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Is Obama's middle name Nicholae Carpathia? The crackpot set wants us to believe that he was plotting to become president while still in the womb. According to this line of so-called "thought," Obama's mother (a poor college student) conspired with his father (a poor goat-herder's son) to travel in the last month of her pregnancy and give birth in Kenya. The hospital staff, the local newspaper, and Hawaii public officials all conspired to create a false paper trail of his birth in the united States.

How did they pay for this travel? The answer, of course, is that they participated in a vast conspiracy to create a foreign-born president, backed by sinister agencies of world domination. You know who they are... wink, wink.

How did they KNOW he would one day be president? Well, he's the antichrist, silly! His true father is obviously Satan, who's always been a long-term planner.

This imaginary plot smacks of fantasy at every level, putting it on par with internet-fueled rumors about 9/11, subterranean reptilian aliens manipulating human history, and the Bavarian Illuminati controlling the global economy.

Just one question for the crackpots who buy this nonsense:

WHY DID THEY CREATE A BLACK ANTICHRIST?

Seeing as how the Civil Rights movement was only at its beginning in 1961, would it not have been simpler to birth a white baby in, say, Germany? To pump him with steroids, put him in action movies, and get him elected Governor of California? Just asking.
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One of my republican friends told me the same thing. He also thinks Obama is the anti-christ.

When I asked him why he thinks that he said( and I'm not joking) " because if you shave Obama's head you will see that he has a birthmark in the shape of the number 666 on the back of his head."


He also said "if you read the Bible that you will see that God said that the anti-christ will have middle eastern roots and have dark skin." (this guy has never stepped foot inside a church in his life nor does he own a Bible).

Of course none of this is true, but like most republicans they will believe anything that they are told.

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