Ladies and Gentlemen:
There is an illness of mind in this country. It has caused otherwise rational people to exhibit bazaar behaviour in public such as wearing tin foil hats, Ben Franklin costumes and having tea bags hanging from horn rimmed glasses.
Individuals who would otherwise be if not intelligent; at least aware of their situation in life, have abandoned all interest in their own self improvement and preservation and instead succumbed to ideas that destroy their wealth, health and overall happiness.
This is a hideous affliction brought on by unrelenting mind control through a television network which espouses to have all those who watch it regularly relinquish any sort of independent thinking and instead rely on what they are TOLD to think, even if it destroys their ability to think rationally and logically.
This illness is called FOXOPHELIA and it has reached epidemic proportion, especially in the south.
PLEASE help these poor creatures of propoganda and misinformation who are desperately in need.
Find it in your heart to help just one FOXOPHILE!

For a simple one time gift of only $25.00, you can become a silver member.
At this level you will receive a certificate suitable for framing which declares you to be a sane person and NOT a member of the "No Spin" Zone.

At the recurring level and a gift of only $10.00 a month, you can become a Gold member.
At this level you receive a gagged Glenn Beck miniture statue with gag securely over Glenn's mouth so that he will NEVER tell anymore lies.
This would make a handsome edition to any mantlepiece or curio cabinet.

And for a recurring monthly gift of $100.00, you will become a Save The FOXOPHILE sponser. Get updates on the recovery effort of your adopted Foxophile. Share in the joy when for the first time the Foxophile is able to objectively look at the economy of the United States and see the real inequities.
You can even receive an audio recording of YOUR Foxophile saying they DO believe President Barrack Obama was actually born in the United States. This will be a break through moment you will not want to miss.

SO, find it in your heart to help just one poor FOXOPHILE find recovery from this mind crippling, debilitating disorder.

Send your checks today to:
THE FOXOPHILE RECOVERY RELIEF FUND c/o
"Rocky"
TD Political Forum
Florence, Alabama

Remember: Rupert Murdoch made them and only YOU can prevent FOXOPHILES

Thank You.
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quote:
Originally posted by rocky:
Ladies and Gentlemen:
There is an illness of mind in this country. It has caused otherwise rational people to exhibit bazaar behaviour in public such as wearing tin foil hats, Ben Franklin costumes and having tea bags hanging from horn rim glasses.
Individuals who would otherwise be if not intelligent at least aware of their situation in life have abandoned all interest in their own self betterment and preservation and instead succumbed to ideas that destroy their wealth, health and overall happiness.
This is a hideous affliction brought on by unrelenting mind control through a television network which espouses to have all those who watch it regularly relinquish any sort of independent thinking and instead rely on what they are TOLD to think, even if it destroys their ability to think rationally and logically.
This illness is called FOXOPHELIA and it has reached epidemic proportion, especially in the south.
PLEASE help these poor creatures of propoganda and misinformation who are desperately in need.
Find it in your heart to help just one FOXOPHILE!

For a simple one time gift of only $25.00, you can become a silver member.
At this level you will receive a certificate suitable for framing which declares you to be a sane person and NOT a member of the "No Spin" Zone.

At the recurring level and a gift of only $10.00 a month, you can become a Gold member.
At this level you receive a gagged Glenn Beck miniture statue with gag securely over Glenn's mouth so that he may NEVER say anymore lies.
This would make a handsome edition to any mantlepiece or curio cabinet.

And for a recurring monthly gift of $100.00, you will become a Save The FOXOPHILE sponser. Get updates on the recovery effort of your adopted Foxophile. Share in the joy when for the first time the Foxophile is able to objectively look at the economy of the United States and see the real inequities.
You can even receive an audio recording of YOUR Foxophile saying they DO believe President Barrack Obama was actually born in the United States. This will be a break through moment you will not want to miss.

SO, find it in your heart to help just one poor FOXOPHILE find recovery from this mind crippling, debilitating disorder.

Send your checks today to:
THE FOXOPHILE RECOVERY RELIEF FUND c/o
"Rocky"
TD Political Forum
Florence, Alabama

Remember: Rupert Murdoch made them and only YOU can prevent FOXOPHILES

Thank You.


Better a Foxophile, than a Marxist. And, I don't mean Groucho.
Mr Elinterventor:
I realize in your case there has been SOME infection of FOXOPHELIA but due to your superior intellect most of the more glaring affects such as making a fool of yourself in public (or on public forums, well not entirely) has not manifested.
I also suspect because of past statements you have made on this forum that you are perhaps an older gentleman who may have obtained wealth and status.
Could you please find it in your heart to sponsor perhaps 20 recovering FOXOPHILES?
As of yet, this noble organization does not have tax exempt status and we realize you would never do ANYTHING charitable unless there was some sort of tax write off so this plea may be in vain.
Nonetheless, please remember the poor suffering FOXOPHILES in your prayers if you are religious.

Thank you,
"Rocky"
Director of FOXOPHILE RECOVERY RELIEF FUND
Rocky, I suspect that, among your other numerous mental shortcomings, you are also President of FOXOPHOBES unmedicated.

Hint: Fox news does not enter into every thought and opinion of everyone in the world. You even think I am a foxophile and I have NEVER watched fox news. I barely know who Glenn Beck is, and most of my news is cbs cnn, or internet.

This unhealthy obsession with rethuglicons and foxophiles and conspiracy theories are gonna lead to more medications, more therapy, more heartbreak for your parents. Do yourself a favor, you seem like a good guy deep down in there somewhere. Get out of the basement, go outside and get some sunshine. Go get drunk. Hell, go get laid. It will do you good. Get out there and live man. Call up your buddy Tool and take him with you. Y'all can lean on each other for support.
quote:
Originally posted by rocky:
Ladies and Gentlemen:
There is an illness of mind in this country. It has caused otherwise rational people to exhibit bazaar behaviour in public such as wearing tin foil hats, Ben Franklin costumes and having tea bags hanging from horn rimmed glasses.
Individuals who would otherwise be if not intelligent; at least aware of their situation in life, have abandoned all interest in their own self improvement and preservation and instead succumbed to ideas that destroy their wealth, health and overall happiness.
This is a hideous affliction brought on by unrelenting mind control through a television network which espouses to have all those who watch it regularly relinquish any sort of independent thinking and instead rely on what they are TOLD to think, even if it destroys their ability to think rationally and logically.
This illness is called FOXOPHELIA and it has reached epidemic proportion, especially in the south.
PLEASE help these poor creatures of propoganda and misinformation who are desperately in need.
Find it in your heart to help just one FOXOPHILE!

For a simple one time gift of only $25.00, you can become a silver member.
At this level you will receive a certificate suitable for framing which declares you to be a sane person and NOT a member of the "No Spin" Zone.

At the recurring level and a gift of only $10.00 a month, you can become a Gold member.
At this level you receive a gagged Glenn Beck miniture statue with gag securely over Glenn's mouth so that he will NEVER tell anymore lies.
This would make a handsome edition to any mantlepiece or curio cabinet.

And for a recurring monthly gift of $100.00, you will become a Save The FOXOPHILE sponser. Get updates on the recovery effort of your adopted Foxophile. Share in the joy when for the first time the Foxophile is able to objectively look at the economy of the United States and see the real inequities.
You can even receive an audio recording of YOUR Foxophile saying they DO believe President Barrack Obama was actually born in the United States. This will be a break through moment you will not want to miss.

SO, find it in your heart to help just one poor FOXOPHILE find recovery from this mind crippling, debilitating disorder.

Send your checks today to:
THE FOXOPHILE RECOVERY RELIEF FUND c/o
"Rocky"
TD Political Forum
Florence, Alabama

Remember: Rupert Murdoch made them and only YOU can prevent FOXOPHILES

Thank You.




Yet another slow night at the Waffle House huh or did Opie help you write this crap?
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Originally posted by BO:
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Originally posted by Opie Cunningham:
If I wrote it, it would have been funny.




Lmao, good point.


@#%! CRITICS! Didn't you think it was a little funny Opie? Eeker
As for the infected FOXOPHILES who we are trying to treat that have criticized: They have not "admitted they are powerless over the propoganda from Fox News, that their ignorance has become unmanageable." Admitting they have a problem is the first step to recovery!
I have tried to warn you poor FOXOPHILES of the dangers of SNORK...SNORK... but you don't seem to ashtrays. WHOOO HOOO WHOO HOOO. Retugliconsider the propogandization of the coocoo for coco puffs waffle waffle. Can you really not see it?????????? Wink Roll Eyes Big Grin Frowner Mad Red Face. Sandblast. Cage/jobe/bill grey/wicked witch of waterloo/Obama/wart/rapscallion/ Cool/ferrellj/vic/jennifer HUH ? Well, who you gonna be?? I don't know who I AM. Do you? Fox news, Fox news. Was it good for you? Blueberries.
I'll be there in a minute mama. Teacakes. Redemocontractual. Washboard!!! what? WHAT? There, Mad capish? Don't hit a woman. FUFUFUFUFOX. Makes perfect Cool sense to me. Everyone knows you are everyone else on this forum, so what are you Eeker trying to portreyify. Ink blots. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!! Hokum Confused Yes mother. Ok bye now: Razzer
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Originally posted by bluetick:
I have tried to warn you poor FOXOPHILES of the dangers of SNORK...SNORK... but you don't seem to ashtrays. WHOOO HOOO WHOO HOOO. Retugliconsider the propogandization of the coocoo for coco puffs waffle waffle. Can you really not see it?????????? Wink Roll Eyes Big Grin Frowner Mad Red Face. Sandblast. Cage/jobe/bill grey/wicked witch of waterloo/Obama/wart/rapscallion/ Cool/ferrellj/vic/jennifer HUH ? Well, who you gonna be?? I don't know who I AM. Do you? Fox news, Fox news. Was it good for you? Blueberries.
I'll be there in a minute mama. Teacakes. Redemocontractual. Washboard!!! what? WHAT? There, Mad capish? Don't hit a woman. FUFUFUFUFOX. Makes perfect Cool sense to me. Everyone knows you are everyone else on this forum, so what are you Eeker trying to portreyify. Ink blots. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!! Hokum Confused Yes mother. Ok bye now: Razzer


And this ladies and gentlemen is an example of the debilitating effects FOXOPHELIA has.
This poor individual, who although may not have had the intelligence of an Einstein to begin with, has been reduced to a blatthering idiot.
Won't you PLEASE help in this struggle to restore sanity to these poor creatures? Eeker
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quote:
Originally posted by bluetick:
I have tried to warn you poor FOXOPHILES of the dangers of SNORK...SNORK... but you don't seem to ashtrays. WHOOO HOOO WHOO HOOO. Retugliconsider the propogandization of the coocoo for coco puffs waffle waffle. Can you really not see it?????????? . Sandblast. Cage/jobe/bill grey/wicked witch of waterloo/Obama/wart/rapscallion/ /ferrellj/vic/jennifer HUH ? Well, who you gonna be?? I don't know who I AM. Do you? Fox news, Fox news. Was it good for you? Blueberries.
I'll be there in a minute mama. Teacakes. Redemocontractual. Washboard!!! what? WHAT? There, capish? Don't hit a woman. FUFUFUFUFOX. Makes perfect sense to me. Everyone knows you are everyone else on this forum, so what are you trying to portreyify. Ink blots. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!! Hokum Yes mother. Ok bye now:

quote:
rocky: And this ladies and gentlemen is an example of the debilitating effects FOXOPHELIA has.
This poor individual, who although may not have had the intelligence of an Einstein to begin with, has been reduced to a blatthering idiot.
Won't you PLEASE help in this struggle to restore sanity to these poor creatures?


Actually, I thought bluetick did a copy/paste of one of your posts...
My bad! Big Grin
Of all the cable news networks, Fox consistently has the overwhelming lead. Perhaps, the fault lies in those who disdain Fox, not the viewers.
To paraphrase an Arab maxim, "When one man calls you an arse, ignore him. When a hundred men call you an arse, buy a saddle."

Rocky and friends, time to buy tack.
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Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
quote:
quote:
Originally posted by bluetick:
I have tried to warn you poor FOXOPHILES of the dangers of SNORK...SNORK... but you don't seem to ashtrays. WHOOO HOOO WHOO HOOO. Retugliconsider the propogandization of the coocoo for coco puffs waffle waffle. Can you really not see it?????????? . Sandblast. Cage/jobe/bill grey/wicked witch of waterloo/Obama/wart/rapscallion/ /ferrellj/vic/jennifer HUH ? Well, who you gonna be?? I don't know who I AM. Do you? Fox news, Fox news. Was it good for you? Blueberries.
I'll be there in a minute mama. Teacakes. Redemocontractual. Washboard!!! what? WHAT? There, capish? Don't hit a woman. FUFUFUFUFOX. Makes perfect sense to me. Everyone knows you are everyone else on this forum, so what are you trying to portreyify. Ink blots. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!! Hokum Yes mother. Ok bye now:

quote:
rocky: And this ladies and gentlemen is an example of the debilitating effects FOXOPHELIA has.
This poor individual, who although may not have had the intelligence of an Einstein to begin with, has been reduced to a blatthering idiot.
Won't you PLEASE help in this struggle to restore sanity to these poor creatures?


Actually, I thought bluetick did a copy/paste of one of your posts...
My bad! Big Grin


Cage, come on. I KNOW you can do better than this! How about some real vitriolic comic relief???????????? Confused
quote:
Originally posted by rocky:
Ladies and Gentlemen:
There is an illness of mind in this country. It has caused otherwise rational people to exhibit bazaar behaviour in public such as wearing tin foil hats, Ben Franklin costumes and having tea bags hanging from horn rimmed glasses.
Individuals who would otherwise be if not intelligent; at least aware of their situation in life, have abandoned all interest in their own self improvement and preservation and instead succumbed to ideas that destroy their wealth, health and overall happiness.
This is a hideous affliction brought on by unrelenting mind control through a television network which espouses to have all those who watch it regularly relinquish any sort of independent thinking and instead rely on what they are TOLD to think, even if it destroys their ability to think rationally and logically.
This illness is called FOXOPHELIA and it has reached epidemic proportion, especially in the south.
PLEASE help these poor creatures of propoganda and misinformation who are desperately in need.
Find it in your heart to help just one FOXOPHILE!

For a simple one time gift of only $25.00, you can become a silver member.
At this level you will receive a certificate suitable for framing which declares you to be a sane person and NOT a member of the "No Spin" Zone.

At the recurring level and a gift of only $10.00 a month, you can become a Gold member.
At this level you receive a gagged Glenn Beck miniture statue with gag securely over Glenn's mouth so that he will NEVER tell anymore lies.
This would make a handsome edition to any mantlepiece or curio cabinet.

And for a recurring monthly gift of $100.00, you will become a Save The FOXOPHILE sponser. Get updates on the recovery effort of your adopted Foxophile. Share in the joy when for the first time the Foxophile is able to objectively look at the economy of the United States and see the real inequities.
You can even receive an audio recording of YOUR Foxophile saying they DO believe President Barrack Obama was actually born in the United States. This will be a break through moment you will not want to miss.

SO, find it in your heart to help just one poor FOXOPHILE find recovery from this mind crippling, debilitating disorder.

Send your checks today to:
THE FOXOPHILE RECOVERY RELIEF FUND c/o
"Rocky"
TD Political Forum
Florence, Alabama

Remember: Rupert Murdoch made them and only YOU can prevent FOXOPHILES

Thank You.


Take it from someone who has traveled around the world and even lived a another country that you the one who has been as far as Florida is the one who is infected with a mental disease.
quote:
Originally posted by HIFLYER2:
quote:
Originally posted by rocky:
Ladies and Gentlemen:
There is an illness of mind in this country. It has caused otherwise rational people to exhibit bazaar behaviour in public such as wearing tin foil hats, Ben Franklin costumes and having tea bags hanging from horn rimmed glasses.
Individuals who would otherwise be if not intelligent; at least aware of their situation in life, have abandoned all interest in their own self improvement and preservation and instead succumbed to ideas that destroy their wealth, health and overall happiness.
This is a hideous affliction brought on by unrelenting mind control through a television network which espouses to have all those who watch it regularly relinquish any sort of independent thinking and instead rely on what they are TOLD to think, even if it destroys their ability to think rationally and logically.
This illness is called FOXOPHELIA and it has reached epidemic proportion, especially in the south.
PLEASE help these poor creatures of propoganda and misinformation who are desperately in need.
Find it in your heart to help just one FOXOPHILE!

For a simple one time gift of only $25.00, you can become a silver member.
At this level you will receive a certificate suitable for framing which declares you to be a sane person and NOT a member of the "No Spin" Zone.

At the recurring level and a gift of only $10.00 a month, you can become a Gold member.
At this level you receive a gagged Glenn Beck miniture statue with gag securely over Glenn's mouth so that he will NEVER tell anymore lies.
This would make a handsome edition to any mantlepiece or curio cabinet.

And for a recurring monthly gift of $100.00, you will become a Save The FOXOPHILE sponser. Get updates on the recovery effort of your adopted Foxophile. Share in the joy when for the first time the Foxophile is able to objectively look at the economy of the United States and see the real inequities.
You can even receive an audio recording of YOUR Foxophile saying they DO believe President Barrack Obama was actually born in the United States. This will be a break through moment you will not want to miss.

SO, find it in your heart to help just one poor FOXOPHILE find recovery from this mind crippling, debilitating disorder.

Send your checks today to:
THE FOXOPHILE RECOVERY RELIEF FUND c/o
"Rocky"
TD Political Forum
Florence, Alabama

Remember: Rupert Murdoch made them and only YOU can prevent FOXOPHILES

Thank You.


Take it from someone who has traveled around the world and even lived a another country that you the one who has been as far as Florida is the one who is infected with a mental disease.


Wow, so impressive, you're like Madonna.
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Originally posted by b50m:
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Originally posted by bluetick:
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dingBLAM! Roll Eyes Frowner Smiler Red Face Eeker Confused Big Grin

blah blah blah, snicker, snort, lol, hardy har har.

The lemmings are running scared after they lost Olbermann.


Olbermann is now on Gore's channel -- average number of viewers about 18,000. That's less than C-Span3.

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