Why can't anyone answer one simple question? It is a simple quetion with a simple answer....The caveman was here first or Adam/Eve here first? Any one? I wolud like to know...
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quote:Ubermensch
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Posted 18 January 2007 03:32 PM Hide Post
What do you do when you aren't harassing Christians between bong hits? Seriously though you found the answer that works for you so go with it and leave everyone else alone.
quote:Originally posted by Ubermensch:
...so people put at the end of their names to hint at their coolness.
quote:Ubermensch
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Posted 18 January 2007 03:53 PM Hide Post
I'm mellow I'm just in your face mellow
That pot thing was in reference to the 420 at the end of the guy's name. 4:20 is international pot smoking time so people put at the end of their names to hint at their coolness.
quote:Originally posted by mackisfor420:
...the bible is in question here.
quote:Originally posted by Yo Brotha from anotha Motha:
My take in a nut shell is: Prehistoric man was here first. You don't read anywhere in the bible about dinosaurs eating Egyptians,Jews, or Adam and Eve. I don't know if Noah put a brontisauris in his ark or not.
You do however find drawings of dinosaurs in the caves where cave men once dwelled. Man made stone arrowheads have been found inside dinasaur remains. Carbon dating dates prehistoric man and animal much older than anything biblical.
quote:Posted 20 January 2007 05:47 PM Hide Post
Well, the most accepted answer is Cavemen, of course. How would Adam/Eve even know they were the only ones alive? And how could they write with no writing devices or paper. And there is absoultely no evidence of their existance whatsoever. We do however know for 100% fact the cavemen existed millons of years ago. So how can this be disputed? Am I missing something?
quote:Originally posted by mackisfor420:
Well, the most accepted answer is Cavemen, of course. And how could they write with no writing devices or paper. Am I missing something?
And the story is only started.Just wait for the next story!!!quote:Originally posted by themax:
The ongoing rest of the rest of the story
After many years in earth years had passed, the Father of the hugh bird saw what his kids had done to the hitchhickers. And he was angry with his kids for messing with two hitchhikers. And even more for they had allowed them to become. So he searched the earth until he found a good decendent of the hitchers. He spoke to him in a dream. The Father of the big bird from the sky, told the decendent of the 1st hitchhickers that he was not pleased with what had happened on earth. His best plan was to start over. And this good decendent wanted to help start over he needed to build a big boat,because he was going to flood the earth and get rid of the rif raf. So this dude called Noah believed what he was told and did exactly what the big Father said do. Sure enough the earth as Noah had know it to be was flooded with 40 days and nights of rain.
quote:But your bible says the earth is only about 6,000-10,000 years old.
quote:Originally posted by dogsoldier0513:
GO BACK to where I discussed a THEORY making the rounds among theologians: Each 'day' of Creation was NOT a '24-hour day' as Moses knew. Many theologians theorize that a 'day' in Creation MAY HAVE BEEN as long as 100,000,000 years in duration....a mere 'blink of God's eye', so to speak.
FWIW, the Egyptians are credited with inventing 'paper'. Prior to that, animal skins and clay (wet) tablets were used to record 'history'.
As for 'why' God 'no longer speaks to us': Who says He doesn't? Try taking an 'Old Testament History' class.
quote:Originally posted by Ubermensch:
I'm mellow I'm just in your face mellow
That pot thing was in reference to the 420 at the end of the guy's name. 4:20 is international pot smoking time so people put at the end of their names to hint at their coolness.
Not that there is anything wrong with it but I don't think the motive behind this guy's madness is really constructive. I think he is just trying to illustrate to us how dumb he perceives Christians to be.
quote:Originally posted by stupid people suck:
Why did'nt you just ask which came first,
the egg
or
the chicken
maybe someone could have answered that....lol
quote:Originally posted by mackisfor420:
Why can't anyone answer one simple question? It is a simple quetion with a simple answer....The caveman was here first or Adam/Eve here first? Any one? I wolud like to know...