Skip to main content

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the
other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the
Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs
with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of
dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my
seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua
was a seeing-eye dog might be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the
heck!" so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a freaking Chihuahua?!"
Original Post

Replies sorted oldest to newest

I heard about a guy who went into a store and started swinging his seeing eye dog round and round by his leash. When the manager asked him what he was doing, the man replied, “Oh, I’m just looking around.”

(Before you jump on me for disrespectful to the blind – this was told to me by a blind person!)
Nah, y'all are just adding jokes to the first joke. That's cool. I posted this earlier & must have goofed. I don't think it's THAT bad...no offense is meant to nuns. Nuns are great.


A drunken guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks
her over.

He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Q: Why did God create Democrats?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?

Q. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant.
quote:
Originally posted by tdreader:
quote:
Originally posted by FatNoMo:
A seeing eye cat.
Now that’s a picture.
A seeing eye cat would lead their person into busy traffic just to be, uh, well, a cat.


Enjoyed the humor.
Hey, didn't we get keelhauled once for highjacking a topic?
Aye, she be a ****ed up life, this life of a sailor.
I'm out.


Hey, I haven't done any hijacking. All of my posts have been about seeing eye somethings. Cool

Add Reply

Post

Untitled Document
×
×
×
×
Link copied to your clipboard.
×