In the interest of being a "crusader" for the rights of food...ie PETA, and their stance on eating animals, I must stand up for the rights of...potato's!
Every year, millions of potato's are up-(rooted) from their underground homes!
They are lumped with other potato's.
They are...tumbled through washes, bath's, and other sorts of cruel treatment.
They are...sliced, diced, hashed, baked, fried, boiled, mashed, saladized, and even eaten...alive (raw).
It's a potato "Holocaust"...and it must be stopped!
Join me, and others, in establishing a safe haven for the potato.
Call...donate...to your local S.T.U.P.I.D office...
Save The Underated Potato In Distress!
After all, the potato deserves as much right to life...as...say...veal!
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