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Originally Posted by Winston Niles Rumfoord:
You finally found a subject that you can understand, or at least pretend to.
If you can't find a favorite movie line, maybe a favorite coloring book?
Originally Posted by Winston Niles Rumfoord:
If you can't find a favorite movie line, maybe a favorite coloring book?
How about a favorite redneck, racist, moron? I'll give you a hint. His initials are WNR.
Wow, I'm bowled over by you brilliant response.
Did your mother drop you on your head?
We don't rent pigs. ~ Lonesome Dove
No, Winston, Jimi came from a very wealthy family. His nurse dropped him on his head.
Jimma's just mad cause he got reincarnated and came back as a male democrat.
I laughed until I hurt the first time I saw this scene...can't just do one line though...it's the whole scene that makes it funny...
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays...]
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP! [Grabs Dennis]
Dennis: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Arthur: (muttering) Bloody peasant!
...a scene which I am sure most of you recognize from "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".
So many to choose from makes a favorite hard to come up with. Does that include lines that are unintentionally funny?
Male teacher to class (Fast Times at Ridgemont High): "Who first came up with the idea for asexual reproduction?"
Student: 'Your wife?"
From "Airplane".
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. -Rumack
A hospital? What is it? -Elaine ****inson
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. -Rumack
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. -Rumack
A hospital? What is it? -Elaine ****inson
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. -Rumack
It's a little nippley out here.
Unintentionally funny: Bo Derek as Jane
Jane is being washed and painted by the natives. She states to her father (Richard Harris), "Ohhhh, they're painting my hair! Be a good daddy and tell me a story and make them go away!"
1981 Tarzan the Ape Man.
'Round up the usual suspects!", Claude Rains, Casablanca.
I love every single line from this movie, but here's a good example:
From 'Young Frankenstein":
Dr. Frankenstein to Igor: 'Who's brain is this?"
Igor: "Abbey's"'
Dr, Frankenstein: "Abbey who?"
Igor: "Abbey Normal's".
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Nacho Libre...loved this scene...bahaha...still slays me.
From "Airplane".
[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.