Surely you didn't think I was serious did you?
This is probably the single most hypocritical and funniest things I find about being a modern day "conservative".
Apparently, being a modern day American conservative means working or not working hard, stockpiling enough cash so that their kids and their kid's kids don't have to amount to anything , deciding the morals for the rest of the world, spreading freedom, democracy, capitalism and "Christianity" to those who never asked for it at no matter the cost of lives or taxpayer's money, and making sure that they are seen in church every Sunday in the finest duds that "free market capitalism" can buy.
All in an effort so that when they die, they can go to Heaven and live in a communist dictatorship!
Now that's funny!
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