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New Job Vacancy at Answers in Genesis UK.

Got a good laugh out of this one! ;^)

"This UK subsidiary of a leading American producer of thermally enhanced combined atmospheric gases is located on a prestigious trading estate in the East Midlands. The position involves reporting directly to the main terrestrial subsidiary and its agent on earth, President Ken Ham. Answers in Genesis operates in the highly competitive global market of making money.

You will be responsible for a substantial team of up to nearly two non-practising world-class scientists as well as its charitable arm for relieving the public of the considerable burden of having excessive amounts of cash.

As Answers in Genesis is at the forefront of cutting-edge science, we are seeking candidates with an outstanding and exemplary track record in the natural sciences, outstanding communications skills and strong conservative convictions.

You should be familiar with and extensively well-read in all aspects of science, notably and exclusively the Bible, except the bit about the ninth commandment. (Catholics need not apply.)

Knowledge of herpetology, particularly serpentes, and biochemistry would be exceedingly useful. Candidates must demonstrate a proven track record in research, testing, application and sales of oil and oil-based compounds derived from serpentes. Experience of use of venom in an advanced primate environment would also be valuable, especially where it could be applied to Creation Ministries International.

We are particularly keen to interview candidates with experience of producing science in challenging areas of controversy. You will be required to produced a substantial list of precisely no published peer reviewed scientific papers whatsoever, demonstrate a successful career to date of being totally ignored by the entire scientific community and being ridiculed repeatedly by the Guardian newspaper."
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Nothing like The Guardian when it comes to good news and a wicked wit combined!

We read it every day, along with the Indy: why bother with such cutting edge headlines as the today's NYT stunner: "Slavery in Danger in South with Election of Mr. Lincoln." I hear they are about to review Florenz Ziegfeld's latest show next, where girls are reported to show pantaloons while dancing!

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