Since we don't know when this apocalytic event will occur, and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits. And I believe that one should be as presentable as possible: brush teeth regularly, bathe, shave my legs, and so forth. Since I get waxed on occasion, should I do it more frequently so as to look my best?

What do you folks think?
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That is a tough one. I would consult a 1-800 prayer line direct from TBN to heaven were I you, I am sure Jan Crouch could give you great counsel on Christian external body care, from legs to botox to wigs. If not she, then Rexella who has the hotline from God from Jack. She has a fake PhD now, just like all the other telebangelists, and my friends' cost them a dozen years and nearly $100,000 each. Wrong racket, evidently.
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If not she, then Rexella who has the hotline from God from Jack. She has a fake PhD now, just like all the other telebangelists, and my friends' cost them a dozen years and nearly $100,000 each. Wrong racket, evidently.


How interesting. What went on?
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There will be no such thing as "The Rapture".
We will all be vaporized, to come back to this Earth as...insects, animals, small cars.

Hi all,

I do believe we have a reincarnation of our DEEP/FISH Friends. Like a bad penny; some things will just not stay lost.

Y'all come back now, ya heah?

Bill

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and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?


I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?
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and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?

I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?

Hi Shoals,

If, by chance, Dis does make it -- I am sure he/she will not be Disappointed.

No, Dis, we will all be clothed in the robes of pure righteousness provided only by Jesus Christ. We will have no need for any man-made clothing, eye glasses, false teeth -- or breast implants. It will just be pure white robes of His righteousness. Praise the Lord!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?

I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?

Hi Shoals,

If, by chance, Dis does make it -- I am sure he/she will not be Disappointed.

No, Dis, we will all be clothed in the robes of pure righteousness provided only by Jesus Christ. We will have no need for any man-made clothing, eye glasses, false teeth -- or breast implants. It will just be pure white robes of His righteousness. Praise the Lord!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill


Mr. Bill,

Under those white robes of His righteousness, will he throw in some large tatas for me?
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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by intheshoals:
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Originally posted by Disappointed:
and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?

I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?

Hi Shoals,

If, by chance, Dis does make it -- I am sure he/she will not be Disappointed.

No, Dis, we will all be clothed in the robes of pure righteousness provided only by Jesus Christ. We will have no need for any man-made clothing, eye glasses, false teeth -- or breast implants. It will just be pure white robes of His righteousness. Praise the Lord!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

Mr. Bill,

Under those white robes of His righteousness, will he throw in some large tatas for me?

Hi Ane,

Obviously, that is the least of YOUR worries.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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Originally posted by Disappointed:
and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?

I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?

Hi Shoals,

If, by chance, Dis does make it -- I am sure he/she will not be Disappointed.

No, Dis, we will all be clothed in the robes of pure righteousness provided only by Jesus Christ. We will have no need for any man-made clothing, eye glasses, false teeth -- or breast implants. It will just be pure white robes of His righteousness. Praise the Lord!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

Mr. Bill,

Under those white robes of His righteousness, will he throw in some large tatas for me?

Hi Ane,

Obviously, that is the least of YOUR worries.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill


Since Mr. Bill failed to give you a civil answer, Anemone, I'll do it instead.

If the Good Lord gives you terrific tatas, in appreciation you should show His works so that we all might believe!
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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by intheshoals:
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Originally posted by Disappointed:
and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?

I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?

Hi Shoals,

If, by chance, Dis does make it -- I am sure he/she will not be Disappointed.

No, Dis, we will all be clothed in the robes of pure righteousness provided only by Jesus Christ. We will have no need for any man-made clothing, eye glasses, false teeth -- or breast implants. It will just be pure white robes of His righteousness. Praise the Lord!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill


Mr. Bill,

Under those white robes of His righteousness, will he throw in some large tatas for me?


Anemone, if you are a true believer, keep in mind that the GOOD LORD will provide you sufficient assets to righteously earn those Mardi Gras beads! And the righteous will truly be able to sing "How Great Thou Art"!
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Originally posted by intheshoals:
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Originally posted by Disappointed:
and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?

I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?

Hi Shoals,

If, by chance, Dis does make it -- I am sure he/she will not be Disappointed.

No, Dis, we will all be clothed in the robes of pure righteousness provided only by Jesus Christ. We will have no need for any man-made clothing, eye glasses, false teeth -- or breast implants. It will just be pure white robes of His righteousness. Praise the Lord!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill


Bummer! And I was going to get some serious Bulgarian airbags!
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Originally posted by Disappointed:
and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?


I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?


I used to have a sloppily illustrated tract from some premillennialist triburapture cult that showed naked humans emerging from the earth at the supposed "rapture," with dirt trailing behind them like some kind of earthen contrails. It was a real trip!
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Originally posted by Disappointed:
and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?


I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?


I used to have a sloppily illustrated tract from some premillennialist triburapture cult that showed naked humans emerging from the earth at the supposed "rapture," with dirt trailing behind them like some kind of earthen contrails. It was a real trip!


Dayum! beternU...cobwebs of the brain?...That was the ...January, 1976 edition of "Hustler Magazine"...NOT a pamplet!
I saw it too!
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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by intheshoals:
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Originally posted by Disappointed:
and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?

I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?

Hi Shoals,

If, by chance, Dis does make it -- I am sure he/she will not be Disappointed.

No, Dis, we will all be clothed in the robes of pure righteousness provided only by Jesus Christ. We will have no need for any man-made clothing, eye glasses, false teeth -- or breast implants. It will just be pure white robes of His righteousness. Praise the Lord!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill


so.. you've just demoted christ to a tailor? dressmaker? retail clerk?

besides.. i thought it was supposed to be 'heaven'?
who needs robes in heaven? in fact, standing around in a dress for eternity isn't exactly what i'd call heaven.

i'm thinking bahamas type beach.. mid 70's by day mid 60's by night and not a stich of clothing to be found.
also, an open bar.

and all the waitresses look like halle berry and nicole scherzinger and jessica alba.

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