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1 Cat

1 Can of beer (any brand)

1 tsp garlic powder

1 tsp onion powder

1 tsp salt

1 tsp ground pepper

1/2 tsp chili powder


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Mix spices and rub over cat. Drink half the can of beer and then place beer can into rear of cat and stand cat tripod-like on BBQ. Rotate in 30 minutes. Cook for a total of one hour.

Smoke flavouring helps.



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Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
[IMG]we do not suggest, encourage or condone the mistreatment of animals in any way, shape or form.


quote:
Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
Get a life...rescue a homeless...HUMAN.



Why post the message if you don't condone the mistreatment of animals? Confused

Do you rescue the homeless & bring them into your home?
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Originally posted by semiannualchick: [Why post the message if you don't condone the mistreatment of animals?

Do you rescue the homeless & bring them into your home?QUOTE]

A question that deserves an answer:
Simple. After following the "Save the Rockpile Cats" posts, and the rabid replys from many "Animal Lovers"...I needed to make sure that there were actually..."Human Lovers".
And ...No, I haven't brought a homeless "Human" into my home...I have:
Contributed money, food, clothes,services etc. to the many civic, community organizations (they're in the phonebook) in the area...to help Humans.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by truetoot(sic): Cause he's a sick troll. Bet some canibals in the Congo would think he tasted mighty good. Let's send him a ticket.


Offering up a Human for consumption? Toot?
Over an animal? Shows your REAL colors.

What's amazing is how many wanted to "Save the feral cats"...
Then: Posted about the Great Burger joints (cattle...ANIMALS also)
Bar-b-Que joints (Pork...yanno...Pigs...ANIMALS!)
"Hot Wings"...(chickens) fowl, but still...ANIMALS.
No, it's not about the animals...it's about the "cute" animals.
The ones you want to have around...for YOUR companionship...for YOUR entertainment.
What's so "Friendly" about having a bird...in a cage?
Birds are meant to fly...in the open SKY.
Hypocrites...
quote:
Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
A question that deserves an answer:
Simple. No, I haven't brought a homeless "Human" into my home...I have:
Contributed money, food, clothes,services etc. to the many civic, community organizations .

Hypocrites...


Hypocrites? Kinda like the kettle calling the pot black, isn't it? Wink

Donating money, food, services isn't what I would call (in your words) "rescue a homeless...HUMAN". Bringing him/her into your home would be what I call a "rescue".
Just as I thought...no real answers when It comes to the matter of consuming beef, pork, or poultry (animals). Just verbal assaults.

Before you take that next, life sustaining prescpiption DRUG, just remember...

A valuable result of animal research is that it saves HUMAN lives. Drugs can be tested for their adverse effects. These effects can be precisely measured in animals and the drugs can then be altered to become less harmful and more therapeutic. Animal testing also will save lives because it allows new drugs to be created. Many new therapies and drugs owe their existence to animal testing. Namely, blood transfusions, organ transplants, chemotherapy, insulin treatments, and the polio vaccine (“Animal”).

Guess what? That research involves not only mice, rats, and hamsters (each a "pet" for someone) but also monkeys, pigs...and YES! cats and dogs. Where is your indignity about that?

Own a leather belt...or shoes?
Guess what?...that was once an ANIMAL.

And what purpose does it serve THE animal (cats, dogs), to have it's reproductive organs removed? NONE whatsoever to the animal...it's "un-natural"...but it gives the owner (Slaves were once "owned")a "comfy" feeling.

And how many of you regularly "rescue" an animal from the Animal Shelter?
Noooooo...you would rather have the cute, pedegee, hundreds of dollars a pop..."pet".

You're not REAL animal lovers. You just want to feel good about your selection of certain animals.

So, go ahead and have that sausage. Bacon. Steak...someone in Korea, Vietnam...ect will be dining on CAT today...always have.

p.s. trutoot...you sound more like the Forum Gestapo with each post.
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Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
Just as I thought...no real answers when It comes to the matter of consuming beef, pork, or poultry (animals). Just verbal assaults.

Before you take that next, life sustaining prescpiption DRUG, just remember...

A valuable result of animal research is that it saves HUMAN lives. Drugs can be tested for their adverse effects. These effects can be precisely measured in animals and the drugs can then be altered to become less harmful and more therapeutic. Animal testing also will save lives because it allows new drugs to be created. Many new therapies and drugs owe their existence to animal testing. Namely, blood transfusions, organ transplants, chemotherapy, insulin treatments, and the polio vaccine (“Animal”).

Guess what? That research involves not only mice, rats, and hamsters (each a "pet" for someone) but also monkeys, pigs...and YES! cats and dogs. Where is your indignity about that?

Own a leather belt...or shoes?
Guess what?...that was once an ANIMAL.

And what purpose does it serve THE animal (cats, dogs), to have it's reproductive organs removed? NONE whatsoever to the animal...it's "un-natural"...but it gives the owner (Slaves were once "owned")a "comfy" feeling.

And how many of you regularly "rescue" an animal from the Animal Shelter?
Noooooo...you would rather have the cute, pedegee, hundreds of dollars a pop..."pet".

You're not REAL animal lovers. You just want to feel good about your selection of certain animals.

So, go ahead and have that sausage. Bacon. Steak...someone in Korea, Vietnam...ect will be dining on CAT today...always have.

p.s. trutoot...you sound more like the Forum Gestapo with each post.


Sorry, Cage. Even if everything in your rant were relevant (which it isn't) and/or true (which it isn't), that still doesn't justify joking about being cruel to animals.
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Originally posted by semiannualchick:
CageTheElephant, have you ever eaten a steak, bacon, pork chop?
My granddaddy & daddy raised pigs, cows, chickens. The meat was fozen & eaten thru the year. They never raised cats & dogs
to eat.


So you do eat "selected" animals?
And what would you say to Koreans, who's diets consist of cats?
Or...the people of India...whom don't eat beef...when asked why you do?
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Originally posted by tomfan:
Sorry, Cage. Even if everything in your rant were relevant (which it isn't) and/or true (which it isn't), that still doesn't justify joking about being cruel to animals.


Why is it not relevant? You're on a crusade to save animals...or just animals of your choice?
And,true? Do a search...and see what animals are used for in Medical Research.

Ate a burger lately?


Cage, please pay attention. This is my last try at getting through to you.

"Even if everything in your rant were true (which it isn't)" doesn't mean none of it was true. It just means some of it wasn't true. For example, spaying/neutering is not done to give owners a "comfy" feeling. For another example, my three rescued dogs are not hundreds of dollar pets.

And none of your post is relevant to the fact that torturing animals is not something to joke about.
quote:
Originally posted by CageTheElephant:


1 Cat
1 Can of beer (any brand)
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp salt
1 tsp ground pepper
1/2 tsp chili powder


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Mix spices and rub over cat. Drink half the can of beer and then place beer can into rear of cat and stand cat tripod-like on BBQ. Rotate in 30 minutes. Cook for a total of one hour.

Smoke flavouring helps.



We at Cat Recipes dot com make no claims as to the tastefulness or tastiness of any material on this web site. To the best of our knowledge, all the recipes contained within are untested using the namesake ingredient(s). This site is purely satirical and we do not suggest, encourage or condone the mistreatment of animals in any way, shape or form.


i dunno... not sure that the garlic would go well with the cat.. they usually require a sweeter seasoning...basil, perhaps...
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Originally posted by willie:
i hate to see the argument "in India they don't eat beef" or "Koreans eat cats!"

we're in America. we eat cows.
we love our cats. we adopt dogs, not fry them.
don't tell us how other countries do things.
we do things the American way!

we love our animals.
from porch, to the pasture, to the plate! Big Grin


Just like we speak American? The USA is made up of many Nationalities, cultures, ethnicity's ect. What qualifies you to speak for all?

A cat is a nuisance animal, they should be shot on sight.
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Originally posted by WH:
quote:
Originally posted by willie:
i hate to see the argument "in India they don't eat beef" or "Koreans eat cats!"

we're in America. we eat cows.
we love our cats. we adopt dogs, not fry them.
don't tell us how other countries do things.
we do things the American way!

we love our animals.
from porch, to the pasture, to the plate! Big Grin


Just like we speak American? The USA is made up of many Nationalities, cultures, ethnicity's ect. What qualifies you to speak for all?

A cat is a nuisance animal, they should be shot on sight.


So you advocate committing a felony?
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Originally posted by TruToot:
So you advocate committing a felony?



A felony" for splatting "Illegal" felines...on Gov'ment property?

I'm taking my 400fps pellet gun...to tha' Pile tomorrow...with some cans of Tuna...an' takin' care of this "blight"...
Haahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Go eat a burger...(beef) Cow,,,ANIMAL...you jerk!

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