Originally Posted by MonkeysUncleByMarriage:
Originally Posted by Winston Niles Rumfoord:
Originally Posted by Winston Niles Rumfoord:
I wish your intelligence had advanced beyond high school.
Makes a ton of sense. You can't attack anything factual that I stated, so you make some random insult that holds no real place in the conversation. Just how small is your genitalia?
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Believe it or not, Winston actually has a sophisticated method for coming up with his responses.
First of all, he looks at the calendar to see what date it is, and turns to that page number is his "Right Wing Ready Made Reply Phrasebook."
Then, he rolls his Magic 8 Ball across the floor. When it stops rolling, he notes which number floats to the top, looks on the page in the Phrasebook to the phrase corresponding to the number on his Magic 8 Ball.
Finally, with a flourish and a smirk of satisfaction, he posts that reply as his own as if it actually had something with the subject matter being discussed.