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Surely you didn't think I was serious did you? Wink

This is probably the single most hypocritical and funniest things I find about being a modern day "conservative".

Apparently, being a modern day American conservative means working or not working hard, stockpiling enough cash so that their kids and their kid's kids don't have to amount to anything , deciding the morals for the rest of the world, spreading freedom, democracy, capitalism and "Christianity" to those who never asked for it at no matter the cost of lives or taxpayer's money, and making sure that they are seen in church every Sunday in the finest duds that "free market capitalism" can buy.

All in an effort so that when they die, they can go to Heaven and live in a communist dictatorship!

Now that's funny! Big Grin
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Originally posted by zippadeedoodah:
There are some liberals I would be proud to be associated with, and some conservatives I would not want cleaning my septic tank. The whole "label" thing is laughable. I'm highly conservative in some areas, highly liberal in others, and don't believe some anarchy is a truly bad thing.


Well I'll be ****ed! I humbly agree! Smiler
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Originally posted by diddle:
Surely you didn't think I was serious did you? Wink

This is probably the single most hypocritical and funniest things I find about being a modern day "conservative".

Apparently, being a modern day American conservative means working or not working hard, stockpiling enough cash so that their kids and their kid's kids don't have to amount to anything , deciding the morals for the rest of the world, spreading freedom, democracy, capitalism and "Christianity" to those who never asked for it at no matter the cost of lives or taxpayer's money, and making sure that they are seen in church every Sunday in the finest duds that "free market capitalism" can buy.

All in an effort so that when they die, they can go to Heaven and live in a communist dictatorship!

Now that's funny! Big Grin


Two choices heaven or hell? You take hell and I will take heaven and let's see whose laughing at the end!
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Originally posted by LoveShack:
Diddle sounds like ACORN to me, are you sure you do not work for ACORN or are you on welfare by chance. What's laughable is the government running anything remotely efficiently. But Dimocrats keep letting them try until we are all broke.

Two choices heaven or hell? You take hell and I will take heaven and let's see whose laughing at the end!




What the hell are you talking about now? LOL Big Grin

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