Ladies and Gentlemen:
There is an illness of mind in this country. It has caused otherwise rational people to exhibit bazaar behaviour in public such as wearing tin foil hats, Ben Franklin costumes and having tea bags hanging from horn rimmed glasses.
Individuals who would otherwise be if not intelligent; at least aware of their situation in life, have abandoned all interest in their own self improvement and preservation and instead succumbed to ideas that destroy their wealth, health and overall happiness.
This is a hideous affliction brought on by unrelenting mind control through a television network which espouses to have all those who watch it regularly relinquish any sort of independent thinking and instead rely on what they are TOLD to think, even if it destroys their ability to think rationally and logically.
This illness is called FOXOPHELIA and it has reached epidemic proportion, especially in the south.
PLEASE help these poor creatures of propoganda and misinformation who are desperately in need.
Find it in your heart to help just one FOXOPHILE!
For a simple one time gift of only $25.00, you can become a silver member.
At this level you will receive a certificate suitable for framing which declares you to be a sane person and NOT a member of the "No Spin" Zone.
At the recurring level and a gift of only $10.00 a month, you can become a Gold member.
At this level you receive a gagged Glenn Beck miniture statue with gag securely over Glenn's mouth so that he will NEVER tell anymore lies.
This would make a handsome edition to any mantlepiece or curio cabinet.
And for a recurring monthly gift of $100.00, you will become a Save The FOXOPHILE sponser. Get updates on the recovery effort of your adopted Foxophile. Share in the joy when for the first time the Foxophile is able to objectively look at the economy of the United States and see the real inequities.
You can even receive an audio recording of YOUR Foxophile saying they DO believe President Barrack Obama was actually born in the United States. This will be a break through moment you will not want to miss.
SO, find it in your heart to help just one poor FOXOPHILE find recovery from this mind crippling, debilitating disorder.
Send your checks today to:
THE FOXOPHILE RECOVERY RELIEF FUND c/o
TD Political Forum
Remember: Rupert Murdoch made them and only YOU can prevent FOXOPHILES