It looks like, sooner on later, we will have to try new methods in our war with the Taliban. Maybe it has to be, I don't know. But here's an idea for some dirty tactics that might be deployed. Since a devout Muslim is not supposed to look upon the naked body of a woman that is not his wife (although some greedy s.o.b.s can have four of them at a time!), we can print up hundreds of thousands of postage stamps that feature the navels of prominent ladies, and use them to send mail in Afghanistan.
I propose some examples of denominations and what would be pictured:
42 cents -- Paris
84 cents -- Britney
$1.26 -- Heidi
$20.00 -- Madonna
Others as well. As a matter of fact, there should be a liberal distribution of innies and outies. Spare no expense!
Since they are bound by the Postal Union agreement, they have to deliver the mail, irrespective of what is affixed on the envelope.
Being bombarded by this mass of navels will totally demoralize the Taliban, and they will surrender and grovel against this superior impact of navel warfare. And, of course, we could hold back the nuclear option: Rosie O'Donnell's navel!
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