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I'm going to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Right, then I'll begin.

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

Xenu the alien ruler Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.

Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).

These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting".

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xenu is still alive today.

That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.

Well what did you think of that story?

What? You thought it was a stupid story?

Well so do we. However, this story is the core belief in the religion known as Scientology.* If people knew about this story then most people would never get involved in it. This story is told to you when you reach one of their secret levels called OT III. After that you are supposed to telepathically communicate with these body thetans to make them go away. You have to pay a lot of money to get to this level and do this (or you have to work very hard for the organisation on extremely low pay for many years).

We are telling you this story as a warning. If you become involved with Scientology then we would like you to do so with your eyes open and fully aware of the sort of material it contains.

Most of the Scientologists who work in their Dianetics* centres and so called "Churches" of Scientology do not know this story since they are not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret "upper" levels of Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this level if they ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it to those people who are joining Scientology.

Now you have read this you know their big secret. Don't let us put you off joining though.

Reprinted from Xenu.net.


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Hi Deep,

I have but one question: What does this have to do with Scripture? You named your discussion "Scripture" -- yet, I see no discussion of Scripture.

Just curious. Is this your way of trying to imply that Scientology is in any way a Christian religion? You and I both know that Scientology has nothing whatsoever to do with Christianity nor Scripture.

Was this another attempt to "spin" misinformation -- simply by using the title "Scripture" to imply a connection?

Sorry, my Friend, no cigar!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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SCRIPTURE should not be mocked. It contains a plethora of valuable information. For example, Scripture gives certain people an out from the pain of a moronic church service:

While the clergy instructs their flocks to attend church regularly, many are not welcome in the eyes of God. Leviticus 21:16-23 provides a list of those who must stay away from God's altar. Apparently, God does not like people who have a blemish, are blind, or lame, or flat nosed, have a broken foot or broken hand; have an eye sore or a scab; or are dwarfs.

From Deuteronomy 23:1, 2 we find that, "He that is wounded in the stones [testicles], or hath his privy member [penis] cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord." Are inspections required at the church door?

Bastards are not allowed in either, "even to his tenth generation."
Deepfat --

Here is more on Scientology. L. Ron Hubbard, its founder, is reliably reported to have told a group of his buddies that he thought a good way to make a lot of money would be to start his own religion. He did just that. The result is Scientology, an absurd belief system.Hubbard is also a worse-than-mediocre author of science fiction. He prevailed on members of his heretical and fictionalized "church" to buy lots of copies of his drivel, and thus made a lot of book sales. There is no reasonable way to compare Scientology with Christianity other than to show that the former is a joke!.
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Originally posted by interventor1:
davidmiles,

You're quoting old testiment. In the new testiment, Jesus associated with persons of loose morals and even tax collectors to get his good news across.


It's a shame he didn't succeed. Two thousand years later and Bible thumpers are still hung up on sex (berating a person for his or her sexual preference)and everything else that bothers them. e.g., atheists.
MORE GREAT SCRIPTURE

"And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day. and we will eat my son tomorrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son. And it came to pass, when the king heard the words of the woman, that he rent his clothes," II Kings 6:28-30.

Is the socially redeeming value of this passage to give us insight into the diets of ancient Hebrews, a lesson on fair play, or that the garments of ancient kings were easily torn?

It demonstrates the necessity of a legal contract when agreeing to share a meal of boiled son.
That was interesting. I didn't know much about Scientology. I do know a little about the Mormons and it is somewhat the same. They learn the secrets of the universe when they pay enough money to enter the secret temple and many Mormons never get to go there. But at least I don't believe the Scientologists claim to be Christians, but I might be wrong.
Scientology has nothing to do with science and nothing to do with religion.
It was one man's money making scam and it still pulls in the gullible to this day.
Any 'religion' that requires secrets to participate is a cult, not a religion.
L Ron performed an abortion on his own wife with a coat hanger because he did not want any more kids. His only son legally changed his named when he finally 'escaped' from the loon's control.
Makes as much sense as little green men in flying saucers over trailer parks with Elvis singing "Blue Hawaii".
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L Ron performed an abortion on his own wife


Wow. Didn't know that. This story appears to have originated with a Penthouse magazine interview of Hubbard's son.

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"I have a memory of this that goes back to when I was six years old. It is certainly a problem for my father and for Scientology that I rememoer this. It was around 1939, 1940, that I watched my father doing something to my mother. She was lying on the bed and he was sitting on her, facing her feet. He had a coat hanger in his hand. There was blood all over the place. I remember my father shouting at me. "Go back to bed!" A little while later a doctor came and took her off to the hospital. She didn't talk about it for quite a number of years. Neither did my father.


Penthouse: He was trying to perform an abortion?


Hubbard: According to him and my mother, he tried to do it with me. I was born at six and a half months and weighed two pounds, two ounces. I mean, I wasn't born: this is what came out as a result of their attempt to abort me. It happened during a night of partying --he got involved in trying to do a black-magic number. Also, I've got to complete this by saying that he thought of himself as the Beast 666 incarnate."

This isn't even the weird part!
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Hubbard is also a worse-then-mediocre author of science fiction.


Blasphemer!

Battlefield Earth was (is) one of the best sci-fi novels ever written!

. . . And, oddly, one of the worst movies ever made.


And Mission Earth wasn't too bad either, if you could get through all 10 volumes. Kept me twisted for about a year.
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Originally posted by pcgal:
davidnmiles:

Flippant comments about Jesus are not taken lightly by His Father in heaven...nor are they appreciated by those who are His followers.

One day we will all stand before Him and be judged on that very basis: whether or not we believe He is Lord and Savior.


Flippant comments: When you have always been shielded from the truth about this character, unpleasant facts about him must come as a devistating shock.

Judgement: Do you have any idea how often I hear this unsubstantiated claim. I do wish someone could come up with an original reason why I should be nice to Godsy-Pooh and his sidekick.
David when talking about Kings and women eating their sons; please by all means use the complete story instead of what you want in order to discredit the old testament.

Many will take your word on it; instead of looking it up.

The story is about a bad King and this King was not a man of God nor was the lady that ate the kings son.

The man of God was the son of the lady albeit as strange as it may seem that He took a different path than his mother.

Elisha was that son and it was of no intention by God to allow Elisha to be eaten for he was to be a profit or in fact was already a profit.

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To answer your question about what is this story to reveal or what is the meaning. If read entirely you would see that;

Gods will shall prevail, and even during hard times God can make a way for His own to be taken care of. Just continue to read through 2 Kings 7 and look at the lepers, on down through the end you will see that God dealt with that King which ate another human as well!

Good day and God bless.
Braylan

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