I wuz drivin down the road thinkin bout
throwin the beer can out the winder and
remembered it was against the law to hurt
a political sign. So I stopped and whizzed
on the thing instead....
Hey its just all crap as usual....same o
mess I've seen for years...Hell, I put my
dog Buster out on my front porch to keep
the nuts from leaving signs on it. Can't whizz there I can go to the back porch...
I'm gonna go inside and watch a rerun of
Bama kickin Texas butt and drink more beer.
As far as you rednecks worriing about the next
District Judge I think I'll pour another and
worry bout my excuses I'll tell the rascal
when I get my next DUI...
My couzin Joe Bob recently wuz put in jail for
whooping his wife by a distric judge over in
Marion county...i don't have that problem
I run my wife's butt off a long time ago...
well don't worry boys, when the colbert mafia
tells us who to vote for i just drink more beer.
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