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Original Post
Who gave the pencils back to the Special Ed class? More incessant ramblings from someone with Mad Cow Disease. This caused from living on the plains and inhaling too much BS. Talk big now, War Chicken. What goes around comes around. Oh by the way, when did Liar Liar Tuberville become such a prize? You know you have one for the thumb, well here is Five from the middle finger.
(sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song)

Come & listen to a story ‘bout an Auburn fan
A poor war eagle, but he worked for Uncle Sam
Than one day he was drinking up some brew
Didn’t kill his brain cells, but it turned them orange & blue.

Blue I say, Orange & Blue

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Bren’s a writin’ fool.
Bama fans said, Bren, where’d you go to school?!
Said Tuscaloosa is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up his tractor and a Bammer fan he'll be.

Bama, that is.
National Championships, Bowl Appearances

The Alabama Crimson Tide!


tee, hee...It that don't curl your eagle feathers, nothing will. Meant in jest of course! Smiler
quote:
Originally posted by _Joy_:
(sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song)

Come & listen to a story ‘bout an Auburn fan
A poor war eagle, but he worked for Uncle Sam
Than one day he was drinking up some brew
Didn’t kill his brain cells, but it turned them orange & blue.

Blue I say, Orange & Blue

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Bren’s a writin’ fool.
Bama fans said, Bren, where’d you go to school?!
Said Tuscaloosa is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up his tractor and a Bammer fan he'll be.

Bama, that is.
National Championships, Bowl Appearances

The Alabama Crimson Tide!


tee, hee...It that don't curl your eagle feathers, nothing will. Meant in jest of course! Smiler


Sorry, Joy....I got my degree from Auburn back in 1994, and my Master's last year. Done with skrool.

And I will NEVER, EVER be a bammer. Never.

Thing is, bammer is still upset...and coachless. 5-0 is sooooo nice to be over your rival.....WDE!!
quote:
Originally posted by Brentenman:
quote:
Originally posted by _Joy_:
(sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song)

Come & listen to a story ‘bout an Auburn fan
A poor war eagle, but he worked for Uncle Sam
Than one day he was drinking up some brew
Didn’t kill his brain cells, but it turned them orange & blue.

Blue I say, Orange & Blue

Well, the first thing you know, ol’ Bren’s a writin’ fool.
Bama fans said, Bren, where’d you go to school?!
Said Tuscaloosa is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up his tractor and a Bammer fan he'll be.

Bama, that is.
National Championships, Bowl Appearances

The Alabama Crimson Tide!


tee, hee...It that don't curl your eagle feathers, nothing will. Meant in jest of course! Smiler


Sorry, Joy....I got my degree from Auburn back in 1994, and my Master's last year. Done with skrool.

And I will NEVER, EVER be a bammer. Never.

Thing is, bammer is still upset...and coachless. 5-0 is sooooo nice to be over your rival.....WDE!!



Its okay Brentonman... I just sent a letter to Auburn telling them how to spell SCHOOL... so go back down there for your PHD and maybe you can learn SCHOOL... hehehe

Razzer Big Grin Cool Eeker
quote:
Originally posted by Kindred_Spirit:


Its okay Brentonman... I just sent a letter to Auburn telling them how to spell SCHOOL... so go back down there for your PHD and maybe you can learn SCHOOL... hehehe

Razzer Big Grin Cool Eeker


Listen to Rush Limbaugh, and you will hear him call school S-K-R-O-O-L. It is a term I use sometimes....so, I DO know how to spell, etc.

Joy, why didn't you finish?????
quote:
Originally posted by mlholt:
What's really rediculous about this is probably not one of those who took exception to this post is an Alabama alumni.


Yep, and those people are what we call bammers. One of the more recent infamous bammers would be the late Logan Young, who got bammer in trouble in the first place, selling players like a slave to the highest bidder. Logan Young DIDN'T even attend bammer (he attened and graduated from, ahem, Vandy...). Yet, because he was friends with the Bahr, he had cart-blanche. Rest is history.
quote:
Originally posted by Brentenman:
Joy, why didn't you finish?????


An extremely cute little red-headed baby girl came along and stole my heart. Smiler

I keep saying I'm going to finish and there's no time like the present. My youngest child is soon to be driving age. If we are able to get him something to drive, I do believe I'll do just that.
Brentonman, I was just kidding ya.

I am not a Bammer alumni... and I am not particularlly football oriented. I like to see ANY southern team make it all the way though. So toward the end of the season, I can be found rooting for the winning SEC teams... May not be right nor what anyone else does, but I don't care, just the way I am.
quote:
Originally posted by Brentenman:

Listen to Rush Limbaugh, and you will hear him call school S-K-R-O-O-L. It is a term I use sometimes....so, I DO know how to spell, etc.


Why does Rush use that pronunciation of school? I've never heard him explain it. I have a couple guesses, but does anyone know?
This is why I hate Auburn fans..they are poor losers and even worse when they win a few games, Brent get some class man, nobody wants to here your crap! Could yall imagine how bad it would be if they could actually win a SEC championship much less a National Championship!
Man you Bummer fans are touch-eeeeee. Where in Brent's original post did he claim he authored that little ditty? Instead of hijacking his post by starting personal attacks why don't you just accept it was the spoofing it is and post a rhetorical comeback.

Btw, my favorite is:
How is a Bam-Bummer fan and a maggot alike?


Both can live off a dead bear for fifty years.

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