... doo-doo.

Now what's really weird, is that is actually a science!

I mean, can't you imagine c.ocktail party conversation?

"Say John, what exactly is it that you do for Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?"

"I'm a Scatologist?"

"A sca-what-ogist?"

"Scatology, Frank. It's the study of excrement and fece."

"Did you say the study of fees, see? I mean, did I understand you to say you're some kind of analyst?"

"No, feces, as in doo-doo."

"Sorry about that John. Oh... I think I hear my wife calling me. Gotta' go!"

*LOLRITF*
Personally, I like PBJs!

But please, not on PWB... plain white bread. Whole wheat, pumpernickel or something similar is quite suitable, thank you.

Regarding the humor... it just kinda' struck me as I looked at it, the moniker, that is.

No harm intended.

But you gotta' admit, the dialogue would be good fodder for SNL or MadTV, don't you agree?

I'm generally good natured all the time!

As far as I'm concerned, everyone here is my onlien... er, online friend.
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Originally posted by lmabry:
Folks, I got this same information today and looked it up on Snopes and it is listed there as not true. While my feeling borderline on hatred for Madam Pelosi, I don't want to put any more fodder about her that isn't true. You may look it up on Link
Texas Lady

She may have "spurned" the offer but she sure did not turn down the "ride". Same ole same ole, just like Robert Bryd, ride the good horse to death.

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